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Sheltered College Freshman Comp.

For all those girls who live in the suite across from you...XD
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Submitted: 02/06/2012
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#24 - munckism (02/07/2012) [-]
Part 2 is up if your interested.

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User avatar #25 to #24 - JCChavez (02/07/2012) [-]
If my interested what?
#26 to #25 - munckism (02/07/2012) [-]
If you liked part 1, click on link to see part 2?

User avatar #27 to #26 - JCChavez (02/07/2012) [-]
I was being sarcastic about your grammar
#28 to #27 - munckism (02/07/2012) [-]
Ahh. Well, its a website for humor, not my resume, so I could really care less. XD. Also sentences usually end in periods.
#22 - tdm (02/07/2012) [-]
I can relate more than I would like to.
User avatar #21 - suikerpapa (02/07/2012) [-]
nice joran van der sloot reference at the end there
#20 - blayneket (02/07/2012) [-]
I fucking love these. MOAR!
I fucking love these. MOAR!
#23 to #20 - munckism (02/07/2012) [-]
Absolutely because you asked so nicely!
User avatar #19 - britz (02/07/2012) [-]
The last one made me LOL.
#16 - Spikeydeath (02/07/2012) [-]
she looks like a bitch
#15 - TwistedPizzaDude (02/07/2012) [-]
"grinds up on your crotch on the dance floor all night long"

sheltered?
User avatar #9 - somefuckingguy ONLINE (02/07/2012) [-]
I'm probably going to sound like a retard here but, alcohol isn't a drug? I know it fucks up lives and all that, so it's worse than most drugs, but everyone I know classes alcohol and drugs as two different things...
User avatar #11 to #9 - gemnesys (02/07/2012) [-]
So because everyone else says it isn't, means it's true?
User avatar #12 to #11 - somefuckingguy ONLINE (02/07/2012) [-]
Well no obviously, but this is one person compared to everyone else in my life who has said it. But this person made me question if it was or if it wasn't. That's why I asked.
User avatar #13 to #12 - gemnesys (02/07/2012) [-]
What do you mean with 'this person'?
User avatar #14 to #13 - somefuckingguy ONLINE (02/07/2012) [-]
The person that posted this comp is the only person who's said to me that alcohol is a drug.
#8 - neoexdeath ONLINE (02/07/2012) [-]
inmates? At my pup's school? Please, a few cross burning's sorted that right out
User avatar #10 to #8 - herecomesjohnny (02/07/2012) [-]
"my pup's school" LOL
#6 - pava (02/07/2012) [-]
Saying alcohol is a drug, is like saying oxygen is a drug.

I don't care if people smoke, but in my dorm I've seen one person quit school because of alcohol, and countless people have quit school because of excessive use of cannabis.
User avatar #17 to #6 - owenevr ONLINE (02/07/2012) [-]
Ethanol or drinking alcohol, is a volatile, flammable, colorless liquid. It is a psychoactive drug and one of the oldest recreational drugs.
#32 to #17 - pava (02/08/2012) [-]
In the widest definition everything is basically a drug, but I do not deny that you can develop a dependence on alcohol. I'm just tired of people justifying their smoking habits with the omnipresent dangers of alcohol.
User avatar #33 to #32 - owenevr ONLINE (02/08/2012) [-]
Maybe it's the fact that have a basic knowledge of science but ALCOHOL IS A DRUG!
#7 to #6 - anonymous (02/07/2012) [-]
is dis nigga srs
#3 - atinus (02/07/2012) [-]
User avatar #4 to #3 - Scorpionjak (02/07/2012) [-]
I recently watched Hot Fuzz
It's my favorite movie of all time now.
#2 - uppercasename (02/07/2012) [-]
i let my girl dance with any guy she wants... in return i can dance with any girl i want... and we do it at the same party. but when slow dance comes on we go to the "bathroom"
User avatar #5 to #2 - bloodisredsweat (02/07/2012) [-]
i dont care, my girl rubs her ass on anyones dick but mine, somebodies getting fucked up, and somebodies getting left.
#1 - Mebeshe (02/07/2012) [-]
The third is my niece. She's gotten into Master's College, and she wants to be a housewife.
User avatar #18 to #1 - mhden (02/07/2012) [-]
a housewife ... of a rich dude
User avatar #31 to #18 - Mebeshe (02/07/2012) [-]
More like of a Pastor. She's a bible thumper.
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