Canadian Soilders. They don't shoot bulets. They insert that manully.. Why no one has attempted an invasion of Canada since 1312. And that one didn' t work out



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#85 - Envy (02/12/2012) [+] (1 reply)
See this pic? that's Canadian and US soldiers together, in Afghanistan. Brothers in arms. Now stop the arguing.
User avatar #188 - andrewandreas (02/12/2012) [+] (2 replies)
Canada is the United states bitch.. why invade them when they already bend over backwards for us... and no one else will invade them because they know the US will beat their ass for trying
#203 to #188 - klick ONLINE (02/12/2012) [-]
When bush decided to invade Iraq, Canada openly said that we are not on board with this at all. Also, when the US declared war on afganinstand after 911, we declared that we are not at war with them, even though we have peace keepers over there.

Amarica wanted us to fight with them and we said no.
#185 - jackoacko (02/12/2012) [-]
I'm leaving before the patriot brigade arrives.
I'm leaving before the patriot brigade arrives.
#122 - mestroxant (02/12/2012) [+] (11 replies)

Isn't America the only reason why Canada hasn't been attacked since then? i mean if it Weren't for America guarding the east coast, Canada would be in a pretty little **** hole...
#131 to #129 - mestroxant (02/12/2012) [-]
Typical world, when in doubt, blame America.
#16 - canadianguyeh (02/12/2012) [+] (2 replies)
my username says it all.
User avatar #143 - doomskull (02/12/2012) [+] (2 replies)
why would america invade canada we like our hat where it is.
User avatar #76 - bossninjaisback **User deleted account** (02/12/2012) [+] (1 reply)
You can say all you want but everybody calls on the Americans to help them in a war.
#41 - lifeisnowcomplete (02/12/2012) [-]
The real Canadian soldier.
#82 - tonoavail (02/12/2012) [+] (13 replies)
#176 - ChromedDragon ONLINE (02/12/2012) [+] (10 replies)
Haven't been invaded for a millenium

well, 946 years, but millenium sounds cooler
#167 - lovestospooch (02/12/2012) [-]
we can change that...
User avatar #155 - bitzobacon (02/12/2012) [+] (14 replies)
I can't believe this is even a discussion lol the U.S could quite literally cripple Canada in a matter of weeks. We had taken Baghdad in a few months in 2003 and they were half way across the planet. we would have air superiority in a matter of days. I'm sure the Canadian soldiers are bad asses man for man i certainly wouldn't want to **** with the guys in this picture lol however logistically there is no way Canada could compete with the U.S it would be over before the our media even knew what news to report.
#158 to #155 - mrsupersuper (02/12/2012) [-]
you sir, just went full retard. look up where the majority of the united states oil comes from..... did you find it? well let me tell you if you didn't, 85% of america's oil comes from canada (stats from 2010 news report)

so, think of modern war logically, you require oil to run your tanks, air and naval war machines, and without oil you will be effectively rendered useless, and for the other percentage of your oil income is from other sources such as the middle east, but each shipment can take weeks to be delivered and shipped to where it is needed, we have ample amount of oil and the means to extract it, refine it and distribute it in a quick and timely manner, also not to mention that recently, stephen harper (prime minister of canada (The Head Cheese) ) bought 2200 fighter planes to patrol the north, this was when countries were argueing on who technicallly controls the northen islands when they were considered to be canada's, but i am getting off topic. returning to said topic, if canada was to go to war with united states, im sure the united states would be able to hurt us quite quickly, but you forget, we canadians are a common wealth country, which means we still have ties to britian and all of their resources and allies, not to mention how much other countries hate america for being incredibly smug and ignorant. to sum up what i just said, even though you say you can "cripple us" in a matter of weeks, because we would, with help of our allies, would bend you amerifats over and make you our prison bitches. check and mate

P.S. even though you took baghdad in a few months in 2003, thats like winning 10 cents in the lottery, you are fighting people with technology much lower than yours, even though you were the ones to supply them with it in the first place, great job, dumbass
#149 - muhamidallea (02/12/2012) [+] (2 replies)
Hey Guys   
How is it going?   
Yeah we have some pretty good soldiers    
You there?   
Hey Guys
How is it going?
Yeah we have some pretty good soldiers
You there?
User avatar #152 to #149 - thebeerinator (02/12/2012) [-]
Who the **** would want to invade Australia. I have to, day by day, fight off these Giant Robot Zombie Spiders that are also Nazis.
User avatar #38 - krystalkitty (02/12/2012) [+] (1 reply)
Can't we all just get along? America and Canada are both awesome. ^^
#108 - seisyll (02/12/2012) [-]
Hey Americans, I bet you couldn't capture Quebec!
No seriously, attack Quebec, please??
#65 - WolfRider (02/12/2012) [+] (1 reply)
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#2 - Nighthawknight (02/11/2012) [+] (1 reply)
#234 - quizzical (02/12/2012) [+] (5 replies)
Because no one saw a point anyways. Only about 35% of Canada's land is livable that can be exploited and populated. Yeah we have oil and such but seriously, who even cares that we're here? We are north of the US and we are very good allies. They aren't going to **** with us because they know America is right below us.

Pic related, Canada's land.
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