Meanwhile. holy guys, front page for the first time, thanks.. That poor child..... miley cyrus pregnant
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> hey anon, wanna give your opinion?
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User avatar #1 - RebelGrahamCracker
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(04/05/2010) [-]
That poor child.....
#26 - FjCritic
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on a scale of 1 - 10. 10 being the funniest i rate this a 7
#29 to #26 - anon id: 1c104492
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on a scale 1-10 id say 10 that you are a complete ******** no one gives a flying **** about your scales
User avatar #28 to #26 - WolfRider
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IM TIRED OF YOUR MOTHER ******* SCALE
ON THIS MOTHER ******* SITE
User avatar #30 to #28 - bloodfalcon
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(04/06/2010) [-]
Nicely done, sammuel.
#31 to #28 - FjCritic
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on a scale of 1 - 10. 10 being the funniest your comment in a 1
User avatar #32 to #31 - WolfRider
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on a scale of 1 - 10 being the smallest your penis is 1
User avatar #49 to #32 - SheWolfie
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givin him a 1 is bein too generous
give him a .0000001
User avatar #196 to #49 - NumaNumaNumaYEA
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Nah give him zero for none at all
#33 to #32 - FjCritic
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so your saying 10 is the smallest
User avatar #36 to #33 - TheConmyster
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**TheConmyster rolls 421,628,267** if you are correct, than that number is an overstatement of your size
User avatar #37 to #36 - TheConmyster
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meaning that you are smaller than even that
#11 - anon id: 093e1412
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meanwhile in another part of miley cyrus,
some 26-year old's dick.
User avatar #12 to #11 - TwistedBamboozler
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Correction, It's pretty much the same part :D
#13 to #12 - anon id: 093e1412
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do you stick your dick in a girl's womb?
User avatar #14 to #13 - TwistedBamboozler
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How small is your dick? jesus.
User avatar #16 to #14 - Overloaded
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the dick doesn't actually enter the womb, the gap between the uterus and the vagina is only big enough for semen to enter and blood to exit.

during birth it dilates(or whatever it's called) allowing for the baby to exit.
how old are you to not know?
User avatar #19 to #16 - Ashketchums
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(04/06/2010) [-]
Somebody is a doctor >.>
User avatar #20 to #19 - ImNotAPedo
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Somebody didn't pass health class.
User avatar #15 to #14 - phoneman
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(04/06/2010) [-]
Less than 30cm...
User avatar #187 to #14 - Son of a glitch
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Oh god...
You don't put your dick in the fallopian tube.
User avatar #188 to #187 - TwistedBamboozler
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I do
User avatar #190 to #188 - Son of a glitch
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Yeah, no.
Keep dreaming, you probably haven't been laid in the first place.
And if you did you couldn't put it in the fallopian tube unless if you have a spaghetti dick.
User avatar #191 to #190 - TwistedBamboozler
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A: your deductive skill suck, you are not Dr. House.
B: Who says I don't have a spaghetti dick?
User avatar #192 to #191 - Son of a glitch
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A: You're right, I'm not Dr. House, but that doesn't make me not know about the female reproductive system.
B: You know, it's not a good thing to have a spaghetti dick. It means you have a tall penis, but it has a very small girth, and there's no way you can get it hard.
C: Stop pretending to be the coolest ************ ever. Doing that **** on the internet just makes you look like an ass, and a wannabe douche.
D: Bacon. That is all.
User avatar #193 to #192 - RickGastly
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One time I did this chick and I jizzed into her tubes and it went to the ovaries and she got pregnant with millions of children and then her uterus exploded. Then I woke up.
User avatar #195 to #193 - Son of a glitch
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Indeed, Ghastly.
User avatar #198 to #195 - pufan
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to stop your bickering,
there seems to be a shadow in the shape of a phallus heading straight through the neck of the baby
User avatar #197 to #192 - TwistedBamboozler
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I wasn't trying to be cool, Nor do I think most people though I was an ass, seeing as I didn't get negative thumbs.

I simply was trying to make a joke that at least someone could enjoy, and you had to start flaming. chill out man.
