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#10 - professormeatwad (02/11/2012) [+] (10 replies)

'Write an example of a risk.'
'This.'

Fukken Smart

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#36 to #10 - othernamewastaken (02/11/2012) [-]

I know a guy who got rejected by Stanford because he did that for one of their essays

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#80 to #10 - holler (02/11/2012) [-]

There was a famous paper written for an Oxford philosophy exam usually requiring an eight page essay answer and was expected to be backed up with source material, quotes and analytical reasoning. The professor knew his students expected a terrifyingly long final exam. To play with their minds a little he only put ONE question on the final exam.
He watched the reactions of the students as they all opened the exams and saw the one question. Initially they all looked relieved, but as the difficulty of the question began to sink in, those relieved faces sagged to confusion and consternation.

All, that is, except for one student. He read the question, tapped his pencil into his palm a few times, then jotted something down on the test paper. He walked up to the professor, handed him the final, and walked out. The professor blinked in surprise, looked at what the student wrote, and smiled. The professor wrote "100%" on the top of that student's test.

The question: What is courage?

The student's answer: This is.

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#133 to #80 - sgently (02/11/2012) [-]

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#24 to #10 - vitaexdet (02/11/2012) [-]

I do not understand.

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#25 to #24 - idelki (02/11/2012) [-]

He took a risk by writing that answer.

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#26 to #25 - vitaexdet (02/11/2012) [-]

Ah I see. Thank you kind sir, a toenail clipping for you.

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#222 to #10 - professormeatwad (02/11/2012) [-]

I got 209 toenail clippings for quoting the content?

Interesting.

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#237 to #222 - BaloogaWhale (02/12/2012) [-]

"I got 209 toenail clippings for quoting the content?

Interesting. "

Risky stuff

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#236 to #222 - sugarnipples (02/12/2012) [-]

you didnt get the toenail clippings for quoting it, you got toenail clippings by taking the risk of posting that comment.

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#241 to #236 - professormeatwad (02/12/2012) [-]

I was just posting my favorite part of that comp, I wasn't thinking about the risk at all.

That's just awesome.

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#172 - TheOriginalOddbird (02/11/2012) [+] (1 reply)

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#182 to #172 - craazhy (02/11/2012) [-]

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#73 - tastycupcakes (02/11/2012) [-]

the last one took so much balls.

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#192 - TheNorwegianSmurf (02/11/2012) [+] (4 replies)

We're dealing with a fucking genious here.

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#194 to #192 - xactor (02/11/2012) [-]

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#198 to #194 - TheNorwegianSmurf (02/11/2012) [-]

Genius*, sorry. Extremely tired...

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#229 to #198 - psychedelicc (02/11/2012) [-]

It's okay, there's also a difference between spelling and grammar anyways.

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#27 - waitwhoisthat (02/11/2012) [+] (3 replies)

Quickly... before her husband gets home from work

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#63 to #27 - MikkiKay (02/11/2012) [-]

Before her bewbs explode.?

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#86 to #63 - killerliquid (02/11/2012) [-]

wat

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#99 to #86 - daj (02/11/2012) [-]

1000 ways to die

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#14 - sapunec (02/11/2012) [+] (6 replies)

The sun is 100 times bigger than the Earth...

Are you fucking kidding me?!

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#141 - SGTBLACKPOWA (02/11/2012) [-]

MFW Tommorow is sunday

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#81 - mrfourtysevenman (02/11/2012) [+] (13 replies)

**mrfourtysevenman rolls 95**
how to roll dubs.
first, roll this.

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#82 to #81 - mrfourtysevenman (02/11/2012) [-]

**mrfourtysevenman rolls 6**
then add this.

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#83 to #82 - mrfourtysevenman (02/11/2012) [-]

**mrfourtysevenman rolls 6**
subtract a little bit of this...

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#84 to #83 - mrfourtysevenman (02/11/2012) [-]

**mrfourtysevenman rolls 2**
then add this.

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#85 to #84 - mrfourtysevenman (02/11/2012) [-]

**mrfourtysevenman rolls 2**
then add once more.

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#87 to #85 - mrfourtysevenman (02/11/2012) [-]

total is 99.

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#92 to #87 - stafflessmoses (02/11/2012) [-]

I'm Replying to make the Purple line bigger.
<-----

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#90 to #87 - ramie (02/11/2012) [-]

Going to screen cap this

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#110 to #87 - duskman (02/11/2012) [-]

the total is actually 111, congrats, you rolled trips trying to get dubs.

