Bitch Please. My ball python Zeus. he never leaves me alone when im on the computer . today, I was perusing this wonderful website, when I see this. And all I c Snake computer Xbox because Fuckyou
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> hey anon, wanna give your opinion?
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#59 - zealexmeister
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Try to **** with a bear!
User avatar #60 to #59 - redwolfradolf
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?

#608 to #60 - zealexmeister
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lol you were first comment, see what has become of this?
User avatar #609 to #608 - redwolfradolf
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I havent been here in so long,
I never asked for this.....
#62 to #59 - bbolt [OP]
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#353 to #59 - sammyjankiis
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#69 to #59 - Utkezabanje
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#71 to #69 - zealexmeister
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i just realized i put "to".........Uh, i mean it was clever planning
#72 to #71 - Utkezabanje
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#75 to #72 - lookamoose
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you deserve all the internets
#77 to #75 - zealexmeister
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he does
#73 to #72 - zealexmeister
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try to bear with a ****
#81 to #73 - Utkezabanje
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#90 to #81 - zealexmeister
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This ******* guy
#97 to #90 - Utkezabanje
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#98 to #97 - zealexmeister
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#605 to #98 - mrkek
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#92 to #90 - Utkezabanje
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#101 to #92 - zealexmeister
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you sir, just got a sub
#104 to #101 - Utkezabanje
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User avatar #107 to #104 - sebbiechan
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Has anyone ever been far as decided to use even go want to look more like?
User avatar #110 to #107 - Utkezabanje
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I don't has anyone yet to even as come look for ?
User avatar #111 to #110 - sebbiechan
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But if you stick a straw and pebbl hadnt dropped go what more like?
User avatar #113 to #111 - Utkezabanje
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You got me there, but... What is faster or train?
User avatar #118 to #113 - sebbiechan
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If speed have that way then fast has train
User avatar #125 to #118 - Utkezabanje
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Word.
#120 to #104 - zealexmeister
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i knew you would "pull that ****"
#124 to #120 - Utkezabanje
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The comment was asking for it. :P
#607 to #124 - kinggkinggk
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User avatar #332 to #124 - ilovehitler
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Why would you take your time to do all this crap?
#437 to #332 - anon id: 3c23fcfa
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Why can't you shut your whore mouth up?
User avatar #512 to #437 - ilovehitler
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*sigh* I was hoping for another drawing portraying words. Guess not.
#236 to #69 - averagebill
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#618 to #69 - zealexmeister
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i still laugh every time i see these, bravo
User avatar #487 to #69 - yankadoodleshit
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I like you.
#606 to #487 - Utkezabanje
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Thanks! Have this cute gif. :)
Thanks! Have this cute gif. :)
#451 to #69 - anon id: efa10da3
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I'm just a anon, but man do I wish I could sub you.. I don't think I have ever laughed this much on FJ.
#5 - comradegeneral
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Thats ******* badass dude.
#450 to #5 - xxxherfaultxxx
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might want to use this one from now on, no ****** site we should ignore watermark
#537 to #450 - comradegeneral
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Thanks bro.
#199 - elitezombiee
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my snake is always out when I'm on my computer too
#218 to #199 - fuzzy lumpkins
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#203 to #199 - bbolt [OP]
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#85 - atonofcheese
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At least you don't have a ninja sat on your keyboard, I can't seem to make him go away.
#46 - McorncakeM
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I'm a snaaaaaaaaaaaaake
I'm a snaaaaaaaaaaaaake
#286 - CityKid
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Hey that's me in the first pic :-)
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**undeaddragon rolls 09**
so u are. dubs for you
#179 - misterducklumps
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You have some strange sex toys...
#183 to #179 - purplepotatoe
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Oh I get it.
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#191 to #187 - mogolliz
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THIS TRHEAD JUST BECOME A RAPE TRHEAD
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User avatar #523 - vermillionbobcat
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A couple of years ago I had a pet ball python. Great pets. In my room I'd just let him loose and do whatever the **** he wanted but only when I was in there. I was sleeping and I woke up in the middle of the night with snake **** all over my chest and the snake coiled up on my stomach chillin like it wasn't ralph that did it. The **** was white and had the consistency of yogurt, didn't taste like it. Ralph was the snakes name. Months went by and one day ralph went in the ventilation and I never saw it again. Some of my family suggest it lives off of whatever it can find to eat and can sometimes hear loud thuds from when ralph is falling from floor to floor in the vents and walls and such. Either he's lost in an endless maze just trying to get back in his home or prefers it where he is now. Reminds me of The Matrix when Neo and Morpheus and friends were hiding in the walls and the agent punches through the wall and grabs somebody. I thought about doing that but it's been years since I've been home. Ralph is probably a decayed corpse by now, lying just above my vent, so close to the end but gave up. Ralph is a trooper that's for certain. No other animals are persistent than snakes are. They get what they want. But sometimes.. they cant always get what they want...they cant always get what they want...but if they try sometimes..they get what they need!!!
#558 to #523 - anon id: 8529605d
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so?
#532 to #523 - jackbo
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#530 to #523 - hasselaar
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Wait I just read it.... "The **** was white and had the consistency of yogurt, didnt taste like it. Wut?
Wait I just read it.... "The **** was white and had the consistency of yogurt, didnt taste like it. Wut?
#565 to #530 - cdula
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User avatar #529 to #525 - vermillionbobcat
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**vermillionbobcat rolls 13,787,855** how 'bout you read these octs
#170 - regret
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snakes ain't got **** on foxes
#212 to #170 - chewythewolftwo
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I ******* love foxes and I hope that someday I have the means to adopt a domesticated one
I ******* love foxes and I hope that someday I have the means to adopt a domesticated one