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#213 - daringdoo (02/07/2012) [-]
Hey Atheists,
My name is brother John, and I despise every single one of you. All of you are blaspheming, immoral, devil worshipers who spend every second of their day denying the existence of a higher being. You are everything bad in the world. Honestly, have any of you ever read a bible? I mean, I guess it's fun wandering around ignoring the one and only messiah, but you all take to a whole new level. This is even worse than defecating on Jesus's shroud.
Don't be a stranger. Just hit me with your best shot. I'm pretty much perfect. I was captain of the bible study team, and said the most prayers in church. What religious activities do you take part in, other than "Worshiping the porcelain God"? I also get a lot of praise from the local community, and have a smart black bible with gold trim (I just read the gospels; Stuff was SO enlightening). You are all sinners who should just repent. Thanks for listening.
Pic Related: It's me and my bible
#225 to #213 - ImTheDude (02/07/2012) [-]
I am the flying spaghetti monster. Where is your god now?
#222 to #213 - anonymous (02/07/2012) [-]
But religion says that masturbation is a sin so how can i follow a religion ?! On the other hand is my cack :P
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