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Submitted: 02/12/2012
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#56 - sullyvictor **User deleted account** (02/13/2012) [-]
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#54 - razorhawk (02/13/2012) [-]
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#52 - anonymous (02/13/2012) [-]
The sad thing is this has been on the front page before...
Except in comic form....
And it went along the lines of
"In the middle of the night when i take a piss in the middle to maximize noise and assert my male dominance throughout my kingdom"
This is somehow worse than a retoast.
#51 - eternalpleasure (02/13/2012) [-]
really? I pee out my window at random passerby's to assert my position as king.
#46 - grimmwaters ONLINE (02/13/2012) [-]
I piss in my mouth, to hydrate my body and sustain my fucking existence.
#44 - derblastermaster (02/13/2012) [-]
Deal with it.
Deal with it.
#43 - funnyjunkissofunny **User deleted account** (02/13/2012) [-]
**funnyjunkissofunny rolled a random image posted in comment #44 at best school desk ever! ** mfw
**funnyjunkissofunny rolled a random image posted in comment #44 at best school desk ever! ** mfw
User avatar #53 to #43 - effzero (02/13/2012) [-]
What is that shit ?
#42 - albinosmurf (02/13/2012) [-]
**albinosmurf rolled a random image posted in comment #97 at Well...Still counts! **

I piss on the side...cause if I wake my son it's my ass...
User avatar #40 - shiftyscent (02/13/2012) [-]
I do it as well but I call it: "Horsecocking it."
#38 - bosskiss (02/13/2012) [-]
That is kinda Alpha
That is kinda Alpha
#45 to #38 - grimmwaters ONLINE (02/13/2012) [-]
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#30 - keff (02/13/2012) [-]
Alpha as fuck!
Alpha as fuck!
#31 to #30 - SuperBobbis (02/13/2012) [-]
Sorry if you're a hater, it's my only Alpha as fuck pic
User avatar #34 to #31 - dragontamers (02/13/2012) [-]
your excuse is valid
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User avatar #28 - mjformj (02/13/2012) [-]
when i piss in the middle of the toilet the water and piss splashes out on my legs.
#26 - duthar (02/13/2012) [-]
Until the stream splits, and you soak yourself, the toilet rim, and the shower curtains. And getting maybe three drops in the damn bowl.
#32 to #26 - waffies ONLINE (02/13/2012) [-]
I'm glad i piss on the edge!
User avatar #27 to #26 - nucularwar (02/13/2012) [-]
good i thought i was the only person that happened to...
User avatar #25 - Floowanna (02/13/2012) [-]
same
User avatar #22 - foxxyninja (02/13/2012) [-]
I pee on the side because my parents will be me if I wake them up.
#24 to #22 - anonymous (02/13/2012) [-]
Your parents will be you? Are they foxy ninjas as well?
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