Wut Did I Just Read

sometimes i sit there for hours thinking of random things to post so retards will screenshot it and post it on Lamar Smithgotjunk who think it's funny for some strange reason. one time i was a atmosphere and then i morphed into a eagle and then i shat everywhere and yelled really loud for some reason and then i did a piss, what other random things can i type... hmm, o then i turned into a speaker and then i played justin beaver and then i turned into a firetruck............ look how funny i am because i made up something random guys, give me pinkies plz