If you wont read it too bad.
A man walks into a pharmacy and wanders up s down
The sales girl notices him and asks him it she can help
He answers that he is looking for a box of tampons for
She directs hlm down the correct aisle.
A few minutes later, he deposits a huge bag of cotton
balls and a ball of string on the counter.
She says, confused. 'Sir, I thought you were looking for
some tampons for your wife?
He answers, 'You see, it' s like this, yesterday, I sent my
wife to the store
to get me a carton of cigarettes. and she came back with
a tin of tobacco
and some rolling papers; cause "it' s
So, I figure if I have to roll my own M......... so does she.