User avatar #199 to #197 - Son of a glitch
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Well, the joke wasn't funny.
My apologies if you really weren't all that serious about that crap. I'm just tired of douchebags on the internet that say "LOL MY DICK IS BIG AND YOU ARE SMALL I GET LAID ALL THE TIME AND I HAVE TIME FOR THE INTERNET WHY AM I NOT ON MYSPACE BEING GAY"
I'm tired of those faggots.
User avatar #200 to #199 - TwistedBamboozler
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agree, but I never said that. truce?
User avatar #202 to #200 - Son of a glitch
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You were hinting that. But, truce.
#46 to #13 - awesomosaurous **User deleted account**
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no IVF how old are ? six?
#94 to #11 - UnderageOverdose **User deleted account**
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OH GOD WIN!!!! WIN!!!! EPIC ****** WIN!!!!
#24 to #11 - VictimofaviruS
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You sir have won the internet
#97 to #11 - anon id: 8f84aaaa
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dot forget the other 39 year old dick in d ass 8=======o
#21 to #11 - AshesToAshes **User deleted account**
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indubiously
User avatar #38 to #11 - TheConmyster
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**TheConmyster rolls 56,176,483** this is how many interwebz I wish to give you
#48 to #38 - dopoqobThePwner **User deleted account**
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that's it? :s
User avatar #57 to #48 - TheConmyster
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if only I could roll 1000
#113 to #11 - tylertexaslawyer **User deleted account**
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its probablly like an 80 year olds
#114 - numbierwun **User deleted account**
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Meanwhile...in Miley Cyrus's mouth...
User avatar #162 to #114 - emomusicrocks
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SPONGEBOB GET OUT OF THERE!
#40 - JeB **User deleted account**
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take a minute to think.... what if justin beiber knocked miley cyrus up...
imagine the child... it would be like...edward the gay twilight guy/girl thingy
*shiver*
User avatar #41 to #40 - nunfermethx
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(04/06/2010) [-]
girls cant get other girls preggo
User avatar #42 to #41 - Lostdemon
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peggo her eggo
User avatar #44 to #42 - BigMacAttack
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preggo her eggo so yo mekko a faggo called edwardo culleno the secondo
#43 to #41 - JeB **User deleted account**
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yup so true but is miley cyrus a girl :/
she mite have a mangina
#81 to #41 - zhawn
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we've all seen south park; HERMAPHRODITES. I rest my case
User avatar #8 - SexPics
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I SWEAR TO GOD THAT **** MOVED WHEN I SCROLLED DOWN
User avatar #160 to #8 - emomusicrocks
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:O i scrolled down and it dissappeared! it looked like it flew off the top of my comp! IM NOT KIDDING! try it!
#9 to #8 - Panda Pimp **User deleted account**
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Isn't it supposed to...you scrolled down didn't you?
User avatar #10 to #9 - SexPics
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i mean the picture of the baby -_-
i thought it might be a gif but then when i went to save it see its a JPEG
User avatar #23 to #10 - JoeTheRooster
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nice avatar
User avatar #17 to #10 - AwesomeHypernova
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It's a conspiracy!
User avatar #140 - balogan
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meanwhile in another part of miley cyrus,
some 26-year old's dick.
User avatar #141 to #140 - anonymousmember
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you took my avatar
User avatar #146 to #141 - balogan
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well, from what i see...
you're still an anon
User avatar #161 to #146 - emomusicrocks
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anon's avatar is slower XD
User avatar #203 to #161 - anonymousmember
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yeah cause its the original
User avatar #2 - ajonetwo
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why'd she eat him
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User avatar #92 - LunagirlLOL
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The real question is who would bang miley cyrus? Seriously...
#101 to #92 - anon id: c721f235
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My bad!
#122 to #92 - assassian
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*rasies hand along with flip off ur comment* i would **** her....the only way u wouldnt is if ur gay...so i guess u take it in the ass
User avatar #135 to #92 - dickfrog
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i did it
and i was gonna be right by her side
but my mom got scared and said "ur moving with ur auntie and uncle in belaire"
User avatar #95 to #92 - Firenter
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Im sorry to say i would :P
User avatar #118 to #92 - AmusableBman
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*raises hand*
User avatar #119 to #92 - TheUsername
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*raises hand* O_O i..... would.. heh heh?