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#97 to #85 - cyberdemon (02/11/2012) [-]

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#108 to #97 - ponyboyi **User deleted account** (02/11/2012) [-]

**ponyboyi rolls 61**

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#88 to #85 - megatrollinator (02/11/2012) [-]

**megatrollinator rolls 82** Doesn't equal this

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#112 to #81 - smokedmeatlog (02/11/2012) [-]

**smokedmeatlog rolls 20**

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#111 - ponyboyi **User deleted account** (02/11/2012) [+] (22 replies)

This image was flagged 02/11/2012

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#118 to #111 - essential (02/11/2012) [-]

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#116 to #111 - homage (02/11/2012) [-]

oh shit

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#149 to #111 - yuitripfag **User deleted account** (02/11/2012) [-]

Watch the full video here:

www.slutload.com/watch/gbNO...

Inb4 I get banned or some shit.

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#238 to #149 - N. Korean citizen (02/12/2012) [-]

is it virus free?

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#235 to #149 - N. Korean citizen (02/12/2012) [-]

I...I love you

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#183 to #149 - kietzu (02/11/2012) [-]

Not sure if I can fap to this, but I sure am going to try.

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#159 to #149 - reeree (02/11/2012) [-]

what was it a pic of?

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#125 to #111 - wigglesborth (02/11/2012) [-]

At least I saw it before the inevitable flag.

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#147 to #125 - NarutoXSupreme (02/11/2012) [-]

Can't flag, it wasn't the users fault

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#153 to #111 - faithrider (02/11/2012) [-]

at this very moment there are 25 people who are going to get banned...at least

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#157 to #153 - ponyboyi **User deleted account** (02/11/2012) [-]

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#150 to #111 - emazinglights (02/11/2012) [-]

**emazinglights rolled a random image posted in comment #2088306 at FJ Pony Thread ** my school..

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#128 to #111 - creamymcgee (02/11/2012) [-]

lol wtf roll?

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#122 to #111 - zredalert (02/11/2012) [-]

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#170 to #111 - littlenish (02/11/2012) [-]

Ive seen this gif. Windows 7 sure is fun isnt it? side by side.

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#148 to #111 - evilsquirrel (02/11/2012) [-]

I love how it hasn't been flagged yet

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#136 to #111 - N. Korean citizen (02/11/2012) [-]

I wanna go to that school :0

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#135 to #111 - kietzu (02/11/2012) [-]

Oh lawd.

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#134 to #111 - Zeigh (02/11/2012) [-]

I'm debating if I should save that gif before it's flagged and ask for source.

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#132 to #111 - N. Korean citizen (02/11/2012) [-]

anyone have sauce?

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#129 to #111 - dagnii **User deleted account** (02/11/2012) [-]

I gusta'd.

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#163 - BowChickaBowWow (02/11/2012) [+] (1 reply)

Does this look like Conan O'brian to anybody else?

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#185 to #163 - thebigcountry (02/11/2012) [-]

Nope, I agree, it does look like him O.o

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#160 - abonesma (02/11/2012) [-]

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#60 - MarlaSinger (02/11/2012) [+] (1 reply)

> get test on Julius Caesar in english
> question asks, ''In your opinion, who was the true hero of Rome?''
> I write Maximus Decimus Meridius.
> get a 0

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#145 to #60 - thebarnabe (02/11/2012) [-]

ARE YOU NOT ENTERTAINED?!

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#48 - marriland (02/11/2012) [-]

You stole these pics off of smosh's channel, which were stolen from membase, and other meme sites. STEALCEPTION

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#184 - craazhy (02/11/2012) [-]

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#179 - DiAnonLord (02/11/2012) [+] (1 reply)

especialy the last one

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#7 - N. Korean citizen (02/11/2012) [+] (1 reply)

**anonymous rolls 77**

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#9 to #7 - pyrokineticdew **User deleted account** (02/11/2012) [-]

**pyrokineticdew rolled a random image posted in comment #2158692 at FJ Pony Thread **
Fuck you anon

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#123 - oldfunnymemories (02/11/2012) [-]

**oldfunnymemories rolled a random image posted in comment #20 at Only Boring People Take The Stairs. ** <------this is what i think of school

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#104 - glasgowrangers (02/11/2012) [-]

funny election answers

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#64 - deansg (02/11/2012) [-]

The last one is such a win.

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#155 - twatmissile (02/11/2012) [+] (4 replies)

**twatmissile rolled a random image posted in comment #173 at Rage Face wallpapers ** this is what my school is like

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#168 to #156 - popnotes (02/11/2012) [-]

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#174 to #156 - DeathclawRulez ONLINE (02/11/2012) [-]

i see you deleted your comment

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#218 to #174 - twatmissile (02/11/2012) [-]

thats ok, i get plenty of hugs at school..... apparently

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