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The urban dictionary knows all.
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Submitted: 02/08/2012
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#49 - krando (02/25/2012) [-]
**krando rolled a random image posted in comment #204 at Denmark is great **
#48 - gudwurkspongeob (02/10/2012) [-]
Blastoise   41 up, 14 down   
A form of sexual intercourse, when you put two water gun into a woman's vagina and anus and blasting her.   
   
Note: water guns can be replaced with male cack's   
Me and my friend blastoised each other
Blastoise 41 up, 14 down
A form of sexual intercourse, when you put two water gun into a woman's vagina and anus and blasting her.

Note: water guns can be replaced with male cack's
Me and my friend blastoised each other
#40 - yyetaxa **User deleted account** (02/09/2012) [-]
*searching for my name on Urban Dictionary*
#38 - mxppress (02/09/2012) [-]
I just write that word to google. anyone?
I just write that word to google. anyone?
#34 - anoned (02/09/2012) [-]
How about I give a cleveland steamer, OP?
#33 - tiitsmcgeee (02/09/2012) [-]
lolnope
#42 to #33 - abaraxus (02/09/2012) [-]
Da Fuck?
#25 - gudwurkspongeob (02/09/2012) [-]
I typed my name in UrbanDictionary and it said i was a monster.
My name is Uros
#43 to #25 - anonymous (02/09/2012) [-]
My name is Beth I am very happy with urban dictionary at the moment :)
#41 to #25 - nillocisiii (02/09/2012) [-]
Looked up Collin, My life is now complete.
User avatar #35 to #25 - scarygirl (02/09/2012) [-]
i got, "Sarah: a sexy little creature."
Uros is a cool name by the way.
User avatar #46 to #35 - gudwurkspongeob (02/10/2012) [-]
Thanks.
#28 to #25 - gudwurkspongeob (02/09/2012) [-]
Typed it again.
I got the better result.
User avatar #37 to #28 - poseidonsbesthorse (02/09/2012) [-]
I'm a bent nose
My name is Cameron.
User avatar #39 to #37 - poseidonsbesthorse (02/09/2012) [-]
Never mind this is what it said "Camerons are more than likely going to be one of the sweetest guys you'll ever meet. Very often he will be smart, and extremely good-looking. His smile will send a thousand rose-petals off the ground, just spinning around your heart. Camerons tend to be very trustworthy, but it takes a lot for a Cameron to trust another. He will always know exactly what to say to make you smile; flirty or true. He tends to be a big flirt, but when he finds a girl to settle down with, he will stop. Camerons have a lot of friends, and are very good in sports. He will fall in love very fast, and truly. He wont lie to you. He'll do basically anything he can just to make his one-and-only happy, even if that means going to the extreme. Can often be clingy, but in a cute way. He will always be there for you in any time of need. If you don't have a Cameron as a friend (or more) already, it's time you head off and get one!"
User avatar #32 to #28 - sandviches (02/09/2012) [-]
i looked up my name. i like the results.
my name is josh
#22 - crazzyperson (02/09/2012) [-]
necrophilia
#16 - darman (02/09/2012) [-]
Mfw urban dictonary.
#17 to #16 - darman (02/09/2012) [-]
My other urban dictionary face.
User avatar #12 - jbboys (02/09/2012) [-]
search african didgeridoo on urban dictionary

#27 to #12 - ceitooo (02/09/2012) [-]
Comment Picture

#3 - anonymous (02/09/2012) [-]
#26 to #3 - nassirdada (02/09/2012) [-]
read both 2 & 3
User avatar #29 to #26 - santay (02/09/2012) [-]
Dammit my name is James.
#30 to #29 - nassirdada (02/09/2012) [-]
are you sure it's not vagina ?
#15 to #3 - anserine (02/09/2012) [-]
aww c'mon guys. i was eating a sandwhich.
aww c'mon guys. i was eating a sandwhich.
User avatar #20 to #15 - templer (02/09/2012) [-]
Source?
#24 to #23 - templer (02/09/2012) [-]
Thank you sir have this
#13 to #3 - anonymous (02/09/2012) [-]
User avatar #1 - jackirl (02/09/2012) [-]
Mogging... that is all
User avatar #18 to #1 - hezzian (02/09/2012) [-]
more elaborate - munging
#14 to #1 - drakezzz (02/09/2012) [-]
I have to be honest, that gave me a boner.
User avatar #5 to #1 - andimac ONLINE (02/09/2012) [-]
1. mogging 30 up, 24 down
The act of changing one's gear to look like another piece of gear in World of Warcraft. Gamer abbreviation for "transmogrifying."
Yes, I finally got my tier 2 helm from Nefarian! BRB, mogging my tier 11 headpiece.

Hey, are you seriously planning on mogging Thunderfury with a Rockhide Strongfish?


I don't see whats so bad...
#44 to #5 - anonymous (02/09/2012) [-]
I find it hilarious that WoW players didn't know about the other definition.
User avatar #45 to #44 - andimac ONLINE (02/09/2012) [-]
I've never played WoW in my life. Argument is invalid.
User avatar #7 to #5 - gokombwantu (02/09/2012) [-]
Did you check the others, you havnt seen the stuff ive seen man, YOU DONT UNDERSTABD THE MADNESS HAHAHHAHAHHAHAHAHAHA
User avatar #8 to #7 - andimac ONLINE (02/09/2012) [-]
Yes, and which one is the proper definition? Cos they are kinda different.
User avatar #9 to #8 - gokombwantu (02/09/2012) [-]
(v) The act of sitting down on the stomach of a deceased young female by a 'moggee,' where the decaying internal matter is shot out of her vagina into the mogger's mouth. If the decaying matter is subsequently swallowed, it becomes a "mogg supreme"

The sandwich was so bad, it tasted like mogging during a rainy, 90-degree day.

or

My friend and I had some spicy hot wings and went mogging to wash it all down.
User avatar #11 to #9 - hoffmeisterh (02/09/2012) [-]
Pretty sure that's called bunting but cba to check.
I'm gonna assume someone else will just to try proving me wrong...
User avatar #10 to #9 - andimac ONLINE (02/09/2012) [-]
The nice one? Lovely.
#2 to #1 - herpitydorp (02/09/2012) [-]
MFW I find out what mogging is
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