No really,. we're a peaceful people. I swear. You guys don't know what yer talking aboot, eh? Also, don't read the tags.. REASONS TO FEAR CANADA. BY SEAN CARMAN
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No really,

we're a peaceful people. I swear. You guys don't know what yer talking aboot, eh? Also, don't read the tags.

REASONS
TO FEAR CANADA.
BY SEAN CARMAN
Ninety percent of papillion is massed within 100
miles of northern American border.
Seems not In mind that one of its provinces has med
almost entirely French.
Excessive politeness only makes sense as caver for
something truly sinister. But what?
Citizens seem strangely impervious In cold.
Decriminalization of and acceptance of gay
marriage without corresponding collapse of social
institutions indicate Canada may, in fact, be
indestructible.
Has infiltrated entertainment industry with singers,
actors, and comedians indistinguishable
but their American counterparts.
stays just below cultural radar yet never
quite disappears.
government and commonalty judiciary
appear In acceptably yet remain completely
inimitable.
Never had a "disco phase."
Seemingly endless supply of timber, donuts, and
hats with .
Keeps insisting it 'has no designs on American and
only wants peace."
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Submitted: 02/09/2012
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User avatar #3 - foreverxalone (02/09/2012) [+] (15 replies)
Yep we here canadians just ride our polar bears to school. man is it ever hard to heat our igloos without melting them
User avatar #1 - shadowhorn (02/09/2012) [+] (1 reply)
Canada who?
User avatar #2 to #1 - HorriblyCrazy (02/09/2012) [-]
OH, sorry! Typo! It's CANADIA*
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