I was sitting on my couch the other day when all of the sudden I heard my doorbell ring, I went to the door and there was a little girl scout selling cookies. I asked how much she wanted for the cookies and she said imma need about tree fitty, I said tree fitty? For all of them cookies? Then she said yes imma need about tree fitty. Thats when I noticed that it wasnt no little girl scout selling cookies! It was the God damned loch ness monster!!!