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User avatar #2 - bananaboy
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(02/05/2012) [-]
dubs decide my facebook statues
#226 to #2 - yankadoodleshit
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#207 to #2 - supersmellyonion
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(02/06/2012) [-]
singles chooses mine
User avatar #234 to #207 - LemonNADE
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(02/06/2012) [-]
**LemonNADE rolls 3** I'm so tired of blacks and mexicans running around with their gangs, ******* pieces of trash. They're all so mad probably just cause they're on welfare and live in a ghetto with their 'baby mamaz yo" go eat som fried chicken and die you ******* worthless inmates god damn.


NOW DO IT Lamar SmithGOT
#240 to #234 - supersmellyonion
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(02/06/2012) [-]
OP delivers
#242 to #240 - LemonNADE
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You are godly.
User avatar #252 to #242 - supersmellyonion
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cheers bro
#193 to #2 - lolimpro
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#182 to #2 - pitos
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(02/06/2012) [-]
**pitos rolls 83**   
imagine if women had asses for heads. As if they don't talk enough **** already.
**pitos rolls 83**
imagine if women had asses for heads. As if they don't talk enough **** already.
#177 to #2 - jrdnlws
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#175 to #2 - spicyballsack
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#149 to #2 - anon id: 2b480dff
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(02/06/2012) [-]
**anonymous rolls 30** i fukken' love mashed potatoes
User avatar #99 to #2 - nonnotitiapono
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(02/06/2012) [-]
**nonnotitiapono rolls 71** inmates
#69 to #2 - thehooded **User deleted account**
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#58 to #2 - AnthraxNapkin
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User avatar #55 to #2 - ministerforbes
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(02/06/2012) [-]
**ministerforbes rolls 01** and what does a man have, but to gingerly twiddle his cack within the courtship of his crew? and the one-winged child who jests upon him, and says "thou art the maiden you seek, for you are the one man you will ever need, my child" and wave of lullabicious laxity are one to commune to. My son, be one with the vaginal artistry of a shrew, and begone with her cavern winds
User avatar #13 to #2 - daveyiscool
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(02/06/2012) [-]
**daveyiscool rolls 66**

inmate.
User avatar #23 to #13 - AnthraxNapkin
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(02/06/2012) [-]
Holy n­iggers, nice dubs.
User avatar #14 to #13 - daveyiscool
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(02/06/2012) [-]
*****.r ^OH PEEmust deliver

#17 to #14 - anon id: 07cafca8
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(02/06/2012) [-]
too late, anon below got it first
User avatar #18 to #17 - daveyiscool
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(02/06/2012) [-]
but everyone has heard that before.. this would be better. or even the guy below me would be better. come on OP, pick one of these two if not both :\

#19 to #18 - kozyshack
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(02/06/2012) [-]
I like thedarkbacons more
User avatar #20 to #19 - daveyiscool
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(02/06/2012) [-]
it is good, but mines much shorter and more to the point. i like to keep the fb statuses simple and classy.

#10 to #2 - thedarkbacon
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(02/06/2012) [-]
**thedarkbacon rolls 99** Love as large as brontosaurus, passion like a bleeding walrus. Our love is real it's no mirage, want to lock you in my garage. Climb upon my trusty steed, Later you will taste my seed. This heart of mine is yours to capture, from now until velocirapture. I wield my passion like an ax, it's warm and gooey just like wax. You can not tame such juicy lust, can you withstand my manly musk. Roses are red, Violets are blue, I must eat yogurt off of you. Just know that I can never hold back, that might be why i smoked crack.
#261 to #10 - headphoneabuse **User deleted account**
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User avatar #449 to #261 - thedarkbacon
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(02/07/2012) [-]
Dance of the Manwhore. By SexualLobster
#248 to #10 - dalgaard
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(02/06/2012) [-]
SexualLobster FTW xD - I love his work. Brilliant!
#54 to #10 - ministerforbes
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(02/06/2012) [-]
That....that was beautiful
#39 to #10 - bananaboy
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op delivers
User avatar #448 to #39 - thedarkbacon
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(02/07/2012) [-]
YES!!! AMAZING!! PLEASE DEAR GOD SHOW ME HOW EVERYBODY RESPONDED!!
User avatar #450 to #448 - bananaboy
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(02/07/2012) [-]
im sorry to say that i only got a handful of likes and no comments probably because i posted it around the time of the super bowl im sorry i let you down
User avatar #451 to #450 - thedarkbacon
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(02/07/2012) [-]
AAAAWWWWW.....whatever...it's okay...i practically lost my balls when those dubs popped up haha
User avatar #179 to #39 - sgently
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(02/06/2012) [-]
WE MUST SEE COMMENTS ON STATUS
User avatar #116 to #39 - daveyiscool
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(02/06/2012) [-]
OP delivered! :D
#15 to #10 - kennyroks
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(02/06/2012) [-]
OH GOD WHAT HAVE YOU DONE?!?!
OH GOD WHAT HAVE YOU DONE?!?!
User avatar #16 to #15 - thedarkbacon
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I have begun to educate this man and all his friends....and FJ cuz i posted a link to it as contenet...its in there somewhere with -3 toenail clippings
User avatar #11 to #10 - thedarkbacon
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(02/06/2012) [-]
HA!! PICS!! DELIIVER!
#8 to #2 - anon id: bf3a5e44
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**anonymous rolls 88**
Don't trust anything that bleeds for 5 days and doesn't die
#115 to #8 - lovecerealguy
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#12 to #8 - bananaboy
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(02/06/2012) [-]
op delivers
User avatar #9 to #8 - commenteer
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(02/06/2012) [-]
**commenteer rolls 38**
I see the dubs.
User avatar #6 to #2 - winsauceiswin
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(02/06/2012) [-]
**winsauceiswin rolls 05** just masturbated to a picture of you mom. *whispers* it's all for you mother.


[must tag your mom's name in place of "mom"]
#5 to #2 - anon id: 3a7aae74
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(02/06/2012) [-]
**anonymous rolls 82** lms for me taking it in the butt!!
User avatar #4 to #2 - birdflu
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(02/06/2012) [-]
**birdflu rolls 34** is anal going to make me bleed everytime?
User avatar #3 to #2 - Aleafe
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(02/05/2012) [-]
**Aleafe rolls 48** Oh squiggly line in my own eye fluid,
I do indeed perceive your decision
lurking and lingering like a druid
in the periphery of my vision.
But when I attempt to gaze upon you,
you become afraid and scurry away.
“Are you shy?” is my inquiry to chew.
At the hour when I no attention pay,
and my mind to another thought does fly…
I must admit it makes me most distraught
that only then do you come to my eye
and in the very center pop a squat.
I suppose my sadness must needs depart;
Upon you my forgiveness I impart.
Stewie Griffin