The 90's

So do I.

fixed

Fixed, you say?

>was 8
>playing out on a sunny day with this gun
>stored extra bullet's "the red things" on my pocket
>middle of summer 30+C°
>BAM!!
>excruciating pain coming from upper thigh
>bullets exploded from heat
>pants are ripped off
>still have a scar
>all i had left was about three fiddy
>true story

that awkward moment when it says not to do that on the box

>was 8
>didn't speak English until 12
>At the age of 8 you don't really pay attention to the box.

That moment when you realize your comment wasn't awkward at all

You're not the only one...

This is syncing up with the song I'm listening to right now and I just came all over the keyboard.

Now THAT, friend, is an avatar. Bravo.

IT DID IT AGAIN. This gif is forever amazing.

By the way, if you;re really from Murfreesboro [I creeped your profile] you're from the same city as one of my favorite bands.

Really? Something good came out of Murfreesboro? Which band?

Tony Danza Tap Dance Extravaganza.

That just sounds fucking awesome. From Murfreesboro, TN? Really?

Fucking right, doggie. One of the best live bands I've ever witnessed. .

Bro, I need your fucking help. I know I shouldn't air my dirty laundry here but this is the fastest way I can find and this is crucial. My best friend might be on the verge of suicide, what the fuck do I do???

Call an escort service and ask for the girlfriend experience.

I miss your smell...

They stopped selling them in my country...

i remember when i had feet....... or arms for that matter

You want there toenail clippings?

Actually, I hate breathing air. I wish I could breathe water, so fuuuuck you!

i actually did that last summer

**wastelandswanderer rolls 75** Wouldn't it be a good idea to close this thing before it goes off...? just saying...

**niggergigger rolls 19**

**neonthethird rolls 62** must reach 47!

**neonthethird rolls 83**

**lolercoasters rolls 52**

**aronthephenom rolls 80**

**teros rolls 61**

**amandamontana rolls 970**

**dragonbornargonian rolls 01** Fuck you guys, I have some experience in detonating bombs.

**dragonbornargonian rolls 83**

**dragonbornargonian rolls 09** Door opened

**partysorcerer rolls 79**

**niggergigger rolls 30**

**ovencats rolls 32**

**nasimassassin rolls 82**

ok done