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typical driving test

THE DRIVING TEST
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#4 - renzard (02/09/2012) [+] (3 replies)
Spider-Man thread.
#26 - slenderguy (02/10/2012) [-]
OMG funniest thing i have found on funnyjunk FOR A LONG TIME!!!
OMG funniest thing i have found on funnyjunk FOR A LONG TIME!!!
#38 - mirai (02/10/2012) [-]
Hey, this isn't so hard
#29 - Rockaman (02/10/2012) [+] (1 reply)
RA RA RASPUTIN!!!!!!!!!!!!
Lover of the Russian queen
There was a cat that really was gone
RA RA RASPUTIN!!!!!!!!!!!
Russia's greatest love machine
It was a shame how he carried on!!!!!!!!!!!!!
User avatar #39 - drummerperson (02/10/2012) [-]
Why is this not on the front page? Lets check the comments... is it a retoast? No. Is it crap? No, then without further delay and procrastination.... TO THE FRONT PAGE MY NOBLE DICKBUTT.
#46 - ChaosShuffle (02/10/2012) [-]
That was ******* epic. GO BACK UP THERE AND READ IT YOU LAZY SONS OF BITCHES!!!!!!!!!
#42 - lavoire (02/10/2012) [-]
This is the first thing since being on this site that has genuinely made me laugh.   
   
I love you sir, retoast or not, and thank you so much for this.
This is the first thing since being on this site that has genuinely made me laugh.

I love you sir, retoast or not, and thank you so much for this.
User avatar #40 - spaznpengys (02/10/2012) [-]
What I got from this... if i get arrested I don't die!

#20 - hinook (02/09/2012) [-]
Rara Rasputin
#12 - unify (02/09/2012) [-]
Uhh what's wrong with being Welsh?
#49 - tobesdogga (02/10/2012) [-]
Couldn't stop laughing when i read 'Instructor is Welsh = get eaten'
User avatar #43 - FiftyOneCal (02/10/2012) [-]
I'm welsh ...
#41 - Jmo (02/10/2012) [+] (2 replies)
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#35 - mdevil (02/10/2012) [-]
something funny? this can't be happening. ...am i on the wrong website? Am i getting punked?
User avatar #9 - fjanony (02/09/2012) [-]
The bottom point is, dont do the driving test or you WILL die!!!
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