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#159 -
graphenz (02/12/2012) [-]
Listen, cheer up - as a bi-Lamar Smith you got a lovely mug and you love smashing pillows, that's a win in my book. So get back on the horse and find true love mate :) if all else fails become black and rape someone or something, they seem to have a nice time doing it.
:)
:)
#155 -
EpicTie (02/12/2012) [-] listening to 8 days a week always cheers me up a lot for some reason. beating the shit out of a pillow works great to.
#152 -
anonymous (02/12/2012) [-]
It's because you said you loved her you idiot once you say it the woman doesn't have to work for it jeez vagina noobs
#150 -
wedgie (02/12/2012) [-] had a crush on a girl for 5 years. got myself together and asked her out.. she said no and got together with a notorious player two weeks after that.
we're friends now.
we're friends now.
#142 -
wildchildgaming (02/12/2012) [-] alternate ending: notice spelling error and then marry a sheep
#137 -
anonymous (02/12/2012) [-]
Sorry bro, but you've got no game. Fuck what people on here say about looks, you can pull it off, and hell, plenty of girls have settled for worse. It's your approach that's all wrong. Add some flirt to the conversation. Not as forward as hitting on them, but enough to keep them interested. Also none of this "gay best friend always here for you" stuff. You can be a supportive friend without being pathetic about it.
Most importantly, be forward and entertaining. You want a girl to be smiling/laughing/happy when she's talking to you, not depressed and venting all her problems to you.
Go get 'em bro
Most importantly, be forward and entertaining. You want a girl to be smiling/laughing/happy when she's talking to you, not depressed and venting all her problems to you.
Go get 'em bro
#161 to #137 -
graphenz (02/12/2012) [-]
Fuck that shit I'm mr. Gay best friend always there for you... also sexually. He has plenty of game, he's actually nice (rare thing my friend) he just gotta, as you say, put in some flirting and a little bit of douchebaggery then you're on your way. In my experience that girl you get by being nice is soooo much better than the one you treat like an asshole - it's faster sex but there's no love, no nothing
have a nice day.
have a nice day.
#132 -
slootysloot (02/12/2012) [-] butyoursoadorable!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! that may actually be a reason for the friend zoned....... sorry!
#131 -
goosegoose (02/12/2012) [-] You're cute as and probably a great guy.. I mean, hey, you're on FunnyJunk.
#128 -
laseneph ONLINE (02/12/2012) [-] **laseneph rolled a random image posted in comment #2051283 at FJ Pony Thread ** <- What I hit when I'm angry
