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The Problem With Pokemon #2

i'd be willing to take suggestions for any future ones of these that are done...<br />
holy crap, the front page?! my cherry has been popped! thanks guys! i'll get on making another one of these soon!

So... whats the deal with that Pokemon
Slowbro" , As tar as evolution goes...
he' s pretty much inst got **** on.
Let' s have a quick look at what passes tor
a sense oi humour in the Pokemon
evolution chain.
WTF
I' m lead to understand that this is a
shellder" ... but surely...
SHELLDER
Yeh but they evolve
taut there women into something
that are bound to say . u"
something like‘... l
i can partially accept that, but where does this Shellder even come from?
What ifyou' re in the middle of the desert and your Slowpokes got to
evolve? And why does it decide to deepthroat the tail of a stranger for
the rest of its life? Does it not want to We its own life? Does it like the
taste of Simon **** ? Does it iust really really like deepthroating tails??
WHAT HAVE I DON E??
And aside horn this...
have they ever thought to split the two up?
imean... i' " **** Eating "
is a Pokemon in it' s own right...
Whati propose is WASTE
AND HUMILIATING SURGERY...
FOR SCIENCE!
...
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User avatar #83 - kaboozle123 ONLINE (04/06/2010) [+] (7 replies)
A slowbro when ready to evolve will go to either a lake OR the ocean and place it's tail in the water. it then waits until this shell like creature attaches to its tail. it does this because like fishing it thinks it's food and it bites it and then it is unable to dislodge because it's teeth are now stuck on the slowbro's tail and the skin then attaches itself and welds together with the shell.
#98 - thebub (04/07/2010) [+] (1 reply)
Yo dawg I herd you like Pokemon so we put Pokemon in your Pokemon so you can evolve while you evolve
User avatar #140 - BorrisJohnson (04/07/2010) [+] (4 replies)
oh wow, this is full of fail, firstly, your reading way tooo much into it, its a pokemon not a reality (even if we want it to be), secondly shellder bites its tail because slowpoke uses it to fish, (watch the episodes), and finally slowpokes **** rainbows so its ok for the shellder...
User avatar #176 - JackDiamond (04/07/2010) [-]
Dude... I'll give you a thumbs up if you promise never to talk about your cherry again...
lol Just kidding. Funny post.
But seriously... Never again...
User avatar #30 - ItsaStoneLuigi (04/06/2010) [+] (12 replies)
mmm yes...suuuurgerryyyyyyy.
User avatar #36 to #34 - roketpwerath (04/06/2010) [-]
Mmm yes, run along young Flapjack.
User avatar #1 - CarlTheHobo (04/06/2010) [-]
its pokemon :P where fire breathing lizards gain wings just from beating the **** out of another pokemon, where giving candy to little girls is 100% legit if they give you candy back :D, oh and where you beat your rival ten trillion times and you never become the champion
User avatar #155 - IEpicWinGuyI (04/07/2010) [+] (1 reply)
ITS POKEMON. IT'S NOT SUPPOSED TO BE REALISTIC.

A BOY'S PARENTS KICK HIM OUT INTO A DANGEROUS WORLD WITH NO FOOD OR CLOTHES WHEN HE'S ONLY 10 YEAR OLD AND WON'T ACCEPT HIM BACK UNTILL HE IS 100% SUCESSFUL AND FINISHED HI-actually that's pretty realistic in comparison with Asians.
User avatar #114 - Tyranitar (04/07/2010) [-]
Actually, if the Shellder is removed, both Pokemon revert to their previous form.
#103 - garlicncow (04/07/2010) [-]
The shelder is attracted to the nutrients in the tail and acts as a parasite sucking said nutrients while the slowpoke gains balance from the extra weight making it more stable. The shelder then changes form to stay on the now slowbro as the slowpoke's mass has gone up from the evolution (not including the tail) Though imo you should have to have a shelder in your party to evolve into a slowbro or have just battled one and leveled up...and the semishelder should be its own pokemon evolved from a waterstone or some **** .
User avatar #99 - thenjerk (04/07/2010) [+] (8 replies)
WHAT THE **** HAPPENS WHEN IT EVOLVES INTO SLOWKING?!?!?!
#100 to #99 - Rovioli (04/07/2010) [-]
the shelder goes on his head not tail and he can talk for some reason
User avatar #43 - Slowbro (04/06/2010) [+] (4 replies)
There was actually an actual Pokemon episode called like The Evolution Solution and all it was about was what you just said. Why the thing attaches and whatever. Still a pretty good rant.
User avatar #171 - bbtheman (04/07/2010) [-]
that's some kick-ass MS Paint skills
User avatar #67 - SlowpokeAttack (04/06/2010) [-]
The shelder theory is a myth.
It's actually a parasite from an STD slowpokes get when they "become a man". Or woman I guess. That's why they evolve when they get it.
User avatar #29 - davidthunder (04/06/2010) [-]
anyone ever want to have just the shell thing and not the slowbro
User avatar #175 - lakeplayahater (04/07/2010) [-]
did you forget that it evolves into slowking??
User avatar #174 - TheACEofSpades (04/07/2010) [-]
Ash: ************************* , I choose you! Use Diarea!

That's a win in my book.
#163 - anonymous (04/07/2010) [+] (1 reply)
that isnt shellder
User avatar #164 to #163 - soldierOcross (04/07/2010) [-]
Yea it is, supposed to be anyway.
User avatar #97 - LazyPuppy (04/06/2010) [+] (1 reply)
I don't understand Dugtrio... I mean its just 3 diglets isn't it? Can't i just catch 3 diglets and put them together? same with Magnemite... Can't i just catch 3 Magnemites and put them together? No? WTF!?!
User avatar #102 to #97 - PteParts (04/07/2010) [-]
No you can't. Accept it or gtfo.
User avatar #5 - TheReptar (04/06/2010) [+] (16 replies)
its like asking "why is there trolls?"
its cause they feel like it
User avatar #7 to #5 - ramstein (04/06/2010) [-]
f0r t3h l0lz
User avatar #2 - krystalkitty (04/06/2010) [+] (2 replies)
What about slowking?
User avatar #4 to #2 - bakinboy (04/06/2010) [-]
he's got a hat
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