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#985 - anonymous (02/16/2012) [-]
I live in Ballarat and... this is generally not that surprising, mostly because a) pretty much everyone in this fucking town will steal ALL your shit and b) generally in this country our revulsion for kiddy fidlers is pretty high.

The thing that is surprising is he didn't steal the damn car.
#984 - anonymous (02/15/2012) [-]
Unless someone saw him steal it, why didn't he just say he found the cellphone?
#979 - razorhawk (02/12/2012) [-]
**razorhawk rolled a random image posted in comment #84 at They said **
this is my cack...
#970 - linkan (02/11/2012) [-]
**linkan rolled a random image posted in comment #2116589 at FJ Pony Thread ** me when dunno...

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#934 - anonymous (02/11/2012) [-]
hey guise anon here any1 remember what the name of that website that got to the front page was called. It was something for bros can't remember it. HELP ME YOU Lamar SmithS.
hey guise anon here any1 remember what the name of that website that got to the front page was called. It was something for bros can't remember it. HELP ME YOU Lamar SmithS.
User avatar #972 to #934 - CorporalObvious ONLINE (02/11/2012) [-]
brodex?
User avatar #960 to #934 - Idrc **User deleted account** (02/11/2012) [-]
the fake girlfriend thing?
User avatar #937 to #934 - xamyomgx (02/11/2012) [-]
Pro tip: Calling someone a Lamar Smith while asking them for help is counter-productive.

But I rather enjoy the gif.
#947 to #937 - anonymous (02/11/2012) [-]
help me i need bro support with some girls!
help me i need bro support with some girls!
User avatar #949 to #947 - xamyomgx (02/11/2012) [-]
I just got to the front page D: I'm sorry.
#933 - thefilthymick (02/11/2012) [-]
TL;DR
User avatar #927 - unicornsaresexy (02/11/2012) [-]
but... why doesn't he just a he found it?
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#924 - creamymcgee (02/11/2012) [-]
Somebody has to start the slow clap
Somebody has to start the slow clap
#923 - alvaroxd (02/11/2012) [-]
**alvaroxd rolls 2**
#925 to #923 - alvaroxd (02/11/2012) [-]
lets say I Had a treesome
#921 - manwithicepep (02/11/2012) [-]
im fucking hungry
im gonna die
im too lazy to go outside
there is snow everywhere
:(
bye
User avatar #961 to #921 - enorus (02/11/2012) [-]
Ordinary day in Finland.
User avatar #939 to #921 - xamyomgx (02/11/2012) [-]
...wut
#920 - anonymous (02/11/2012) [-]
FUCK YEAH AUSTRALIA
#919 - anonymous (02/11/2012) [-]
He could have said he just found it
User avatar #915 - jaribus (02/11/2012) [-]
Aussie fucking pride
User avatar #905 - oldaccountdeleted (02/11/2012) [-]
no part of this restores my faith in humanity, it was blind chance... the guy did STEAL this guy's cell phone, not with the intention of catching a pedophile, but just to steal the phone.
#910 to #905 - bonusjackpot (02/11/2012) [-]
Yeah but if it's legit, he handed himself in. He could have wiped the material and gone about his business, with no conviction for theft. That's not chance. That's like saying, finding a suitcase full of money and giving it back to the owner is chance, it isn't.
Yeah but if it's legit, he handed himself in. He could have wiped the material and gone about his business, with no conviction for theft. That's not chance. That's like saying, finding a suitcase full of money and giving it back to the owner is chance, it isn't.
#931 to #910 - dragonchick (02/11/2012) [-]
so CP is worth a lot of money to you?
XD
<yfw
User avatar #911 to #910 - oldaccountdeleted (02/11/2012) [-]
that analogy is nothing like what i said, it would be if he STOLE his suitcase full of money and found child porn then turned himself in
#945 to #911 - chetoosman (02/11/2012) [-]
Yeah, but you don't understand what that nigguh is trying to explain to you. We're not applauding the fact that he stole the phone.    
Fuckin' bunsjackpot is just pointing out that the reason we think the guy is a badass is because he turned himself in in order for the prick with cp on his phone to get caught, which is pretty fuckin' admirable. He could have continued being a dicky thief but instead he turned himself in and in doing so also brought cp lover to justice, thus redeeming himself and bringing balance to my wanting to live on this universe.   
   
tl;dr refer to .gif
Yeah, but you don't understand what that nigguh is trying to explain to you. We're not applauding the fact that he stole the phone.
Fuckin' bunsjackpot is just pointing out that the reason we think the guy is a badass is because he turned himself in in order for the prick with cp on his phone to get caught, which is pretty fuckin' admirable. He could have continued being a dicky thief but instead he turned himself in and in doing so also brought cp lover to justice, thus redeeming himself and bringing balance to my wanting to live on this universe.

