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holy **** guys, front page for the first time, thanks

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#1 - RebelGrahamCracker

Reply+19

(04/05/2010)[-]

That poor child.....

#26 - FjCritic

Reply-16

(04/06/2010)[-]

on a scale of 1 - 10. 10 being the funniest i rate this a 7

#28 to #26 - WolfRider

Reply+18

(04/06/2010)[-]

IM TIRED OF YOUR MOTHER ******* SCALE
ON THIS MOTHER ******* SITE

#30 to #28 - bloodfalcon

Reply+5

(04/06/2010)[-]

Nicely done, sammuel.

#31 to #28 - FjCritic

Reply-11

(04/06/2010)[-]

on a scale of 1 - 10. 10 being the funniest your comment in a 1

#32 to #31 - WolfRider

Reply+7

(04/06/2010)[-]

on a scale of 1 - 10 being the smallest your penis is 1

#49 to #32 - SheWolfie

Reply-3

(04/06/2010)[-]

givin him a 1 is bein too generous
give him a .0000001

#196 to #49 - NumaNumaNumaYEA

Reply0

(04/07/2010)[-]

Nah give him zero for none at all

#33 to #32 - FjCritic

Reply-6

(04/06/2010)[-]

so your saying 10 is the smallest

#36 to #33 - TheConmyster

Reply+3

(04/06/2010)[-]

**TheConmyster rolls 421,628,267** if you are correct, than that number is an overstatement of your size

#37 to #36 - TheConmyster

Reply+3

(04/06/2010)[-]

meaning that you are smaller than even that

#29 to #26 - anon id: 1c104492

Reply0

(04/06/2010)[-]

on a scale 1-10 id say 10 that you are a complete ******** no one gives a flying **** about your scales

#11 - anon id: 093e1412

Reply0

(04/06/2010)[-]

meanwhile in another part of miley cyrus,
some 26-year old's dick.

#113 to #11 - tylertexaslawyer**User deleted account**

Reply+3

(04/06/2010)[-]

its probablly like an 80 year olds

#38 to #11 - TheConmyster

Reply+3

(04/06/2010)[-]

**TheConmyster rolls 56,176,483** this is how many interwebz I wish to give you

#48 to #38 - dopoqobThePwner**User deleted account**

Reply0

(04/06/2010)[-]

that's it? :s

#57 to #48 - TheConmyster

Reply0

(04/06/2010)[-]

if only I could roll 1000

#21 to #11 - AshesToAshes**User deleted account**

Reply+1

(04/06/2010)[-]

indubiously

#97 to #11 - anon id: 8f84aaaa

Reply0

(04/06/2010)[-]

dot forget the other 39 year old dick in d ass 8=======o

#24 to #11 - VictimofaviruS

Reply0

(04/06/2010)[-]

You sir have won the internet

#94 to #11 - UnderageOverdose**User deleted account**

Reply-5

(04/06/2010)[-]

OH GOD WIN!!!! WIN!!!! EPIC ****** WIN!!!!

#12 to #11 - TwistedBamboozler

Reply-19

(04/06/2010)[-]

Correction, It's pretty much the same part :D

#13 to #12 - anon id: 093e1412

Reply0

(04/06/2010)[-]

do you stick your dick in a girl's womb?

#14 to #13 - TwistedBamboozler

Reply+17

(04/06/2010)[-]

How small is your dick? jesus.

#16 to #14 - Overloaded

Reply+18

(04/06/2010)[-]

the dick doesn't actually enter the womb, the gap between the uterus and the vagina is only big enough for semen to enter and blood to exit.

during birth it dilates(or whatever it's called) allowing for the baby to exit.
how old are you to not know?

#19 to #16 - Ashketchums

Reply+1

(04/06/2010)[-]

Somebody is a doctor >.>

#20 to #19 - ImNotAPedo

Reply+4

(04/06/2010)[-]

Somebody didn't pass health class.

#15 to #14 - phoneman

Reply+13

(04/06/2010)[-]

Less than 30cm...

#187 to #14 - Son of a glitch

Reply0

(04/06/2010)[-]

Oh god...
You don't put your dick in the fallopian tube.

#188 to #187 - TwistedBamboozler

Reply0

(04/06/2010)[-]

I do

#190 to #188 - Son of a glitch

Reply-3

(04/06/2010)[-]

Yeah, no.
Keep dreaming, you probably haven't been laid in the first place.
And if you did you couldn't put it in the fallopian tube unless if you have a spaghetti dick.

#191 to #190 - TwistedBamboozler

Reply0

(04/06/2010)[-]

A: your deductive skill suck, you are not Dr. House.
B: Who says I don't have a spaghetti dick?

