Sexy Omegle Conversation. I have the weirdest boner right now.... and IM A GIRL. It?. om not to strangers'. You' re shading with a nurture stranger on Omeglol Y
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I have the weirdest boner right now.... and IM A GIRL

It?. om not to strangers'.
You' re shading with a nurture stranger on Omeglol
You: Hi
Stranger: we
You: asf?
Stranger: 20 male hialrious here
Stranger: who
You: 20 F here
Stranger: Great, how are you?
You: Want to have turn? it
Stranger: Lei sure
You; to roleplay? :)
Stranger: Yes j
You: Okay. Your a guy at home and I' m a girl scout
selling cookies. it
Stranger: Dir, hello little girt. how are. you. tod ?
You: Hi there sir. would you like to buy some cookies?
Stranger: Well idk what kind darrow have? ;)
You: Well I have chocolate chip and some brownies
and sugar.
You: Which would you like? '
Stranger: Hamm let me try a sample omits brownies
please, I must say ms quite a cute skirt your was ring 3
You: cm "blushes" Thank you sir! :3 'tries to hand
brownie and drops it" ... 'Bounds over'
You: Sir?
You: Can last: you something?
Stranger: Sure go ahead young lady 3
You; would you give me something? It
Stranger: Sure on in, sure we
a negotiation out. in m/ bedroom it
You: But wah sir, you have to pay for you cookies
first! to
Stranger: Well . sure. carrying. a rm. mtd,. thosee, twonkies
all day has made. you a little sore, ‘starts
envisaging. your *
You: Please sir, I need this money for my family..- "sad
Stranger: Aww well what are you
willing. to. do. for. this. money young lady? 'starts
You: Uh huh! But you have ta pay me right now! i)
Stranger: , we. got. orre. hundred. dollars here,
now. whst. do. i . moneys. worth? ‘starts to run
hand. down. t:: aota*
You: But sir! I don' t need all that 'C) ute fa ' Don' t
you want to know how much I need? Cl
Stranger: miss how mu ch would you like? it
You: Well let' s Beth., I' m going to need about Tree
Fiddy.
Stranger: onfg.....
You have ,
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#17 - shadowrated (02/12/2012) [+] (2 replies)
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#68 - mrparkinglot (02/12/2012) [+] (9 replies)
**mrparkinglot rolls 11**
#71 - mmajunkie (02/12/2012) [-]
A box of girl scout cookies actually costs $3.50... mindblown
#443 - baditch (02/13/2012) [+] (23 replies)
**baditch rolls 888** tree fiddy. (seriously, How awesome would that be?)
#30 - plurrchild (02/12/2012) [-]
This is what happens when i try to... Oh god why....
I asked for tree fiddy so many times during this and all he could say was "gives you tree fiddy"
#261 - xxxsonic fanxxx (02/12/2012) [-]
Am I the only one who imagined this, and got a massive boner?
#158 - TigerMann (02/12/2012) [+] (3 replies)
-Age, sex, location?   
-20, male, bicurious.   
   
<mfw bicurious is a location
-Age, sex, location?
-20, male, bicurious.

<mfw bicurious is a location
#260 - mustymouse (02/12/2012) [-]
**mustymouse rolled a random image posted in comment #341 at Best Birthday Ever ** This time you've gone too far, boner.
#69 - pliskin ONLINE (02/12/2012) [-]
#259 - breakfastlunch (02/12/2012) [+] (1 reply)
I saw it coming from about "Can I ask you something?" halfway down... But it still made me laugh. Have a well-deserved toenail clipping.
User avatar #137 - NinjasAreCool (02/12/2012) [-]
Did. This. Bother. Anyone. Else?
#24 - gogstarr (02/12/2012) [+] (3 replies)
Didn't see that coming
Best one yet
#37 to #24 - nazkillah ONLINE (02/12/2012) [-]
MS paint skills off the charts
#215 - nyanpoptart (02/12/2012) [-]
i was your first toenail clipping... i watched you grow <3
#237 - thenix (02/12/2012) [-]
Well it bout dat time dat i notice this girl scou was bout 8 stories tall and was a crestetien from the pit of Gonan!
#268 - zdshdci (02/12/2012) [-]
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#315 - damayn (02/12/2012) [+] (7 replies)
Well, it was about that time that I noticed this girl scout was about eight stories tall and was a crustacean from the plethazoic era!
#2 - nyanpoptart (02/12/2012) [+] (1 reply)
did not see this coming....
#426 - yonkersofwgkta (02/13/2012) [-]
>At home, taking a ****
>Ate nothing but sauerkraut, eggs, and beans the past day
>Sloppy, liquidy, **** begins thundering out of my anus at full speed
>Ass and legs covered in horrendous smelling **********
>Don't care, just glad to have bowels vacated
>Realize last roll of toilet paper only has two sheets left
>Family not home, decide it is be safe to venture down for more
>Waddle across hallway with underwear around ankles
>Get to first step of staircase and trip
>Begin tumbling down stairs as more **** rockets out of my asshole from fear
>Laying at bottom of stairs, can't feel arms or legs and right arm
>My body, staircase, and walls covered in foul, egg-smelling ****
>Realize family won't be home for another twelve hours
>Begin to cry and pass out from pain and stench
>Wake up later, hear sirens, realize I'm in an ambulance
>Paramedic smiles and says we are almost at the hospital
>Ask who found me if no one was home
>Paramedic gets a solemn look on his face
>Leans in closer to me
>Grabs me by the shoulders and looks me dead in the eye
>Opens his mouth as a whisper comes out
>"I need about tree fiddy"
>I then realized the he was an 8-story tall Paleolithic Crustacean
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