tl;dr refer to .gif
User avatar #986 to #945 - thabaws (02/18/2012) [-]
Can't ... stop ... watching ....
#918 to #911 - bonusjackpot (02/11/2012) [-]
If I stole a suitcase full of money and it had child porn in it, THEN I handed myself in, I'm still a fucking boss for doing it. Even being a thief. On the scale of things, you've got Thief > Paedophile, end of.
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User avatar #973 to #898 - nyuORlucy (02/11/2012) [-]
inb4 moralLamar Smiths
User avatar #957 to #898 - sebbiechan (02/11/2012) [-]
I love how everyone is seeing this as "I side with the pedo" even though you never said that.
#943 to #898 - anonymous (02/11/2012) [-]
User avatar #940 to #898 - shewolflesbiancat (02/11/2012) [-]
Faith in humanity gone again.
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User avatar #935 to #898 - hazardman ONLINE (02/11/2012) [-]
The problem with pedophilia is that a child can't consent to what is being done. They don't understand the concepts behind sex and pornography. No matter how you slice it, pedophilia condones abuse. Not only that, it glorifies it. That is why pedophilia is disgusting.
User avatar #932 to #898 - dragonchick (02/11/2012) [-]
im not going to toenail clipping you down, but i will tell you my counter-argument.
i agree that pedophilia isn't originally a choice, but it can be fixed; the pedo could get help for his problem.
if not he could have sorted it out himself: he could slowly get himself interested in slightly older girls until he finally has interest in mature women
#928 to #898 - summerx (02/11/2012) [-]
So... you're pretty much saying you get off on little kids having sex? That's sick. I don't care if that guy WAS the rapist or just watching a kid get raped, the whole idea of child pornography sickens me. As people have already  said, no kid willingly offers themselves to the porn industry. They are mentally and emotionally manipulated or are forced into it by people, sometimes even their relatives. It fucks them up for their whole lives.    
   
No, a 8 year old should not even know what sex is, they should be having a fucking childhood. My little sister was molested as a kid and she finally told us 7 years later. She's still getting therapy and it affects her life daily, even though it was a one-time event. Imagine how it'd be like for a girl who gets raped on a daily basis. Fuck off. Oh yeah, and I hope you didn't get off on what I told you about my sister.
So... you're pretty much saying you get off on little kids having sex? That's sick. I don't care if that guy WAS the rapist or just watching a kid get raped, the whole idea of child pornography sickens me. As people have already said, no kid willingly offers themselves to the porn industry. They are mentally and emotionally manipulated or are forced into it by people, sometimes even their relatives. It fucks them up for their whole lives.

No, a 8 year old should not even know what sex is, they should be having a fucking childhood. My little sister was molested as a kid and she finally told us 7 years later. She's still getting therapy and it affects her life daily, even though it was a one-time event. Imagine how it'd be like for a girl who gets raped on a daily basis. Fuck off. Oh yeah, and I hope you didn't get off on what I told you about my sister.


#942 to #928 - dragonchick (02/11/2012) [-]
i know someone who was raped on an almost daily basis from the age of FOUR. mer father fucked her up so badly that after 37 years it still affects her, she hasn't had a happy birthday in 5+ years AND her father was never convicted.

she told me that when she was 12 she realized through help of her friends that what her father was doing was not natural and was completely illegal, so she started refusing him... her friends later found out that she was forced into having sex with her father for 8 years and her friends completely cast her out- ruining what was left of her childhood....

this person is my mother.
since she told me i've wanted to jam the largest knife i can find into his arsehole and rape him with it
User avatar #946 to #942 - dragonchick (02/11/2012) [-]
when she was fifteen she caught her father doing her apparent best friend, who was around seven months younger than her
i know i cannot ever imagine what that level of betrayal (on both accounts) that must be like, but i have sworn that if i ever knowingly meet a rapist or child molester, i will beat the shit out of him, no matter what.
normally my conscience gets in the way making me think "he's so weak! he's not worth my time", but this case is different; i wouldn't stop even if he stopped breathing.
User avatar #950 to #946 - summerx (02/11/2012) [-]
Christ, I can't even begin to imagine what your poor mom was going through. A lot of people pass off rape or child abuse as just a statistic; they never stop to think about how FUCKED UP (no seriously, I can't even express it with words) it is to do that to a child, let alone YOUR child. That's the thing. Kids (especially when they are FOUR) don't know what's happening to them, especially when it is someone you trust. I really want to say I am so sorry for your mom, but I am happy that she at least has someone like you in her life now. FFS, if I ever find who did this to my sister I will pretty much do the same thing you would do.

Pedophiles let their fantasies get so out of control that it usually leads to raping or abusing a child. What they don't fucking understand is that children don't grow on trees. They're not existing in the world for their sick pleasure. They are someone's kids, children who have so much potential in our world. The fact that they would try to fuck that up just to live out their twisted "fetish" is just beyond evil.

In my opinion, all pedophiles- whether they have sexually abused a child or not- should be fucking castrated and have every skin peeled off with a very large knife.
User avatar #952 to #950 - dragonchick (02/11/2012) [-]
i had the exact same idea a few years ago actually; castrate + skin peeled off + bathed in vinegar (with two buckets of salt added) + do this every day for 44 days and then cover them with honey and feed them to fish.

