Bitch Please. My ball python Zeus. he never leaves me alone when im on the computer . today, I was perusing this wonderful website, when I see this. And all I c
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My ball python Zeus. he never leaves me alone when im on the computer

today, I was perusing this
wonderful website, when I see this.
And all I could think was...
lull?
...
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Submitted: 02/05/2012
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#599 - mightymortician (02/06/2012) [-]
Hey guys this is my pet rock Jimbo. Hes quite a simple rock, however we do have some great times. Like right now as I am typing he is trying to get onto myekkylemy;lamy. Sorry that was the rock, better leave it there cause its cute ^^. But yeah, and its cool cause he can stay in my backpack when we use to go to school and stuff. Hes great, you should definently get one! I am scared of the die he finally keels over and dies. His favorite tv show is Supernatural. We both love it cause we're so much alike haha. He'll be needing his hair cut soon, it is getting a little bit too long. But when i talk to him I feel like he is the only one that understands me. I love that about him. Rocks are very smart creatures , you guys should definently get one!
#597 - yummyyammaz (02/06/2012) [-]
My bearded dragon insists that this the the ultimate place to sleep... >_>
Bitch be all up in my FunnyJunk...
#595 - anonymous (02/06/2012) [-]
Bitch plz!
#589 - usernametrolled (02/06/2012) [-]
**usernametrolled rolled a random image posted in comment #98 at conspiracy ** <-- What is on my computer
User avatar #586 - chutiyafj (02/06/2012) [-]
sexy.. ******* sexy.
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#585 - unrealsurfer Comment deleted by bbolt [-]
#598 to #585 - goodpotato (02/06/2012) [-]
**goodpotato rolls 09**

Dick butt picture
User avatar #594 to #585 - MaDxCHRoNiiKz (02/06/2012) [-]
**MaDxCHRoNiiKz rolls 87** the cast of glee
User avatar #593 to #585 - nomorenames (02/06/2012) [-]
**nomorenames rolls 35**
#591 to #585 - darkserebii (02/06/2012) [-]
**darkserebii rolls 91** Rollan.
#584 - cantaloupe (02/06/2012) [-]
**cantaloupe rolled a random image posted in comment #1026 at Riddle ** <-- My pet
User avatar #583 - InspectorGadget (02/06/2012) [-]
I guess he just wanted to play snake.


MAAAAAAAAAAAAYBEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
User avatar #580 - idiomis (02/06/2012) [-]
**idiomis rolls 2,991** if quads the snake will beat you at x-box.
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#576 - anonymous (02/06/2012) [-]
*roll pciture*
User avatar #577 to #576 - mrparkinglot (02/06/2012) [-]
*roll image*
#578 to #577 - mrparkinglot (02/06/2012) [-]
**mrparkinglot rolled a random image posted in comment #1905927 at FJ Pony Thread **
User avatar #572 - krakarot (02/06/2012) [-]
Question. Where the **** did you get an orange xbox controller?
#581 to #572 - anonymous (02/06/2012) [-]
its the red resident evil control.
User avatar #569 - beanizarchie (02/06/2012) [-]
I've always wanted a snake, but never had one, I'm quite determined that I will have one, someday :D
#568 - madjackwack (02/06/2012) [-]
**madjackwack rolled a random image posted in comment #104 at Scumbag (Lamar) Smith 2. ** what crawls over my laptop.
User avatar #567 - thedutchs (02/06/2012) [-]
Cute snake :3
#563 - musicbook (02/06/2012) [-]
**musicbook rolled a random image posted in comment #59 at Awkward Brother Story 3 ** What i deal with when i'm on the computer
#562 - harrydafag (02/06/2012) [-]
i dont own a snake.
#564 to #562 - musicbook (02/06/2012) [-]
**musicbook rolled a random image posted in comment #99 at Title ** take this
#561 - cdula (02/06/2012) [-]
How do you get your snake to NOT bite you? Mine bites me to much. It sucks.
#574 to #561 - theturtletrolley ONLINE (02/06/2012) [-]
I have very tough fingers because i play guitar and have done for a while and one day my snake tried to bite me but she couldn't even pierce the skin and since then she's never bit anyone else.
User avatar #571 to #561 - krakarot (02/06/2012) [-]
Every animal has a personality. Yours is just a dick. When I was a kid, my friend had a ball python and it never bit either of us.
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