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#119 -
lordoftheflies ONLINE (02/13/2012) [-] So i want to tell u guys about one of my cats
>be in grade school and walking home
>decide to walk through park for a little fun
>see small cat in park, meowing loudly for attention
>pets cat in spite of accusations of her having fleas
>has to finally go home
>leaving park when cat follows me
>cat gets stuck behind chainlink fence even though exit is just a few inches to the left
>laugh and pick her up to cross the street
>walk home with cat following me
>get to door and realize i cant keep her
>cries
>luckily mom comes out, b'awwz and decides to keep her
I shall forever love my little child. No matter how irritating she can be
>be in grade school and walking home
>decide to walk through park for a little fun
>see small cat in park, meowing loudly for attention
>pets cat in spite of accusations of her having fleas
>has to finally go home
>leaving park when cat follows me
>cat gets stuck behind chainlink fence even though exit is just a few inches to the left
>laugh and pick her up to cross the street
>walk home with cat following me
>get to door and realize i cant keep her
>cries
>luckily mom comes out, b'awwz and decides to keep her
I shall forever love my little child. No matter how irritating she can be
#120 to #119 -
lordoftheflies ONLINE (02/13/2012) [-] This is her. (Can only post pictures in reply)
#112 -
randomassbag (02/13/2012) [-] I know the feeling.
<----- Actual pic of my cat curled up in my pants while I drop a deuce.
<----- Actual pic of my cat curled up in my pants while I drop a deuce.
#110 -
rossolini (02/13/2012) [-] **rossolini rolled a random image posted in comment #238 at The 5 second rule ** <- my pet died because of this
#109 -
Jigglejellow (02/13/2012) [-] Ok ok cats are cute.. But puppies are WAY cuter in my opinion..
#108 -
aliciadizzle (02/13/2012) [-] thats exactly what my cat does. but he sleeps in the sink lol
<---- exactly what my cat looks like when im in the bathroom lol
<---- exactly what my cat looks like when im in the bathroom lol
#101 -
sigmundisdabest (02/13/2012) [-] **sigmundisdabest rolled a random image posted in comment #1 at dafuq lil wayne **
<--------------My pet(s)
<--------------My pet(s)
#91 -
absynthe ONLINE (02/13/2012) [-] dear nice people who are browsing the comments, im going to tell you a story about my cat and the shit he pulls. to start lets reminisce about the oldest most "dont give a fuck" old person you know, good now you have my cat, lets move on.
> being 10, like a boss
> trying to sleep when all of a sudden cat comes into my room
> cool, just letting him be, he'll find a comfy spot sooner or later
> an hour later still walking across by bed
> force him to lay down and tell him "just lay down and sleep"
> fall asleep finally and wake up about 4 hours later completely off my pillow, one spot of my head is wet and i have 4 really tiny feet resting on top of my head
> asshole cat stole my pillow, licked my hair and refused to move the rest of the night.
this continued once a week or so for over 3 years.... next story incoming but pic related its my cat he now sleeps on his face.
> being 10, like a boss
> trying to sleep when all of a sudden cat comes into my room
> cool, just letting him be, he'll find a comfy spot sooner or later
> an hour later still walking across by bed
> force him to lay down and tell him "just lay down and sleep"
> fall asleep finally and wake up about 4 hours later completely off my pillow, one spot of my head is wet and i have 4 really tiny feet resting on top of my head
> asshole cat stole my pillow, licked my hair and refused to move the rest of the night.
this continued once a week or so for over 3 years.... next story incoming but pic related its my cat he now sleeps on his face.
#94 to #91 -
absynthe ONLINE (02/13/2012) [-] next story happened a bit later and more affected my mom then me.
> mom getting ready to drive me to school
> suddenly realize we're late and have to leave NOW
> go out to the truck and see something on the hood and windshield
> cat is sitting on the hood of the truck
> he pooped on the windshield, had to clean it before leaving
> also refused to get off the truck, tried picking him up and would get clawed severely and bitten
> mom tried starting the car and still didnt move
> started driving away and he still sat there
> got to the stopsign at the end of the road before he jumped off and walked home
picture related again. its him just not giving a fuck
> mom getting ready to drive me to school
> suddenly realize we're late and have to leave NOW
> go out to the truck and see something on the hood and windshield
> cat is sitting on the hood of the truck
> he pooped on the windshield, had to clean it before leaving
> also refused to get off the truck, tried picking him up and would get clawed severely and bitten
> mom tried starting the car and still didnt move
> started driving away and he still sat there
> got to the stopsign at the end of the road before he jumped off and walked home
picture related again. its him just not giving a fuck
#97 to #94 -
absynthe ONLINE (02/13/2012) [-] > be 14
> trying coffee out for the first time
> not really enjoying it but drinking it anyway
> cat got in it
> drank most of it
> didnt see him for 2 days
> he was hiding in my dresser
> wouldnt leave for over a week
> had to put a litter box, food and water by it
> his face when my room smelled like cat shit for over 3 months
> trying coffee out for the first time
> not really enjoying it but drinking it anyway
> cat got in it
> drank most of it
> didnt see him for 2 days
> he was hiding in my dresser
> wouldnt leave for over a week
> had to put a litter box, food and water by it
> his face when my room smelled like cat shit for over 3 months
#100 to #97 -
absynthe ONLINE (02/13/2012) [-] got a few more but here is one of my favorites
> cat pictured is 16, damn old for a cat
> started to go a bit senile, its kinda sad but hes still a good cat and i love him to death
> about a week ago go to make some hamburger helper
> its done, i put it all in a really big bowl and just leave it to cool for a bit
> end up playing the binding of isaac for a good hour and a half and forgot
> come up stairs to see the fucker STANDING IN MY GODDAMN HAMBURGER HELPER
> asshole cat looks at me and starts purring
> only reaction is "fuck you cat, you can have it
pic related, he was watching spongebob with me
> cat pictured is 16, damn old for a cat
> started to go a bit senile, its kinda sad but hes still a good cat and i love him to death
> about a week ago go to make some hamburger helper
> its done, i put it all in a really big bowl and just leave it to cool for a bit
> end up playing the binding of isaac for a good hour and a half and forgot
> come up stairs to see the fucker STANDING IN MY GODDAMN HAMBURGER HELPER
> asshole cat looks at me and starts purring
> only reaction is "fuck you cat, you can have it
pic related, he was watching spongebob with me
#102 to #100 -
absynthe ONLINE (02/13/2012) [-] another one
> in his old age asshole cat likes to sleep on the edges of things and forgets hes on them
> on a regular basis rolls off the back of couches and chairs and edges of beds and stuff
> ended up sleeping on the edge of our fire pit (not on fire at the moment)
> rolls off and lands in about 8in of ash
> comes inside and jumps in the clean laundry basket.
