No Speak English. . No speak English A, Russian woman married a Canadian gentleman and they lived happily ever after in proficient in English, but did manage to No Speak English speak A Russian woman married a Canadian gentleman and they lived happily ever after in proficient but did manage to
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A, Russian woman married a Canadian
gentleman and they lived happily ever after in
proficient in English, but did manage to
communicate with her husband. The real
problem arose whenever she had to shop for
groceries.
One day, she went to the butcher and wanted
to buy chicken legs. She didn' t know how to
put Forward her request, and in desperation,
clucked like a chicken and lifted up her skirt to
show her thighs. Her butcher got the message,
and gave her the chicken legs.
Nee day she needed to get chicken breasts,
again she didn' t know how to say it, and so she
ducked like a chicken and unbuttoned her
blouse to show the butcher her breasts. The
butcher understood again, and gave her some
chicken breasts.
On the rrd day. the poor lad)’ needed to buy
sausages. Unable to find a wall to communicate
this, she brought her husband to the store...
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What were you thinking?
her husband speaks English!
I don' t know about you
sometimes..
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Views: 700 Submitted: 04/05/2010