User avatar #120 to #92 - richardw
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*rasies penis* i ..... would.... FTW
User avatar #124 to #92 - TheRagingKiwi
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GUILTYYYYYYYY
User avatar #123 to #92 - TheVirusSlayer
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Oh, ******* great. I might aswell tell you guys now. I was drunk as **** at a party last month, and i swear to ******* god, there was an absolutly HOTTIE in bed with me. The next morning, I saw Miley Cyrus lying next to me, and there were cumstains on the sheets. Im so ******* sorry I let you guys down. I feel so ashamed. I feel as if I dont deserve respect from my fellow funnyjunkies...
User avatar #93 to #92 - SavaBelle
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Nick Jonas
#115 to #93 - VictimofaviruS
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Frankie Jonas
User avatar #116 to #115 - SavaBelle
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Joe Jonas
and
kevin Jonas
User avatar #204 to #116 - LunagirlLOL
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dont mean to be a bother but i flippin love ur icon =3
User avatar #205 to #204 - SavaBelle
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thank ya!
User avatar #130 to #116 - Acidicsam
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How the **** do you know their names?
User avatar #138 to #130 - switsgar
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google is a useful tool.
User avatar #143 to #138 - Acidicsam
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Might as well be googling blue waffle or lemon party
User avatar #151 to #143 - mrsixinch
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Lemon party?...
User avatar #150 to #143 - Twistolime
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lol ive seen WAAAY worse
User avatar #147 to #143 - switsgar
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I've seen both of them, ugh, sick sadistic **** to even have on the interwebz.
User avatar #169 to #130 - SavaBelle
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gay peopole are easy to remember
and when ur surrounded by babish girls u pick stuff
#96 to #93 - anon id: 9fe47c60
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NOOOOO. nick jonas would NEVERR do that to miley.. hes too good for her (: miley cyrus is a loserrr..,
User avatar #98 to #96 - SquishyHaribo
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GTFO ANON
User avatar #103 to #98 - SavaBelle
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couldnt have said it better
User avatar #107 to #98 - freenoobs
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wait wait wait on second here....i though it was TITS OR GTFO
User avatar #171 to #107 - SavaBelle
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its different if ur an anon
User avatar #131 to #107 - Acidicsam
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Anon dont got no breasticles
User avatar #108 to #96 - zaraki
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that guy above me is completely gay ^
#104 to #96 - SeanMcG **User deleted account**
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**** You Anon
User avatar #102 to #96 - SavaBelle
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like u
#105 to #102 - SeanMcG **User deleted account**
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You beat me to it
User avatar #110 to #105 - disturbdplayer
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J-DOG FTW!!!!
hollywood undead is da beast
#112 to #110 - SeanMcG **User deleted account**
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Dont you know it
User avatar #109 to #105 - SavaBelle
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lol first come first server
#111 to #109 - SeanMcG **User deleted account**
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Yeah Da Serva
#128 to #96 - anon id: 33d7150c
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were is my rake?
User avatar #121 to #92 - mizzylankshizzy
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Dude admit it... everyone would bang Miley Cyrus.
#125 to #121 - laxer
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I wood
User avatar #99 to #92 - insanejon
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GAGA would nail her :)
#127 to #99 - anon id: 33d7150c
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we have a winner!
User avatar #55 - ColdBeing
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F.U. Miley cyrus is hot
User avatar #58 to #55 - Normania
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you forgot to add the not after is....common mistake!!
User avatar #153 to #55 - JezzaClarkson
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Only if she's been torched
User avatar #59 to #55 - Emilyd
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I'm with Dateline NBC. Why don't you have a seat over here?
User avatar #70 to #59 - EternalFenix
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OH ****! CHRIS HANSEN!!!
User avatar #62 to #59 - ColdBeing
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you both need to stfu ur prob nerds
User avatar #84 to #62 - LittleBill
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Shut up, Meg.
#64 to #62 - anon id: 152e7eb9
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did u had 2 riun it this tread could hav been epic >:O