> asshole cat had the same asshole smirk hes had for the 11 years ive had him
> in his old age asshole cat likes to sleep on the edges of things and forgets hes on them
> on a regular basis rolls off the back of couches and chairs and edges of beds and stuff
> ended up sleeping on the edge of our fire pit (not on fire at the moment)
> rolls off and lands in about 8in of ash
> comes inside and jumps in the clean laundry basket.
> asshole cat had the same asshole smirk hes had for the 11 years ive had him
#103 to #102 -
absynthe ONLINE (02/13/2012) [-] only two more stories for the moment
> asshole cat is 16, asshole cat is old
> old cats like him lose their teeth like most old things do
> he being in pretty good shape still hunts
> has no teeth so after catching he cant kill (or just doesnt)
> brings his hunt inside, doesnt even drop it in the doorway
> leaves it in hall closet
> him when we find a nest of 10 or so field mice living in our hall closet
> asshole cat is 16, asshole cat is old
> old cats like him lose their teeth like most old things do
> he being in pretty good shape still hunts
> has no teeth so after catching he cant kill (or just doesnt)
> brings his hunt inside, doesnt even drop it in the doorway
> leaves it in hall closet
> him when we find a nest of 10 or so field mice living in our hall closet
#107 to #103 -
absynthe ONLINE (02/13/2012) [-] last one, kinda sad in a good way though
> about a month ago go to stay with friend for a while
> gone for about a week and closed my room door so cats couldnt tear up my room
> come back to see ceiling tiles on the ground and asshole cat laying on my pillow hugging my blanket
> moment i sit on my bed he starts purring and followed me around the house for a few days after i got back. bathroom included, if he was locked out he cried at the door until i let him in.
asshole cat may be an asshole but i love him, he found his way into the ceiling, crawled to my room, dropped down from the ceiling and laied in my bed until i got back. ive had him since he was 4, he had 6 owners before me and no one would keep him. hes 16 now and its gonna be hell for me when he dies. as much shit as hes put me through i wouldnt get rid of him for any amount of anything in the world
picture related once again
> about a month ago go to stay with friend for a while
> gone for about a week and closed my room door so cats couldnt tear up my room
> come back to see ceiling tiles on the ground and asshole cat laying on my pillow hugging my blanket
> moment i sit on my bed he starts purring and followed me around the house for a few days after i got back. bathroom included, if he was locked out he cried at the door until i let him in.
asshole cat may be an asshole but i love him, he found his way into the ceiling, crawled to my room, dropped down from the ceiling and laied in my bed until i got back. ive had him since he was 4, he had 6 owners before me and no one would keep him. hes 16 now and its gonna be hell for me when he dies. as much shit as hes put me through i wouldnt get rid of him for any amount of anything in the world
picture related once again
#88 -
ohsnapagirl (02/13/2012) [-] I am so fucking pissed. This smore's poptart is like 80% crust. I'm going to stab someone.
#83 -
xxfireflyxx (02/13/2012) [-] **xxfireflyxx rolled a random image posted in comment #316 at Man vs Childhood ** <== MFW I realized you didn't shut the door when you used the toilet.
#76 -
winniedawho (02/13/2012) [-]
cats are cute... ok that's given
dogs are cute, loyal, friendly, best friend, makes you happy, can be taught to poo and pee outside, inspires you to walk for exercise, comes when you call him, greets you when you come home, know when he did a mistake, loves you no matter how ugly you are...
dogs are cute, loyal, friendly, best friend, makes you happy, can be taught to poo and pee outside, inspires you to walk for exercise, comes when you call him, greets you when you come home, know when he did a mistake, loves you no matter how ugly you are...
#89 to #76 -
anonymous (02/13/2012) [-]
I will admit that dogs are pretty cool (excluding the 'rats' and 'mops') by all of your previously established points but cats are pretty f'ing legit... They are funny and fun when they are young but then chill out act all calm n' shit like bosses. Plus, they don't slobber or pounce & rape you...
#72 -
knottyjames (02/13/2012) [-] My kitten Schroeder tried this once, I just unleashed a fart so foul it actually drove us both out of the bathroom. Now whenever I head for the bathroom he runs to the other end of the house.
