the bathroom at 3:00am guide

#332 - AfroEric (04/12/2010) [-]

thumb number 1000. FUCK YEA

#333 to #332 - xDarkness (04/12/2010) [-]

thank you kind sir

#319 - GaryMotherfckinOak (04/07/2010) [-]

This one time, I was like boning my girlfriend but then I had to get up to go the bathroom and when i turned on the light it blinded us both and then she was like 'there is no way'

#320 to #319 - sgtpaint (04/07/2010) [-]

and then you got pissed and challenged me to a battle

#321 to #320 - GaryMotherfckinOak (04/07/2010) [-]

When you were a few spaces away from a pokemon center and all your pokemon were down.

#322 to #321 - sgtpaint (04/07/2010) [-]

*shudder shudder*

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#314 - xKoBeBrYanTx (04/07/2010) [-]

http://www.GetMy MicrosoftPoints. co m /?i = 2120 put it together

#313 - doinurmum (04/07/2010) [-]

I DARE YOU TO READ THIS WITHOUT LOSING THE GAME

#327 to #313 - Feralizard (04/07/2010) [-]

MOTHERFUCKER

#323 to #313 - GaryMotherfckinOak (04/07/2010) [-]

Done.

#312 - lightson (04/07/2010) [-]

lol im in a cabin right now i have to share a king size bed with my bro. i did tha last night and i woke up with his ass in my face. lets just say he was sleeping on the floor the rest of the night.

#318 to #312 - anonymous (04/07/2010) [-]

Are you a girl?

#310 - DaisyDavis (04/07/2010) [-]

I did that last night, except I tripped on my sister who's sleeping on the floor, lol.

*roll 4*

#311 to #310 - DaisyDavis (04/07/2010) [-]

**DaisyDavis rolls 953,977,533**

#315 to #311 - anonymous (04/07/2010) [-]

I dont want to be that creepy dude on the internet...but you're pretty.

#317 to #315 - GaryMotherfckinOak (04/07/2010) [-]

Hell yeah she is!

Hi, my name is Robert ;D

#316 to #315 - DaisyDavis (04/07/2010) [-]

Oh, you're not. I have one of those :P
I call him my best friend Robert, though (:
&Thank you!

#308 - KeyboardCat (04/07/2010) [-]

I pee in the darkness

#304 - RandyRhoads (04/06/2010) [-]

one time i got up to take a piss and tripped over my dean razorback and it hit the floor and broke the fucking head off

#296 - anonemous ONLINE (04/06/2010) [-]

**anonemous rolls 974,332,258** LOLed at step 2 trip on dead body.....

#298 to #296 - anonymous (04/06/2010) [-]

roll 9

#295 - BigBallSack (04/06/2010) [-]

do guys usually fuck the covers? I saw my brother doing that last night :S

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#301 to #295 - anonymous (04/06/2010) [-]

i would say that ur bro is a fucked up little dude then

#306 to #301 - MuphynToy (04/06/2010) [-]

well um i guess sometimes idk i jerked off with my covers one time but i washed them right away

http://funnyjunk.com/funny_pictures/332716/Poor+FJ+post/

#294 - VinnySV (04/06/2010) [-]

#293 - pegasus (04/06/2010) [-]

this looks like what happened last night, except i had a boner

#309 to #293 - AlanbalMIT (04/07/2010) [-]

did you pee with the boner? O.O

#292 - thesportsguy (04/06/2010) [-]

sometimes i topple over my drumset and then the fuckin cymbals hit the floor and i finally become consious

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#289 - Rovioli (04/06/2010) [-]

one time i was like sleep walking and thought i went to the bathroom but in the morning i found out i pissed on the television :c(

#297 to #289 - anonemous ONLINE (04/06/2010) [-]

it would have been funny if you got a shock........

#303 to #297 - Rovioli (04/06/2010) [-]

luckly i did not

#305 to #303 - anonemous ONLINE (04/06/2010) [-]

It would have been painful, I once saw a dog piss on an electric fence, it yowled and took off running...

#307 to #305 - Rovioli (04/06/2010) [-]

wow.....

#288 - Vegeto (04/06/2010) [-]

I would say put on shin guards, because your shinbone is pretty much a device for finding furniture in the dark

#290 to #288 - reuas (04/06/2010) [-]

no, the pinkie toe, now that makes contact in the dark

#302 to #290 - anonymous (04/06/2010) [-]

yah i broke my toe when that happend..... AND ITS STILL HEALING!!! cuz it happend 2 nights ago XD

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#287 - reuas (04/06/2010) [-]

1. Use bed pan
2. Fuck yeah!
3. Continue sleep

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#286 - SexPics (04/06/2010) [-]

I'll just piss in the Indian's skull

#291 to #286 - Bongos (04/06/2010) [-]

Chief Diamond Phillips.

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#285 - BlessedPizza (04/06/2010) [-]

I get up. Piss in a plant pot in the living room in front of two stoners, then go back to bed.