the bathroom at 3:00am guide

He wakes up in the morning feeling like EFG,
He stumbles out of bed going to take a pee.
He fails and takes a piss in front of the john,
And that walk back to bed seems awful long.
Hes ready to take a leap (leap).
Screw gravity he thinks on his feet (feet).
He jumps across the room without banging his shin,
And lands on his bed feeling full of WIN.

i just
1. get up
2. do a barrel roll
3. go to bed

You forgot a critical step before step one:

Lay there and debate whether it's worth it to get up and go to the bathroom

Wait, wait, wait! You FUCK your COVERS?!? WTF?!?

Ha. For me it's more like

Wake up...Pissed.

Get out of bed...Pissed.

Trip over EVERYTHING....even more pissed.

Use the 'blind man' method and finger everything to know where your going....awkwardly pissed.

Find bathroom....bout fuckin time.

Locate toilet...relieved.

Figure out you don't really have to pee, you just felt like it in your dream...FFFFFFFFUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU

You forgot a critical step before step one:

Lay there and debate whether it's worth it to get up and go to the bathroom.

1. get up
2. the game
3. go to bed

You keep your dead bodys in your room?

you fuck your covers? .....there are dolls for those sort of...*ahem*.."urges"

Step 1: Piss bed
Step 2: Wake up
Step 3: Be ashamed
Step 4: Find a dry part of the bed and go back to sleep

fuck the lights. i pee in the dark motherfucker.

Don't you just hate it when you wake up because you have to pee, you look at the clock, and the alarm is set to go off in like, ten minutes? >:(

Thumbs up for being original.

yeah i hate when the bodies get in the way

Do WHAT to the covers?!

Step 1: Wake up
Step 2: Notice the bathroom is too far away
Step 3: Complain about it
Step 4: Go back to sleep

Step seven is awesome. But I pee in my bathtub. That way I KNOW that I don't piss on my floor. Plus it saves 3 gallons of water. Seeing as how I don't have to flush.

well this is what happens to me

try get out of bed

get tangled in the damn covers

walk out my door

go to the bathroom but walk straight into the closed door in front of it

sit down (feel that the fucking toilet seat has been left up again and now you have a bruised ass, not very sexy right?)

get up wander hopelessly around for your room get into bed can't find your covers so you grab a thin blanket

get freezing cold then make your bed 3 hours later the alarm rings..

i need to buy a new alarm clock