#192 to #191 - Son of a glitch

Reply+1

(04/06/2010)[-]

A: You're right, I'm not Dr. House, but that doesn't make me not know about the female reproductive system.
B: You know, it's not a good thing to have a spaghetti dick. It means you have a tall penis, but it has a very small girth, and there's no way you can get it hard.
C: Stop pretending to be the coolest ************ ever. Doing that **** on the internet just makes you look like an ass, and a wannabe douche.
D: Bacon. That is all.

#193 to #192 - RickGastly

Reply+1

(04/06/2010)[-]

One time I did this chick and I jizzed into her tubes and it went to the ovaries and she got pregnant with millions of children and then her uterus exploded. Then I woke up.

#195 to #193 - Son of a glitch

Reply-1

(04/06/2010)[-]

Indeed, Ghastly.

#198 to #195 - pufan

Reply0

(04/07/2010)[-]

to stop your bickering,
there seems to be a shadow in the shape of a phallus heading straight through the neck of the baby

#197 to #192 - TwistedBamboozler

Reply0

(04/07/2010)[-]

I wasn't trying to be cool, Nor do I think most people though I was an ass, seeing as I didn't get negative thumbs.

I simply was trying to make a joke that at least someone could enjoy, and you had to start flaming. chill out man.

#199 to #197 - Son of a glitch

Reply0

(04/07/2010)[-]

Well, the joke wasn't funny.
My apologies if you really weren't all that serious about that crap. I'm just tired of douchebags on the internet that say "LOL MY DICK IS BIG AND YOU ARE SMALL I GET LAID ALL THE TIME AND I HAVE TIME FOR THE INTERNET WHY AM I NOT ON MYSPACE BEING GAY"
I'm tired of those faggots.

#200 to #199 - TwistedBamboozler

Reply0

(04/07/2010)[-]

agree, but I never said that. truce?

#202 to #200 - Son of a glitch

Reply0

(04/07/2010)[-]

You were hinting that. But, truce.

#46 to #13 - awesomosaurous**User deleted account**

Reply+1

(04/06/2010)[-]

no IVF how old are ? six?

#114 - numbierwun**User deleted account**

Reply+17

(04/06/2010)[-]

Meanwhile...in Miley Cyrus's mouth...

#162 to #114 - emomusicrocks

Reply0

(04/06/2010)[-]

SPONGEBOB GET OUT OF THERE!

#40 - JeB**User deleted account**

Reply0

(04/06/2010)[-]

take a minute to think.... what if justin beiber knocked miley cyrus up...
imagine the child... it would be like...edward the gay twilight guy/girl thingy
*shiver*

#41 to #40 - nunfermethx

Reply+16

(04/06/2010)[-]

girls cant get other girls preggo

#42 to #41 - Lostdemon

Reply+3

(04/06/2010)[-]

peggo her eggo

#44 to #42 - BigMacAttack

Reply+2

(04/06/2010)[-]

preggo her eggo so yo mekko a faggo called edwardo culleno the secondo

#43 to #41 - JeB**User deleted account**

Reply+2

(04/06/2010)[-]

yup so true but is miley cyrus a girl :/
she mite have a mangina

#81 to #41 - zhawn

Reply0

(04/06/2010)[-]

we've all seen south park; HERMAPHRODITES. I rest my case

#8 - SexPics

Reply+16

(04/06/2010)[-]

I SWEAR TO GOD THAT **** MOVED WHEN I SCROLLED DOWN

#9 to #8 - Panda Pimp**User deleted account**

Reply+14

(04/06/2010)[-]

Isn't it supposed to...you scrolled down didn't you?

#10 to #9 - SexPics

Reply+3

(04/06/2010)[-]

i mean the picture of the baby -_-
i thought it might be a gif but then when i went to save it see its a JPEG

#23 to #10 - JoeTheRooster

Reply+2

(04/06/2010)[-]

nice avatar

#17 to #10 - AwesomeHypernova

Reply0

(04/06/2010)[-]

It's a conspiracy!

#160 to #8 - emomusicrocks

Reply-1

(04/06/2010)[-]

:O i scrolled down and it dissappeared! it looked like it flew off the top of my comp! IM NOT KIDDING! try it!

#140 - balogan

Reply+14

(04/06/2010)[-]

meanwhile in another part of miley cyrus,
some 26-year old's dick.

