MAGIKARP.

Dont see how this is 500+ toenail clipping worthy, it wasnt even what he was going for... the chance of rolling your two digit comment number is the same as rolling trips. But he didnt even try to do that... and if someone tried to roll trips and they did, would they get 500 toenail clippings?

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#1124 to #1015 - duskman (02/09/2012) [-]

let him have his god damn clippings.

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#1129 to #1124 - knightmrku (02/09/2012) [-]

I agree with this man.

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#1126 to #1124 - thewhiterenegade **User deleted account** (02/09/2012) [-]

No need to rage toenail clipping me down. Just making an observation. Why is everyone on this site so full of rage

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#1128 to #1126 - duskman (02/09/2012) [-]

there whiny bitch, i unclipped the first and clipped the second. dont put others down.

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#136 - tkuja ONLINE (02/08/2012) [+] (13 replies)

Oh fucking hell

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#145 to #136 - thepoopshivers (02/08/2012) [-]

hahahaha and every one of those fuckers is a magikarp

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#152 to #145 - thedeviousfaggot (02/08/2012) [-]

That's the joke.

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#170 to #152 - thepoopshivers (02/08/2012) [-]

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#424 to #170 - Scandium (02/08/2012) [-]

I love you're name.

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#537 to #424 - thebacondanneh (02/08/2012) [-]

>love you're name
>you're name
>you're
your*

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#1093 to #537 - Scandium (02/09/2012) [-]

I've failed as a Grammar Nazi.

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#1096 to #1093 - thebacondanneh (02/09/2012) [-]

Happens to the best of us.

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#912 to #424 - dualshooter (02/09/2012) [-]

SON, YOU ARE NAME

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#770 to #424 - thepoopshivers (02/09/2012) [-]

Thanks. It was inspired during a football practice when my defensive line buddies and I were on the sideline talking about pooping and then I brought up that ecstasy feeling when the turd passes the sphincter - magical. It was my xbox tag too.

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#850 to #152 - buumblebee (02/09/2012) [-]

that's the joke.

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#573 to #136 - N. Korean citizen (02/08/2012) [-]

**anonymous rolls 1,348**

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#2 - tricher (02/08/2012) [+] (15 replies)

PIKACHU! Thunderbolt NOW!

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#3 to #2 - tricher (02/08/2012) [-]

<-------- Your Magikcarp

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#22 to #3 - holler (02/08/2012) [-]

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#191 to #22 - RedPurpleRain (02/08/2012) [-]

That's cool, it only raped my childhood a little bit

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#235 to #191 - virtigo ONLINE (02/08/2012) [-]

You know it's real, right?

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#238 to #235 - RedPurpleRain (02/08/2012) [-]

Yep.

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#729 to #3 - breakfastlunch (02/08/2012) [-]

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#4 to #3 - burgermeatt (02/08/2012) [-]

I would totally eat Magikarp right now, that hungry.

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#5 to #4 - gahblah (02/08/2012) [-]

You must be a gay fish.

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#6 to #5 - burgermeatt (02/08/2012) [-]

that's great.

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#915 to #3 - qazaibomb (02/09/2012) [-]

also, unnecessary c is unnecessary.

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#25 to #2 - dafunkad ONLINE (02/08/2012) [-]

magikarp rapes your pikachu

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#31 to #25 - tricher (02/08/2012) [-]

I lost to a Magikcarp..........

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#99 to #31 - dafunkad ONLINE (02/08/2012) [-]

PIKACH, OK !
Come back !

Do it! MAGIKARP!

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#27 to #2 - untamedlazyeye (02/08/2012) [-]

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#72 - alostcause (02/08/2012) [+] (1 reply)

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#80 to #72 - naui (02/08/2012) [-]

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#400 - simfar ONLINE (02/08/2012) [+] (1 reply)

like a baws

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#815 to #400 - diddilydiddily (02/09/2012) [-]

i never thought i would live in a world where this was a compliment.

My life is complete.

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#448 - ascian (02/08/2012) [+] (1 reply)

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#481 to #448 - zombiefacepuncher (02/08/2012) [-]

Not unless you hit the /B/ button

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#314 - mathcow (02/08/2012) [+] (3 replies)

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#463 to #314 - shitshitshit (02/08/2012) [-]

all magikarp

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#1167 to #314 - icanthinkofname **User deleted account** (02/09/2012) [-]

Oh fucking hell.

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#88 - skwirl (02/08/2012) [+] (1 reply)

> Starts to play Pokemon to get a Magikarp
> Gets Magikarp
> Goes to train Magikarp
> First battle
> Sudden realization 'What the fuck am I doing?'

You sir, need to go into sales.
<- You in sales

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#95 to #88 - N. Korean citizen (02/08/2012) [-]

Almost as good in sales as the powerthirst people.

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#128 - jmozziel **User deleted account** (02/08/2012) [-]

Like a boss!

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#396 - proton (02/08/2012) [-]

Scumbag magikarp.

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#134 - AwesomeAnonomous (02/08/2012) [-]

I just remember all those fishermen with their team full of Magikarps...

Hooooly shit

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#219 - settantaventi ONLINE (02/08/2012) [+] (3 replies)

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#282 to #219 - romdadon (02/08/2012) [-]

all the legendaries watched
the most epic battle

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#462 - sevant **User deleted account** (02/08/2012) [-]

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#1104 to #1076 - rikusorax (02/09/2012) [-]

And so it was, that Magikarp later became Ash's pokemon bff.

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#1099 to #1076 - angelodeath (02/09/2012) [-]

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#930 - blacksmokey (02/09/2012) [-]

Basically shit your pants when you encounter this in the water.

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#366 - acvirtutis (02/08/2012) [+] (1 reply)

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#397 to #366 - N. Korean citizen (02/08/2012) [-]

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#317 - grimmwaters (02/08/2012) [-]

And with this..
I shall RULE THE WORLD!

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#1175 - severepwner (02/11/2012) [-]

SO SO RELATED!

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