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User avatar #7 - redwolfradolf (02/12/2012) [-]
Men: if we're gonna do something we do it all the way.

Did you know that the most common method of suicide in men is the gun, while for women, it's overdose.
User avatar #40 to #7 - cfeuer (02/12/2012) [-]
OD has a high failure rate as they are typically already under somebodies watch and they get taken to a hospital(like my stupid ass aunt who has OD'd 3 times in 5 months. isn't she great.....mother of 6.)
User avatar #28 to #7 - tonydalion ONLINE (02/12/2012) [-]
Did you know that more women attempt suicide than men, but more men die from suicide than women?

That's 'cause woman can't find anything strong enough to overdose on in the kitchen.
#46 to #28 - cjklefty (02/12/2012) [-]
Hmmm I beg to differ
User avatar #10 to #7 - ronidunnells (02/12/2012) [-]
Did you know that when using the gun method of suicide men are more likely to shoot themselves threw the head while woman go threw the chest.

Men; they don't fuck around.
User avatar #9 to #7 - dagold (02/12/2012) [-]
They don't want to mess up their faces so they are pretty at their funerals. Female mentality is fucked.
#25 to #9 - anonymous (02/12/2012) [-]
I would actually go through the chest because if by some fucked up chance the bullet glanced off your skull, you could end up living with severe brain damage, which wouldn't really be the goal.
User avatar #55 to #25 - smilingpyro (02/12/2012) [-]
Put the barrel of the gun in your mouth pointing upward towards your brain. It goes through the roof of your mouth and then through your brain. You'll be dead in seconds.
#32 to #25 - ferrettamer (02/12/2012) [-]
Or you could miss your heart and hit your lung or spine.
User avatar #30 to #25 - redwolfradolf (02/12/2012) [-]
i'm not trying to be an ass (although saying this will ikey sound like it)

But there's no way you'd survive a direct shot to the head with the muzzle touching your head, the bullet will cause expansion damage in the brain and kill you instantly.
#33 to #30 - anonymous (02/12/2012) [-]
Now, I honestly don't know for sure which would be more likely to kill you. I assumed it'd be a head shot before, but I heard a rather terrifying story about a boy who shot himself in the head and was left with severe brain damage. So I personally would choose chest.
User avatar #47 to #33 - cjklefty (02/12/2012) [-]
I think the likelihood of surviving a head shot would be lower than surviving a chest shot
User avatar #34 to #33 - redwolfradolf (02/12/2012) [-]
Chest is less likely, although the're both almost certain at that range.
There's the potential to be saved f you get help fast enough, plus you could potentially be off with your aim.
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