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Female logic

Sorry for terrible comic. I was bored. K, bye!
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Submitted: 02/09/2012
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#182 - anonymous (02/10/2012) [-]
in soviet russia, women get ready like this to withdraw money from the drivethrough atm
#180 - mhongmuali ONLINE (02/10/2012) [-]
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#168 - downwiththesicknes (02/10/2012) [-]
**downwiththesicknes rolled a random image posted in comment #49 at Tiger woods ** THEN WHO WAS PHONE
#152 - lucidwater (02/10/2012) [-]
<<< on the other end
<<< on the other end
#179 to #152 - vivimastermage (02/10/2012) [-]
Why the heck was he up there?
Why the heck was he up there?
User avatar #143 - bcaz (02/10/2012) [-]
**bcaz rolls 695** No trips here!
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#140 - cactuscoitus (02/10/2012) [-]
**cactuscoitus rolled a random image posted in comment #139 at Public Bathrooms **
**cactuscoitus rolled a random image posted in comment #139 at Public Bathrooms **

#174 to #140 - balashi (02/10/2012) [-]
Meanwhile at the other end of camera...
Meanwhile at the other end of camera...
#142 to #140 - eowyn (02/10/2012) [-]
**eowyn rolled a random image posted in comment #5 at Did not see that coming **

PUPPIES.
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User avatar #139 - Rezcall (02/10/2012) [-]
Wow that girl is crazy to do all that and the guy must have the patience of a god to keep calling! The rushing part I do .. but thats cause I have kids. Feed kids (run), Get dress (run), get them dressed (run), Brush hair and teeth (run), feed pets (run) - get in car (run back to get kids and put them in car) to the daycare! =P
#144 to #139 - insanepain (02/10/2012) [-]
My roomates (2 of them) are having a baby.... We've all been closest friends for over 13 years now... (were all 26)

I'm staying with them and i'm gonna play the Uncle/godfather role... you are NOT making me feel good about that :P

Suggestions?
User avatar #146 to #144 - Rezcall (02/10/2012) [-]
Lol its really not that bad . Kids are awesome (could not see my life without them). You can play, spoil and teach the baby cool stuff - then when you get tired give the baby to mom and dad lol.
User avatar #147 to #146 - insanepain (02/10/2012) [-]
I WAS planning to be that guy who feeds it sugar... then by chance.. has to go out...


It's awesome though.. He's my best friend, were blood brothers.. and shes like a sister to me..

so essentially, i'm the 2nd dad... but as soon as shit gets rough... i can play the "Ain't MY kid" card.. Thanks for the advice friend.
User avatar #148 to #147 - Rezcall (02/10/2012) [-]
No problem =) - Have fun! First time the baby smiles at you.. you forget all the rough times.
User avatar #138 - bcaz (02/10/2012) [-]
**bcaz rolls 348**
User avatar #128 - sweetnothings (02/10/2012) [-]
... I have a vagina; and I don't do this.. actually I've never met another girl who dresses up just to talk with someone on the phone.
#145 to #128 - insanepain (02/10/2012) [-]
Thats the joke you stupid person......

The comic is funny BECAUSE you think its a doorbell.... then you know its the phone...

Jesus christ in heaven... they have special helmets for people like you...

(Sorry that your OMFG ITS A GIRL toenail clipping UP magic doesnt work on me, i'm 26.. not a teenager... i CAN however..... step aside and let you manipulate those stupid pubescent bastards... enjoy!)
#149 to #145 - sweetnothings (02/10/2012) [-]
chill out, bro. the only reason I brought that comment up is because I've never not been able to tell the difference between the phone ringing and a doorbell. So i assumed they were referring to how women over react about anything involving someone they have a crush on. If it was what you're referring to than wouldn't the person be a little pissed that they got ready for nothing instead of having a me gusta face?
#150 to #149 - insanepain (02/10/2012) [-]
oh my god............

you STILL didn't understand...

the READER of the comic thinks its the doorbell, she rushes around to look good to answer the door... then in last panel.. she answers phone... people lol.. then people toenail clipping...

Screw the retard helmet.... you need to be bashed to near-death with it.

Stay in school my child... you fucking need it.
User avatar #176 to #150 - aeykkcuf (02/10/2012) [-]
I'm not defending anyone here... but I'm pretty sure you BOTH need those helmets... she probably did assume just what you said... but these comics about women, the ones that are so blown out of proportion... they just aren't funny anymore. except to the nice guys who can't seem to get gfs for some reason. heh... and yeah, I get that this is the internet, wtfe... women are jokes here... but don't call her retarded because YOU don't understand, either.
User avatar #151 to #150 - sweetnothings (02/10/2012) [-]
No, I understood what you were trying to say. I was just explaining why I commented the way I did; I don't think you got what I was trying to say.
User avatar #132 to #128 - thefunnyside (02/10/2012) [-]
Same here. Sometimes we have no logic, but we don't do this.
User avatar #134 to #132 - sweetnothings (02/10/2012) [-]
exactly; I honestly don't do about half the stuff I see on the "women logic" posts but still I know I do have some of those tendencies but hey we can't help it just like guys can't help some of the things they do.
User avatar #135 to #134 - thefunnyside (02/10/2012) [-]
But we can be bitches, I'll admit that, but not always!
#121 - griffkool (02/10/2012) [-]
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#116 - eowyn (02/10/2012) [-]
**eowyn rolled a random image posted in comment #4572 at Funnyjunk social thread #2982398 **

This is not me in the slightest. I am disappoint.

I Skype instead ;D
#113 - satexas (02/10/2012) [-]
Me whenever I try to understand woman logic
#112 - yellowsoda (02/10/2012) [-]
The desc. pisses me off.
The desc. pisses me off.
#111 - Thinngol (02/10/2012) [-]
This is totally unrealistic. No female has ever gotten ready in under 30 seconds
#110 - skylinebeast (02/10/2012) [-]
Less Of That and More Of This
Less Of That and More Of This
#183 to #110 - abaraxus (02/10/2012) [-]
Please sir....may I have some source?
Please sir....may I have some source?
#131 to #110 - Big Bruh **User deleted account** (02/10/2012) [-]
#107 - mylifeasacomic (02/10/2012) [-]
So she wasn't wearing anything before?
So she wasn't wearing anything before?
#122 to #107 - narr ONLINE (02/10/2012) [-]
I'm terrible at 3d modeling...
#105 - Chichiquilota (02/10/2012) [-]
**Chichiquilota rolled a random image posted in comment #96 at Gimmie Five ** what i really do before picking up a phone call
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