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User avatar #10 - professormeatwad (02/11/2012) [-]
'Write an example of a risk.'
'This.'


Fukken Smart
User avatar #222 to #10 - professormeatwad (02/11/2012) [-]
I got 209 toenail clippings for quoting the content?

Interesting.
User avatar #237 to #222 - BaloogaWhale (02/12/2012) [-]
"I got 209 toenail clippings for quoting the content?

Interesting. "


Risky stuff



User avatar #236 to #222 - sugarnipples (02/12/2012) [-]
you didnt get the toenail clippings for quoting it, you got toenail clippings by taking the risk of posting that comment.
User avatar #241 to #236 - professormeatwad (02/12/2012) [-]
I was just posting my favorite part of that comp, I wasn't thinking about the risk at all.

That's just awesome.
#80 to #10 - holler (02/11/2012) [-]
There was a famous paper written for an Oxford philosophy exam usually requiring an eight page essay answer and was expected to be backed up with source material, quotes and analytical reasoning. The professor knew his students expected a terrifyingly long final exam. To play with their minds a little he only put ONE question on the final exam.
He watched the reactions of the students as they all opened the exams and saw the one question. Initially they all looked relieved, but as the difficulty of the question began to sink in, those relieved faces sagged to confusion and consternation.

All, that is, except for one student. He read the question, tapped his pencil into his palm a few times, then jotted something down on the test paper. He walked up to the professor, handed him the final, and walked out. The professor blinked in surprise, looked at what the student wrote, and smiled. The professor wrote "100%" on the top of that student's test.

The question: What is courage?

The student's answer: This is.
User avatar #36 to #10 - othernamewastaken (02/11/2012) [-]
I know a guy who got rejected by Stanford because he did that for one of their essays
User avatar #24 to #10 - vitaexdet (02/11/2012) [-]
I do not understand.
User avatar #25 to #24 - idelki (02/11/2012) [-]
He took a risk by writing that answer.
User avatar #26 to #25 - vitaexdet (02/11/2012) [-]
Ah I see. Thank you kind sir, a toenail clipping for you.
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