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Submitted: 02/05/2012
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User avatar #62 - Loppytaffy (02/06/2012) [-]
Last night I hid under a cardboard box and shalked around the house. It took about half an hour for me to realise that that would be what a low budget Metal Gear Solid movie would be like.
I also lifted it slightly and clawed at peoples' feet when they walked past...because cats are awesome.
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#61 - imnotcool (02/06/2012) [-]
Does this mean no more floating candles?
Does this mean no more floating candles?

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#60 - newguysilver **User deleted account** (02/06/2012) [-]
**newguysilver rolled a random image posted in comment #469 at Every. Presentation. Ever. **
**newguysilver rolled a random image posted in comment #469 at Every. Presentation. Ever. **
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#59 - lcarnage ONLINE (02/06/2012) [-]
**lcarnage rolled a random image posted in comment #4 at Mfw 2012 ** My delivery service
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#57 - rjgnal (02/06/2012) [-]
mfw my owl came in
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#58 to #57 - rjgnal (02/06/2012) [-]
hfw mfw
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#56 - rrenierr (02/06/2012) [-]
What if hogwards has already sent you tons of letters

but your parents burned them?
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#54 - mcquiston (02/06/2012) [-]
I see the similarities....
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#51 - newguysilver **User deleted account** (02/06/2012) [-]
**newguysilver rolled a random image posted in comment #1785890 at FJ Pony Thread **
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User avatar #43 - kargale (02/06/2012) [-]
thought it said "buggery cuts"
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User avatar #14 - iliekcereal ONLINE (02/06/2012) [-]
Thinking about possibly asking out a girl I know in this way. (we are both huge Harry Potter fans)
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#52 to #14 - anonymous (02/06/2012) [-]
Hey bro,if you need advice message me
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User avatar #65 to #52 - iliekcereal ONLINE (02/07/2012) [-]
but... you're an anon
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User avatar #47 to #14 - dragontamers (02/06/2012) [-]
do it do it do it do it do it do it do it do it do it do it do it
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User avatar #67 to #47 - iliekcereal ONLINE (02/07/2012) [-]
I wanna...
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User avatar #68 to #67 - dragontamers (02/07/2012) [-]
then do it
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User avatar #70 to #68 - iliekcereal ONLINE (02/07/2012) [-]
friendzone :/
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#71 to #70 - dragontamers (02/07/2012) [-]
should of saw that coming
should of saw that coming
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#39 to #14 - strangelybrown (02/06/2012) [-]
Do it man :)
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User avatar #40 to #39 - iliekcereal ONLINE (02/06/2012) [-]
idk....
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User avatar #15 to #14 - ohsogipper (02/06/2012) [-]
Fucking do it Bro.
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User avatar #16 to #15 - iliekcereal ONLINE (02/06/2012) [-]
I'm soooo fucking friendzoned though....
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User avatar #66 to #49 - iliekcereal ONLINE (02/07/2012) [-]
:/
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User avatar #17 to #16 - ohsogipper (02/06/2012) [-]
Then seduce her first.
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User avatar #18 to #17 - iliekcereal ONLINE (02/06/2012) [-]
How do I do that?
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User avatar #19 to #18 - ohsogipper (02/06/2012) [-]
Well, if porn has taught me anything, you compliment her on her boobs, and how amazing they are. Also, make sure that she can see that she is giving you a boner.
The trap is set.
The rest is up to you, but it should involve bringing her to orgasm. In her limp and weakened state, while her mind is on your man muscle, shoot that fucking owl balloon right at her.
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User avatar #20 to #19 - iliekcereal ONLINE (02/06/2012) [-]
hmmmm. I like that idea. A lot. Too bad it will never work. :/
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User avatar #21 to #20 - ohsogipper (02/06/2012) [-]
Why? Are you an ass man?
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User avatar #22 to #21 - iliekcereal ONLINE (02/06/2012) [-]
I just don't feel that is the right way to get this particular girl. Thanks for the help though
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User avatar #23 to #22 - ohsogipper (02/06/2012) [-]
She must be the 1%, because it works in almost all porn.
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User avatar #64 to #23 - imnotcool (02/06/2012) [-]
The Great White Buffalo....
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User avatar #24 to #23 - iliekcereal ONLINE (02/06/2012) [-]
I think I'm gonna need to give her a massage first or be a firefighter and save her from a pretend fire. That normally works if all else fails.
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User avatar #25 to #24 - ohsogipper (02/06/2012) [-]
flawless sounding plan.
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User avatar #26 to #25 - iliekcereal ONLINE (02/06/2012) [-]
I think I'm gonna do that.
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User avatar #29 to #26 - handsoap (02/06/2012) [-]
sack
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User avatar #30 to #29 - iliekcereal ONLINE (02/06/2012) [-]
wat
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User avatar #33 to #30 - handsoap (02/06/2012) [-]
thnx
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User avatar #34 to #33 - iliekcereal ONLINE (02/06/2012) [-]
I don't even
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User avatar #35 to #34 - handsoap (02/06/2012) [-]
;d
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User avatar #36 to #35 - iliekcereal ONLINE (02/06/2012) [-]
???
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User avatar #37 to #36 - handsoap (02/06/2012) [-]
y u so confused? hm?
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User avatar #38 to #37 - iliekcereal ONLINE (02/06/2012) [-]
y u no explain? hm?
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User avatar #31 to #27 - handsoap (02/06/2012) [-]
lawl
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User avatar #28 to #27 - iliekcereal ONLINE (02/06/2012) [-]
truer words have never been spoken
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User avatar #13 - ziirak (02/06/2012) [-]
Want to know why? because they wasted all their money on sending harry like 500 of the stupid things!
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User avatar #48 to #13 - weapsycho (02/06/2012) [-]
god damned chosen one so shut up...

and mind you the content is pinpointing to the owl(that is if you havent noticed) and the owls return to the owlery / to the owner after a delivery...


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User avatar #11 - AnthraxNapkin (02/06/2012) [-]
Made me lol. toenail clipping for you!
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User avatar #12 to #11 - AnthraxNapkin (02/06/2012) [-]
Dumb word filter, I meant t­humb.
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User avatar #42 to #12 - supermandan (02/06/2012) [-]
How do you get around the word filters? I've heard if you press Alt + something in between a word it creates an invisible character.
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User avatar #44 to #42 - AnthraxNapkin (02/06/2012) [-]
Alt and 0173 (use your number-pad)
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User avatar #45 to #44 - supermandan (02/06/2012) [-]
Thank you.
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#10 - popcornisland (02/06/2012) [-]
This made me laugh good job
This made me laugh good job
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User avatar #9 - ohcrapitsjersey (02/06/2012) [-]
Fucking PETA.
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#50 to #9 - traveller (02/06/2012) [-]
ITT: we make each other laugh with shit.
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#8 - anonymous (02/06/2012) [-]
My new favorite FJ of all time.
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#7 - Nickdowgg ONLINE (02/06/2012) [-]
Comment Picture

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#6 - milkmyoneudder (02/06/2012) [-]
Winguardium Leviosa that shit
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#5 - sebbiechan (02/06/2012) [-]
Cool
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