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short Scumbag DNA comp

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Submitted: 02/05/2012
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#208 - karotin (04/04/2012) [-]
me:
has everything good in her.
is evil.
User avatar #195 - amarinth (02/07/2012) [-]
yeah that first one hits home
oh well...I still managed to find an amazing girl and settle down, get married and have a son...so there is hope for my fellow hobbits....don't give up
User avatar #187 - nukinzerambo (02/06/2012) [-]
Nope Im pretty sure I am not that smart...
im Fat
I have acne
im 19
I am shy when Im around people I dont know

I was the fastest sperm... how?
#186 - zepi (02/06/2012) [-]
MFW most of this things is not determined by DNA
#194 to #186 - amarinth (02/07/2012) [-]
mfw everything about your appearance and even some of your habits are affected by your genetic code i.e. DNA


User avatar #203 to #194 - zepi (02/08/2012) [-]
DNA does not make you clinical depressed, and your height is more affected by your diet than it is by your DNA, that's why, mostly in Europe, the cildren are taller then their parentes, the food quality is better now
User avatar #204 to #203 - amarinth (02/08/2012) [-]
DNA affect's your body's reactions to everything

every single thing your body does is affected by your genetic code, THAT's why some kids grow taller on the same diet as other kids who don't grow as much

that's why some people are more likely to be clinically depressed with the same lifestyle as others, granted clinical depression is more of a psychological issue than a physical one, but even though patterns and brain waves can be affected by your genes

everything you are, especially your physical appearance, is because of your genes, they are the little molecules that define your every feature and more
User avatar #206 to #204 - zepi (02/08/2012) [-]
dude, you don't have to explain me what's DNA, I aced genetics in highschool, and that is probably what I'll follow in college, and that is way I'm saying that not all of those things are affected by DNA, like you said some people are MORE LIKELY to have depressions, it does not mean they'll have them, so yeah, I guess tehre is nothing more to say
User avatar #207 to #206 - zepi (02/08/2012) [-]
*there is
User avatar #205 to #204 - amarinth (02/08/2012) [-]
thought* patterns
#183 - mazlum (02/06/2012) [-]
>19 Years old
>1,88m tall
>Attractiv-ish
>Not a Genius but not retarded either
>Good Social skills, not Shy or anything


>almost bald.
#185 to #183 - mankey (02/06/2012) [-]
You'll be fine.
#174 - thepsycho (02/06/2012) [-]
Academical level = Average
Logical level = High as fuck
Fell into depression 2 times and about to be the 3rd

MFW
User avatar #172 - AnAnon (02/06/2012) [-]
Fuuuuuuuu~
#171 - anonymous (02/06/2012) [-]
5'4
overweight
ginger
not to intellegent and going to a school/therapy center rolled into one...
wtf happend with my DNA?
#163 - SoundWave (02/06/2012) [-]
Holy shit this comp is amazing
make more please !
#162 - anonymous (02/06/2012) [-]
Already shy, quiet, on the short side, and skinny? Here, have the bald recessive gene to top it off. You'll be a real lady killer.
#161 - blargtastic (02/06/2012) [-]
Happiness in intelligent people is the rarest thing I know. We should know... we see all the stupid shit that people do.
Happiness in intelligent people is the rarest thing I know. We should know... we see all the stupid shit that people do.
User avatar #196 to #161 - amarinth (02/07/2012) [-]
It's true...and we're so damn bored all the time
#197 to #196 - blargtastic (02/07/2012) [-]
*nods in agreement*
#158 - oversoul (02/06/2012) [-]
**oversoul rolls 66**
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User avatar #153 - dafuquing (02/06/2012) [-]
6'2", sexy, and i have plenty of the ladies. problem?

User avatar #176 to #165 - dafuquing (02/06/2012) [-]
Actually i havent played sports since tee ball in 1st grade thank you. I am running three AP classes right now and i have all As and Bs. Being humble was never a strong point for me. I think someone is jelly
#160 to #153 - cloudshadowevil (02/06/2012) [-]
You forgot to include modesty as one of ur many wonderful traits.
#149 - alleksi ONLINE (02/06/2012) [-]
Dear FJ

even though your classmates are batshit retarded, doesn't mean that you are a genious
User avatar #152 to #149 - retardedtriforce ONLINE (02/06/2012) [-]
Genius* you batshit retard
User avatar #155 to #152 - alleksi ONLINE (02/06/2012) [-]
sorry for making a typo and not being a native english speaker.


User avatar #198 to #155 - amarinth (02/07/2012) [-]
in an age when everything can be spellchecked, that's not really an excuse
User avatar #200 to #198 - alleksi ONLINE (02/08/2012) [-]
I've disabled my spellchecker from my browser, I should probably turn it back on even though I don't really care about typos when writing on a web page meant for pictures, and not grammar.
User avatar #202 to #200 - amarinth (02/08/2012) [-]
eh fair enough
#147 - ryderjamesbudde (02/06/2012) [-]
Almost everything up there can be caused by things other than DNA... you know, except being a ginger.
+2
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User avatar #142 - fishyxander ONLINE (02/06/2012) [-]
DNA doesn't dertermine personality...
User avatar #170 to #142 - blargtastic (02/06/2012) [-]
It does, to an extent; however, debating further and we will breach the nature vs. nurture debate that leading scientists have yet to resolve.
#140 - rainbowshurburt (02/06/2012) [-]
I aint mad im a ginger, i iz embracin it! :D
#135 - fitu (02/06/2012) [-]
MFW I'm just 173 cm (for amerifats 5'8'')
#151 to #135 - deathzor ONLINE (02/06/2012) [-]
>5'11"
>mfw
User avatar #146 to #135 - codexfoxx (02/06/2012) [-]
this would make more sense if we knew your age
#175 to #146 - Xepheros ONLINE (02/06/2012) [-]
18, 176cm. Seems pretty average. I don't really understand why anyone would want to be taller than 175 to begin with.
User avatar #179 to #175 - codexfoxx (02/06/2012) [-]
ok... i'm 15 and i'm 180
User avatar #138 to #135 - derpandle (02/06/2012) [-]
we're the same height...
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