Meanwhile

its probablly like an 80 year olds

**TheConmyster rolls 56,176,483** this is how many interwebz I wish to give you

that's it? :s

if only I could roll 1000

indubiously

You sir have won the internet

OH GOD WIN!!!! WIN!!!! EPIC ****** WIN!!!!

Correction, It's pretty much the same part :D

How small is your dick? jesus.

the dick doesn't actually enter the womb, the gap between the uterus and the ****** is only big enough for semen to enter and blood to exit.

during birth it dilates(or whatever it's called) allowing for the baby to exit.
how old are you to not know?

Somebody is a doctor >.>

Somebody didn't pass health class.

Less than 30cm...

Oh god...
You don't put your dick in the fallopian tube.

I do

Yeah, no.
Keep dreaming, you probably haven't been laid in the first place.
And if you did you couldn't put it in the fallopian tube unless if you have a spaghetti dick.

A: your deductive skill suck, you are not Dr. House.
B: Who says I don't have a spaghetti dick?

A: You're right, I'm not Dr. House, but that doesn't make me not know about the female reproductive system.
B: You know, it's not a good thing to have a spaghetti dick. It means you have a tall penis, but it has a very small girth, and there's no way you can get it hard.
C: Stop pretending to be the coolest ************ ever. Doing that **** on the internet just makes you look like an ass, and a wannabe douche.
D: Bacon. That is all.

One time I did this chick and I jizzed into her tubes and it went to the ovaries and she got pregnant with millions of children and then her uterus exploded. Then I woke up.

Indeed, Ghastly.

to stop your bickering,
there seems to be a shadow in the shape of a phallus heading straight through the neck of the baby

I wasn't trying to be cool, Nor do I think most people though I was an ass, seeing as I didn't get negative thumbs.

I simply was trying to make a joke that at least someone could enjoy, and you had to start flaming. chill out man.

Well, the joke wasn't funny.
My apologies if you really weren't all that serious about that crap. I'm just tired of douchebags on the internet that say "LOL MY DICK IS BIG AND YOU ARE SMALL I GET LAID ALL THE TIME AND I HAVE TIME FOR THE INTERNET WHY AM I NOT ON MYSPACE BEING GAY"
I'm tired of those faggots.

agree, but I never said that. truce?

You were hinting that. But, truce.

no IVF how old are ? six?

IM TIRED OF YOUR MOTHER ******* SCALE
ON THIS MOTHER ******* SITE

Nicely done, sammuel.

on a scale of 1 - 10. 10 being the funniest your comment in a 1

on a scale of 1 - 10 being the smallest your penis is 1

givin him a 1 is bein too generous
give him a .0000001

Nah give him zero for none at all

so your saying 10 is the smallest

**TheConmyster rolls 421,628,267** if you are correct, than that number is an overstatement of your size

meaning that you are smaller than even that

SPONGEBOB GET OUT OF THERE!

girls cant get other girls preggo

peggo her eggo

preggo her eggo so yo mekko a faggo called edwardo culleno the secondo

yup so true but is miley cyrus a girl :/
she mite have a mangina

we've all seen south park; HERMAPHRODITES. I rest my case

Isn't it supposed to...you scrolled down didn't you?

i mean the picture of the baby -_-
i thought it might be a gif but then when i went to save it see its a JPEG

nice avatar

It's a conspiracy!

:O i scrolled down and it dissappeared! it looked like it flew off the top of my comp! IM NOT KIDDING! try it!

you took my avatar

well, from what i see...
you're still an anon

anon's avatar is slower XD

yeah cause its the original

GAGA would nail her :)

Dude admit it... everyone would bang Miley Cyrus.

I wood

Nick Jonas

Frankie Jonas

Joe Jonas
and
kevin Jonas

dont mean to be a bother but i flippin love ur icon =3

thank ya!

How the **** do you know their names?

google is a useful tool.

Might as well be googling blue waffle or lemon party

Lemon party?...

lol ive seen WAAAY worse

I've seen both of them, ugh, sick sadistic **** to even have on the interwebz.

gay peopole are easy to remember
and when ur surrounded by babish girls u pick stuff

GTFO ANON

couldnt have said it better

wait wait wait on second here....i though it was TITS OR GTFO

its different if ur an anon

Anon dont got no breasticles

that guy above me is completely gay ^

**** You Anon

like u

You beat me to it

J-DOG FTW!!!!
hollywood undead is da beast

Dont you know it

lol first come first server

Yeah Da Serva

Oh, ******* great. I might aswell tell you guys now. I was drunk as **** at a party last month, and i swear to ******* god, there was an absolutly HOTTIE in bed with me. The next morning, I saw Miley Cyrus lying next to me, and there were cumstains on the sheets. Im so ******* sorry I let you guys down. I feel so ashamed. I feel as if I dont deserve respect from my fellow funnyjunkies...

GUILTYYYYYYYY

*rasies penis* i ..... would.... FTW

*raises hand* O_O i..... would.. heh heh?

*raises hand*

Im sorry to say i would :P

i did it
and i was gonna be right by her side
but my mom got scared and said "ur moving with ur auntie and uncle in belaire"

*rasies hand along with flip off ur comment* i would **** her....the only way u wouldnt is if ur gay...so i guess u take it in the ass

I'm with Dateline NBC. Why don't you have a seat over here?

OH **** ! CHRIS HANSEN!!!

you both need to stfu ur prob nerds

Shut up, Meg.

Only if she's been torched

you forgot to add the not after is....common mistake!!

Pika Pika!

lolol u guiz can only say your own name

I think that you just got fingered for this...

...are mosquito bit

es

XD SAME lol

POKEMON IS FOR REAL MEN.

YEAH! I JUST CAUGHT A CHANSEY! TIME FOR SQUAT THRUSTS! 1 AND 2 AND 3 AND 4!!

HAHA! ROFL
That made me laugh more then the picture

holy **** i posted that as content i got -7 so deleted it

u have a mask slowpoke ?

what!? get the **** out!

it's true you know.

He would know, hes the father

me i am

stick it in her pooper

Justin bieber was never Born
He was formed by Satan To piss god off

Wait There onto me Ge_BLAAGHHHHHHHHH

No... it is needed.