44 days in honour of Junko Furuta (google her tragedy for the ultimate feel)
User avatar #955 to #952 - summerx (02/11/2012) [-]
Yes! Perfect! And my god, Junko's story is just horrible. Beyond horrible. I remember reading about it a few months ago and I seriously had nightmares for a week. What got me so mad was that the pieces of shit that did those things to her barely got any sort of punishment just because they were kids. I know it's been decades since Junko was murdered but I am really hoping karma buttrapes the shit out of her attackers.
#958 to #955 - dragonchick (02/11/2012) [-]
i have always considered my belief to be the protectors of balance in a conversation: if one side is losing, offer an opinion, even if it's against your own views... but this?
every single thing they did to junko i want to do to them, those sick, monstrous, demons of a pathetic animistic desire to completely fuck someone up to such a degree that others cannot even contemplate how fucking pissed off they are about the whole thing...
i'm wiccan and normally i'd say everyone has a right to live, but not these fuckers, no- what they did to poor old junko was so horrible i literally could not read past the 11th day of their confessions. only allowed to consume cockroaches and her own urine for a month and 2 weeks? EVEN THROUGH CHRISMAS?! it's a surprise that her body adapted to it so quickly!!! BY THE 11TH DAY HER BODY WAS INCAPABLE OF ACCEPTING FRESH CLEAN WATER!!!!!
#922 to #898 - godofdickcheese (02/11/2012) [-]
&lt;-- How I feel about pedo's
<-- How I feel about pedo's
User avatar #917 to #898 - vwanyama (02/11/2012) [-]
Shut the fuck up you pedo prick.
#914 to #898 - bonusjackpot (02/11/2012) [-]
If I had a sexual fetish that was morally wrong I'd get help   
   
If I had a sexual fetish that was illegal I'd cut my motherfucking balls off.   
   
That is all.
If I had a sexual fetish that was morally wrong I'd get help

If I had a sexual fetish that was illegal I'd cut my motherfucking balls off.

That is all.
#912 to #898 - huzibizi (02/11/2012) [-]
You are an idiot. Masturbating over babies is wrong and completely different to masturbating over 'grown' women.
And yes, it is your fault you have this attraction. You shouldn't be looking at kids in that way in the first place. If you had never seen it before, then how can you be attracted to it?
User avatar #916 to #912 - zombiesrule (02/11/2012) [-]
what are you attracted to? women?

do you suppose you were not born that way?

can you please make yourself attracted to men?

no?

than shut up.
#964 to #916 - huzibizi (02/11/2012) [-]
You can't be born anything. You aren't born gay, or born a peadophile. It's how you think of people. If you've never tried thinking about children in a sexual way, then you can never become a peadophile. It's as simple as that.
#909 to #898 - sebbiechan (02/11/2012) [-]
I really do pity pedophiles. As a furry with a macro fetish, I can defiantly say that people cannot help what they find is sexually attractive.
I really do pity pedophiles. As a furry with a macro fetish, I can defiantly say that people cannot help what they find is sexually attractive.
User avatar #951 to #909 - dragonchick (02/11/2012) [-]
i like very mild furry :3
yunno like ears and a tail, and i very rarely go for anything more, i totally agree with your comment though. but i think through training they can get off pedophilia.
i like loli (totally different because it doesn't hurt anyone real) and i'm trying to work myself off it
User avatar #953 to #951 - sebbiechan (02/11/2012) [-]
I see it as like being gay. That's something you just can't change in a person.
User avatar #954 to #953 - dragonchick (02/11/2012) [-]
i understand your perspective, but i also see a fetish like a highly-addictive drug... it can be weaned off, no matter how difficult.
in its own way having a sexual interest in a specific age group is different from a specific gender
#907 to #898 - anonymous (02/11/2012) [-]
Uh hello dumbass, are you not remembering that child pornography involves CHILDREN? They don't say "oh man my allowance SUCKS let me get naked." They are fucking forced into it and the psychological repercussions of that can be immense. THEY ARE SEXUALLY EXPLOITED AND MOLESTED. Dumbass motherfucker. Don't join a serious discussion and leave your rationality at the door!
User avatar #908 to #907 - zombiesrule (02/11/2012) [-]
"it never said he raped them, only looked at porn.


the porn maker was the rapist. "
User avatar #904 to #898 - trillicious (02/11/2012) [-]
...yeah, no. If you rape a 5-year old just to get off, permanently mentally scarring that person for LIFE, you should remove yourself as soon as possible from society, preferably from the planet, because you're a fucking waste of oxygen.
User avatar #906 to #904 - zombiesrule (02/11/2012) [-]
it never said he raped them, only looked at porn.


the porn maker was the rapist.
User avatar #913 to #906 - trillicious (02/11/2012) [-]
You could also get off watching someone rip the entrails out of another human being and jerking off with them while the other person slowly dies...that doesn't make you any less of a sick motherfucker.
#903 to #898 - frodothetroll (02/11/2012) [-]
tl;dr version: zombiesrule is a pedo and is trying to justify it from a third person perspective.
#899 to #898 - anonymous (02/11/2012) [-]
HOW ABOUT NO
User avatar #901 to #899 - zombiesrule (02/11/2012) [-]
did you even read it?
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