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DAT FEELING!
Sooooo good...
Tags: shit assholes
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#49
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dickorcock (02/12/2012) [+]
(1 reply)
>At home, taking a shit
>Ate nothing but sauerkraut, eggs, and beans the past day
>Sloppy, liquidy, shit begins thundering out of my anus at full speed
>Ass and legs covered in horrendous smelling shit-spray
>Don't care, just glad to have bowels vacated
>Realize last roll of toilet paper only has two sheets left
>Family not home, decide it is be safe to venture down for more
>Waddle across hallway with underwear around ankles
>Get to first step of staircase and trip
>Begin tumbling down stairs as more shit rockets out of my asshole from fear
>Laying at bottom of stairs, can't feel arms or legs and right arm
>My body, staircase, and walls covered in foul, egg-smelling shit
>Realize family won't be home for another twelve hours
>Begin to cry and pass out from pain and stench
>Wake up later, hear sirens, realize I'm in an ambulance
>Paramedic smiles and says we are almost at the hospital
>Ask who found me if no one was home
>Paramedic gets a solemn look on his face
>Leans in closer to me
>Grabs me by the shoulders and looks me dead in the eye
>Opens his mouth as a whisper comes out
>"I need about tree fiddy"
>I then realized the he was an 8-story tall Paleolithic Crustacean
>MFW
>Ate nothing but sauerkraut, eggs, and beans the past day
>Sloppy, liquidy, shit begins thundering out of my anus at full speed
>Ass and legs covered in horrendous smelling shit-spray
>Don't care, just glad to have bowels vacated
>Realize last roll of toilet paper only has two sheets left
>Family not home, decide it is be safe to venture down for more
>Waddle across hallway with underwear around ankles
>Get to first step of staircase and trip
>Begin tumbling down stairs as more shit rockets out of my asshole from fear
>Laying at bottom of stairs, can't feel arms or legs and right arm
>My body, staircase, and walls covered in foul, egg-smelling shit
>Realize family won't be home for another twelve hours
>Begin to cry and pass out from pain and stench
>Wake up later, hear sirens, realize I'm in an ambulance
>Paramedic smiles and says we are almost at the hospital
>Ask who found me if no one was home
>Paramedic gets a solemn look on his face
>Leans in closer to me
>Grabs me by the shoulders and looks me dead in the eye
>Opens his mouth as a whisper comes out
>"I need about tree fiddy"
>I then realized the he was an 8-story tall Paleolithic Crustacean
>MFW
#60
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ponyboyi **User deleted account** (02/12/2012) [+]
(2 replies)
**ponyboyi rolled a random image posted in comment #68 at The day I failed my manliness test **
why is it PINK?
why is it PINK?
#12
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handjob (02/12/2012) [-] **handjob rolled a random image posted in comment #10729 at Funnyjunk social thread #2982398 ** its a trap!
#36
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madjackwack (02/12/2012) [-] **madjackwack rolled a random image posted in comment #279 at Total look a' likes ** mfw when i run out.