#141 to #140 - anonymousmember

Reply+2

(04/06/2010)[-]

you took my avatar

#146 to #141 - balogan

Reply+5

(04/06/2010)[-]

well, from what i see...
you're still an anon

#161 to #146 - emomusicrocks

Reply+1

(04/06/2010)[-]

anon's avatar is slower XD

#203 to #161 - anonymousmember

Reply+1

(04/07/2010)[-]

yeah cause its the original

#2 - ajonetwo

Reply+13

(04/05/2010)[-]

why'd she eat him

#6 to #2 - iamnumberone**User deleted account**

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#92 - LunagirlLOL

Reply+10

(04/06/2010)[-]

The real question is who would bang miley cyrus? Seriously...

#99 to #92 - insanejon

Reply+9

(04/06/2010)[-]

GAGA would nail her :)

#127 to #99 - anon id: 33d7150c

Reply0

(04/06/2010)[-]

we have a winner!

#121 to #92 - mizzylankshizzy

Reply+3

(04/06/2010)[-]

Dude admit it... everyone would bang Miley Cyrus.

#125 to #121 - laxer

Reply+1

(04/06/2010)[-]

I wood

#93 to #92 - SavaBelle

Reply+3

(04/06/2010)[-]

Nick Jonas

#115 to #93 - VictimofaviruS

Reply+4

(04/06/2010)[-]

Frankie Jonas

#116 to #115 - SavaBelle

Reply+2

(04/06/2010)[-]

Joe Jonas
and
kevin Jonas

#204 to #116 - LunagirlLOL

Reply+1

(04/09/2010)[-]

dont mean to be a bother but i flippin love ur icon =3

#205 to #204 - SavaBelle

Reply0

(04/09/2010)[-]

thank ya!

#130 to #116 - Acidicsam

Reply0

(04/06/2010)[-]

How the **** do you know their names?

#138 to #130 - switsgar

Reply+2

(04/06/2010)[-]

google is a useful tool.

#143 to #138 - Acidicsam

Reply+1

(04/06/2010)[-]

Might as well be googling blue waffle or lemon party

#151 to #143 - mrsixinch

Reply0

(04/06/2010)[-]

Lemon party?...

#150 to #143 - Twistolime

Reply0

(04/06/2010)[-]

lol ive seen WAAAY worse

#147 to #143 - switsgar

Reply0

(04/06/2010)[-]

I've seen both of them, ugh, sick sadistic **** to even have on the interwebz.

#169 to #130 - SavaBelle

Reply0

(04/06/2010)[-]

gay peopole are easy to remember
and when ur surrounded by babish girls u pick stuff

#96 to #93 - anon id: 9fe47c60

Reply0

(04/06/2010)[-]

NOOOOO. nick jonas would NEVERR do that to miley.. hes too good for her (: miley cyrus is a loserrr..,

#98 to #96 - SquishyHaribo

Reply+2

(04/06/2010)[-]

GTFO ANON

#103 to #98 - SavaBelle

Reply+1

(04/06/2010)[-]

couldnt have said it better

#107 to #98 - freenoobs

Reply0

(04/06/2010)[-]

wait wait wait on second here....i though it was TITS OR GTFO

#171 to #107 - SavaBelle

Reply+1

(04/06/2010)[-]

its different if ur an anon

#131 to #107 - Acidicsam

Reply+1

(04/06/2010)[-]

Anon dont got no breasticles

#108 to #96 - zaraki

Reply+1

(04/06/2010)[-]

that guy above me is completely gay ^

#104 to #96 - SeanMcG**User deleted account**

Reply+1

(04/06/2010)[-]

**** You Anon

#102 to #96 - SavaBelle

Reply+1

(04/06/2010)[-]

like u

#105 to #102 - SeanMcG**User deleted account**

Reply0

(04/06/2010)[-]

You beat me to it

#110 to #105 - disturbdplayer

Reply+2

(04/06/2010)[-]

J-DOG FTW!!!!
hollywood undead is da beast

#112 to #110 - SeanMcG**User deleted account**

Reply+1

(04/06/2010)[-]

Dont you know it

#109 to #105 - SavaBelle

Reply+1

(04/06/2010)[-]

lol first come first server

#111 to #109 - SeanMcG**User deleted account**

Reply+1

(04/06/2010)[-]

Yeah Da Serva

#128 to #96 - anon id: 33d7150c

Reply0

(04/06/2010)[-]

were is my rake?

#123 to #92 - TheVirusSlayer

Reply+2

(04/06/2010)[-]

Oh, ******* great. I might aswell tell you guys now. I was drunk as **** at a party last month, and i swear to ******* god, there was an absolutly HOTTIE in bed with me. The next morning, I saw Miley Cyrus lying next to me, and there were cumstains on the sheets. Im so ******* sorry I let you guys down. I feel so ashamed. I feel as if I dont deserve respect from my fellow funnyjunkies...