Story of my life T_T

>have btec ict teacher for 2 years
>takes at least one week to mark our work
>around this time last year she was off for a whole month
>while she was off another teacher was supposed to mark our work
>he never mentioned this. we all wasted a month and nearly all failed because of it.
>a few months later
>on study leave, get called in because i "didnt complete a passing task".
>go in and teacher complains that i didn't do the screenshots she asked me to do.
>look at her computer
>scroll down
>the screenshots are right in front of her
>she then tells me i did the wrong thing and that she got "screenshots of uploading a file to a server" mixed up with "screenshots of your document before and after adding a change"
>also got into an argument because she believed that every top website designer uses macromedia dreamworks MX. even after i showed her that they dont (my part time job is working for a web designer)
I got quite a few of these...

>Be in a free period
>Have bitch art teacher watch the class
>Whispers something to friend
>Teacher flips shit for "disrupting the class"
>Table next to me screaming and laughing at each other, teacher doesn't even look up
NEXT DAY
>Simply ask a kid what art project he's working on
>Teacher flips shit again
>Kid next to him having a loud argument over what shirt he wore at an award ceremony
MFW she said absolutely nothing

> Be in 6th Grade in English Class
> We're supposed to be writing in our Journal and i'm almost finished
> i have to staple something (can't remember why) but it was a wierd stapler so i accidentally got a staple stuck in my finger
> When i try to pull it out, teacher notices i'm not working, yells at me
> When i explain that i have a staple stuck in my finger she yells at me even more cuz she dosen't belive me
> I show her the staple and she gets furious
> makes the class vote on whether i really had a staple in my finger
> When my friend takes up for me, she say's she'll give him silent lunch if he dosen't take it back
> I have to stay in the classroom for lunch for a week.

My face when that happens to me.

My blond gym teacher sent me to the office for almost saying fuck when i get hit by a ball.
Also i think shes lesbian.

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How does one lose argument when asian?

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My english teacher makes us Hamas charter, Mein Kampf, Stalin's memoirs, anti-industrialist writings, etc., etc. He's terrible, doesn't do any work, and assigns bullshit papers and projects on communism and things like that, and grades us based on how many quotations we put in our essays. He's now under inspection by the principal.

<-- mfw in his class

In my high school sex ed class we had a slide show on STD's (BTW: the syphilis pics cannot be unseen), and we eventually got to hepatitis B. Right before we changed slides i asked the teacher "Aren't their more types than just B?" she said yes, their is hepatitis A, B, and C, and i joyfully replied "Oh boy, i have three flavors to choose from".

>in class
>have sex education
>teacher talks about condoms
>suddenly says too the girls in my class not to have sex with a boy that wears a condom because that's a sin and the pope forbids it
>principal hears about it
>teacher gets fired
>MFW

My english teacher the entire class her email for what ever reason. Next day we come in, she's complaining about being signed up for a bunch of porn sights. lulz

**gazajunk rolled a random image posted in comment #159 at havent we all ** true dat

So you are the teacher?

I've had this before.. We were asked what turtle farming is good for in like the amazon and those sorta places, and I said food.

I then had an argument over it, and how the teacher thought that its inhumane, and kicked me out class.