Meme bible

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the 2b can't randomly disappear, thus, your method is flawed and your picture is invalid.

A + B - 2 B = A - B
1 + 1 - 2(1) = 1 - 1.
-_-

Someone needs to actually read Genesis... God put the tree of the knowledge of good and evil in the garden, and told Adam and Eve they could do pretty much anything they wanted, save eat the fruit of said tree. The snake shows up and uses his mad skillz to convince Even (And through her Adam) to eat the apple. Satan/Snake guy didn't give humans free will or the apple, he just convinced them to use the free will given by God.

No, because God said don't do me wrong. He did give it to us. He set up the ability. Its just like a five year old being told not eat a cookie. He doesn't until some one or something shows him that he can, or that if he does and gets seeing, it has more cons than pros in the end.

I'm not arguing that, sans Lucifer, things in the garden would likely have gone differently. I highly doubt that no one would have ever tasted the fruit, but it may not have been Adam or Eve who did it. What I'm saying is that Satan is not the source of free will (Satan is more the result of free will than the source). Free will was given by God. the potential for what free will meant was woken by Satan, I'll give him that.

Yes, Satan gave us free will. Its just like the cookie. Your mom put it on the counter where you can't reach it. Me, your big brother came and gave it too you. So I have you a cookie. Also, if god can tell time, than he can see the future. Se he know we were going to do him wrong and he'd leave us for humanity's life. So he planned our downfall.

And when you gave me that cookie, who's choice was it to eat t, pray tell? Also, I must have been a retarded kid not to grab myself a stool and take the cookie from the counter. God never put the fruit out of Adam/Eve's reach. If he had chosen not to place the tree of the knowledge of good and evil in the garden, then he wouldn't have given Adam/Eve the choice of disobedience, thus leaving it to another to give human kind their free will, supposedly. The bottom line is this: God says "Hey, do whatever you want, just don't eat that, cause if you do you'll die." then Satan says "Hey, you're not gonna die, you'll just get smarter" even says "Yummy!" and Adam says "Yummy!". Persuading someone into doing something they shouldn't isn't giving them free will, but rather trying to make them, in their free will, choose to do what you want.

Well, its more of this, God said trust me, follow me, for i am ever known. Satan said, hey, try out this fruit and see if God is really ever known. When they did, they had knowledge that God said that did him wrong. Satan gave them freedom of curiosity. Which can be related the idea of thirst for knowledge. Also, the apple let them decide between Good and Evil. Before they had to follow good because of lack of knowledge. Satan gave them that curiosity to choice between the two and pick what they seemed fit. So that is freedom of will. Yes, God put the tree there. But said don't eat it. And like I said, God planned humanity's downfall because of that tree.

to get from the second to last step to the last step (2=1) you divide both sides by (a-b).
but, since a = b, (a-b) = 0.
you can't divide by 0.

If there were good in that choice? It was only a bad choice. Because the apple actually gave no purpose other than evil (to lie)

But it gave a choice, hence freedom of will. And thanks for being the first person to talk about the real subject.

Well God was the one who set up the whole apple dealio in the first place. So technically God and Satan worked together on it. In order to make the difference between right and wrong he need a paradox so he made satan. And no problem old chap ;D

No, God basically engineered our downfall with him being able to see all time, and into the future. He saw this coming. While Satan convincing us too do God wrong, but in return greater knowledge and a thirst for that knowledge. So by that logic, he helped the movement of humanity.

What if 8=D

I put a=1 and b=1 and i followed the formula and i got 2=0

Fuck you all.

wait if a = b then wouldn't a - b = 0 . according to the end a - b would equal 1 which is different than what it starts out as..

so it should be

2 ( a - b ) = a - b
2 ( 0) = 0
0 = 0

i just got trolled didnt i

-God.

transitive property says that if a=b then a+a=a+b

thats why you dont divide by zero... its not because the world implodes... its because math does

Fuck the question, guys. Thats talk math!

that good feeling when you poop needs to make the captchas a bit harder

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toenail clipping for the comment number, not for the roll

THANK YOU

I dont really beleive in god. The only reason we have the bible is because my grandfather is a pastor, and he gave it to us. I don't know, I just like looking at the unicorns for the lulz.