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My Lonely Poem
Uploaded by: thegrapeistreturns
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#28
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Pharonix (02/13/2012) [+]
(7 replies)
violets are blue
so is the sky
bite the pillow,
I'm going in dry
Through the canal
bit by bit
I don't need no lube
as your blood will do
I'll pound you for hours
Till the end of days
I'll ram ya and cram ya
Cuz I'm Billy Mays
The Bloody sea
doesn't scare me
Because all I needs
about tree-fiddy
so is the sky
bite the pillow,
I'm going in dry
Through the canal
bit by bit
I don't need no lube
as your blood will do
I'll pound you for hours
Till the end of days
I'll ram ya and cram ya
Cuz I'm Billy Mays
The Bloody sea
doesn't scare me
Because all I needs
about tree-fiddy
#57
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waffies (02/13/2012) [+]
(2 replies)
Roses are red
Violets are blue
We're having sex
BECAUSE I'M STRONGER THAN YOU
Violets are blue
We're having sex
BECAUSE I'M STRONGER THAN YOU
#147
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damayn (02/13/2012) [+]
(1 reply)
roses are red
clovers are green
I don't need a girlfriend
if you know what i mean.
but i need something else
its not a girls titty
I'm afraid i have to ask you
to give me tree fiddy.
clovers are green
I don't need a girlfriend
if you know what i mean.
but i need something else
its not a girls titty
I'm afraid i have to ask you
to give me tree fiddy.
#20
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Zaivia (02/13/2012) [-] Roses are #FF0000
Violets are #0000FF
All my base,
Are belonging to you.
Violets are #0000FF
All my base,
Are belonging to you.
#48
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reggaered (02/13/2012) [+]
(3 replies)
My Lonely Poem
My Lonely Poem
aah aah aah aah
My Lonely Poem
I used to wonder what romance could be
but then nobody ever shared it with me
lonely dinners
lots of food
a singular bed
throughout my life
sharing with no one
it's an easy feat
and fapping makes it all complete, yeah
My Lonely Poem
do you all know I only use my right haaaaaaand
My Lonely Poem
aah aah aah aah
My Lonely Poem
I used to wonder what romance could be
but then nobody ever shared it with me
lonely dinners
lots of food
a singular bed
throughout my life
sharing with no one
it's an easy feat
and fapping makes it all complete, yeah
My Lonely Poem
do you all know I only use my right haaaaaaand
#3
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joshuarosenbach **User deleted account** (02/12/2012) [+]
(1 reply)
Just you and your hand tonight.
#329
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ultrarobbie (02/13/2012) [-] Red means stop
Green means go
I clicked next without toenail clippinging
You mad bro?
Green means go
I clicked next without toenail clippinging
You mad bro?
#289
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mindequalsblown (02/13/2012) [-] Roses are blue
My name is Dave
This poem doesn't make sense
Microwave
My name is Dave
This poem doesn't make sense
Microwave
#288
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Superiorbeing (02/13/2012) [-] Roses are reddish
Violets are blueish
If it wasn't for Hitler
We'd all be Jewish
Violets are blueish
If it wasn't for Hitler
We'd all be Jewish
#287
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mindequalsblown (02/13/2012) [-] Roses are brown
Violets are brown
Tulips are brown
STOP SHITTING ON MY GARDEN!
Violets are brown
Tulips are brown
STOP SHITTING ON MY GARDEN!
#148
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luftwaffebutterbal (02/13/2012) [-] Roses are grey
Violets are grey
everything is grey
I am a dog.
Violets are grey
everything is grey
I am a dog.
#232
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avyon (02/13/2012) [-] roses are red,
violets are red,
shrubs are red,
trees are red,
Holy Shit, My Yards On Fire!
violets are red,
shrubs are red,
trees are red,
Holy Shit, My Yards On Fire!
#240
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neoncookie (02/13/2012) [+]
(1 reply)
Plumbers are red
Hedgehogs are blue
Im player one
Will you be player 2 ?
Hedgehogs are blue
Im player one
Will you be player 2 ?
