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Saw this a few minutes ago, seriously, what the actual fuck.
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Submitted: 02/11/2012
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#238 - thesmilyingdawg (02/12/2012) [-]
**thesmilyingdawg rolled a random image posted in comment #3 at Pyro is not mainstream! ** this gave me cancer
User avatar #235 - charsoc **User deleted account** (02/12/2012) [-]
Why can't i toenail clipping anything up?
User avatar #237 to #235 - derpbuddy (02/12/2012) [-]
because you touch yourself at night.
#239 to #237 - charsoc **User deleted account** (02/12/2012) [-]
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#233 - katami (02/12/2012) [-]
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#227 - twatmissile (02/12/2012) [-]
**twatmissile rolled a random image posted in comment #1 at Afraid ** this is what causes cancer
#225 - anonymous (02/12/2012) [-]
I think what she is trying to get at in that post is that you only live once so there's no point spending your life in fear of death and avoiding things you would otherwise like to do just because of fear of something potentially life threatening.
Actually I think there was a whole Jet Lee post that kind of explained this way of thinking a couple days ago, it was a long ass quote and a story about running and reaching new plateaus or something, if someone can find that, that would be wonderful. (also before you say the situation is nothing a like, Jet Lee was an actor, he got stronger so he could look better in front of people, she wants to get tanner so she can look better in front of people, see the similarities?)
User avatar #222 - dfkevin (02/12/2012) [-]
THAT GRAMMAR CONFUSED THE SHIT OUTTA ME!!!!!

#228 to #222 - anonymous (02/12/2012) [-]
what's really funny is the only piece of grammar she REALLY fucked up on was leaving out a comma after like because I ended up reading it as hate it when girls are like tanning bed & give you cancer.
#220 - righteousmuffin ONLINE (02/12/2012) [-]
Some guy at my school was talking about drinking over 2 liters of water at one time will give you cancer. He was serious.
>mfw
#217 - trollsidon (02/12/2012) [-]
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User avatar #215 - seanicthehedgehog (02/12/2012) [-]
melanoma is just fancy talk for sexified.
#214 - giggitygil (02/12/2012) [-]
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User avatar #211 - osirisgod ONLINE (02/12/2012) [-]
ACTUALLY, new studies state that moderate usage (once every other week, or once a month) of tanning salons is good for you. The amount of vitamin D your body absorbs makes you feel happier, more energetic and less stressed, with mitigated risk of cancer.

With that said, anything can give you cancer; vegetables, meat, drinks, whatever. it's the fucking amount of "E-Products" that we insert in our bodies that fucks our lazy asses up. We want everything ready and done for us all the freaking time.

Now here's the thinker; over the past hundred years, the average lifetime of humans has increased with at least 40%. No wonder this world is over populated and we will probably consume all our resources in a thousand years and just evaporate from this earth. NICE!
#223 to #211 - anonymous (02/12/2012) [-]
Stupid user is stupid what do you mean vegetables meat drinks or whatever can give you cancer? Do you even know what you are talking about? Cancer is the corruption of a cells DNA that causes it to multiply at an uncontrollable rate that can eventually lead to complications and death. The UV rays released from sunlight and tanning beds is the cause for 95% of cancer because it can disrupt the DNA and hereditary genes that are used in multiplying cells. Your also wrong with the last statement. Every population including ours has a limit of individuals caused by one thing or another. If there is a shortage of resources then our population will decline slowly with regulation until it comes back up. If what you said was true than at least 30 more species of animal would die per day and every fucking living thing would be gone. So stop being stupid and trying to talk about subjects you know nothing about and defending other stupid people like the one in the content.
User avatar #229 to #223 - osirisgod ONLINE (02/12/2012) [-]
Dear homeuax, why don't you go read some new studies and come back when you have more knowledge. I will not discuss this topic with someone who read a book which was written 20 years ago.
User avatar #213 to #211 - thesoxpride (02/12/2012) [-]
there is no such thing as overpopulation. there is enough food for everyone on Earth to eat regularly. The problem is getting them the food that humanity is struggling with. Overpopulation is just a myth.
User avatar #224 to #213 - osirisgod ONLINE (02/12/2012) [-]
Yeah, it's just a myth..... While scientists and studies shows that in the year 3050 there will be only 1 square inch of land per person.

1000 years ago the population was about 500 million. In just a thousand years, we have increased with 6,5 billion people.
User avatar #243 to #224 - thesoxpride (02/12/2012) [-]
what studies? if you just add "studies show..." at the beginning of a statement you have to at least give the info on the studies. If not its just a lie, ex: "studies show that bananas are actually aliens and plan on sabotaging everything on Earth".

The problem with your logic is that you are viewing population on a linear level. Who said it will never stop growing? or that it will grow at the same rate? Nobody. In fact the United Nations Population division predicts that population will peak at 8Billion (around 2045) and then gradually fall.

Overpopulation was first thought to be a problem right before the 19th century when there were just over 1 Billion people. The person who though of this claimed the world would run out of food by 1890s.

In fact both the FAO and WFP say there is enough food for everyone to be well fed. In fact the reasons for famine in the world today are War (by burning of fields), poor agricultural technology (not using the modern tech) and the lack of access to people in need of food because of War blocking it off or other reasons. (according to the WFP)
#219 to #213 - creepycreeper (02/12/2012) [-]
High population is cool. High population density is not.
#210 - cirrus (02/12/2012) [-]
That's good explanation.
That's good explanation.
User avatar #212 to #210 - czanga (02/12/2012) [-]
she makes a point
#209 - waskrijt (02/12/2012) [-]
MY brain hurts
#205 - seelcudoom (02/11/2012) [-]
bitch please
#204 - arbazio (02/11/2012) [-]
One less dumb whore, lost to cancer is a win in my book... -_-'
#202 - nocandy (02/11/2012) [-]
uneducated female
#201 - hmficjustinbieber (02/11/2012) [-]
it's a good thing that you only live once, otherwise there'd be no way to get rid of these bitches
it's a good thing that you only live once, otherwise there'd be no way to get rid of these bitches
User avatar #208 to #201 - puredeliciousness (02/12/2012) [-]
I keep seeing this gif, and I keep feeling mind fucked every time I do. Do you know what it's from?
User avatar #240 to #208 - hmficjustinbieber (02/12/2012) [-]
hokuto no ken (Fist of the north star)
the original Dragon Ball Z

The guy you see in the hay is none other than Kenshiro, the most badass motherfucker that ever lived. Here, I'll show you: http://www.youtube.c om/watch?v=po77bJk1DdI
#226 to #208 - bonusjackpot (02/12/2012) [-]
His reaction folder.
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