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It can't be that poisonous

IT CAN'T BE TO POISONOUS!!
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Submitted: 02/04/2012
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#231 - amarinth (02/07/2012) [-]
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#229 - anonymous (02/05/2012) [-]
**anonymous rolled user mlphentailover ** this guy is doomed to fight it
User avatar #221 - Warzonebeta (02/05/2012) [-]
Whenever I see a spider picture I always tuck my legs in as close as I can...
#220 - lolmasterx ONLINE (02/05/2012) [-]
User avatar #224 to #220 - mckraken ONLINE (02/05/2012) [-]
lol IDK what I would do if I saw a spider that big!!!
User avatar #219 - sobkxcutiex ONLINE (02/05/2012) [-]
You know what would be even scarier a giant butterfly those things scare the shit out of me =[ last halloween my friend dressed up like one and chased me around the neighborhood

#217 - billdelfuego (02/05/2012) [-]
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#213 - elrid (02/05/2012) [-]
**elrid rolled a random image posted in comment #95 at Long SOPA post is long. **

What i kill the spider with
#215 to #213 - creepshow (02/05/2012) [-]
how?
#210 - boobsmakemehappyy (02/05/2012) [-]
i don't give a shit if it isn't poisonous, it scares the crap outta me D:

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User avatar #208 - mckraken ONLINE (02/05/2012) [-]
Omg I love all the comments.. so funny XD XD
User avatar #207 - lolwatthe ONLINE (02/05/2012) [-]
Actually isn't it animals that cannot kill with brute force or intelligence use poison? so if i am correct that beast would not be poisonous/venomous because it could rip your throat out or head off depending on your size.
User avatar #212 to #207 - blargmode ONLINE (02/05/2012) [-]
Well that's... reassuring

I feel much safer now
#214 to #212 - lolwatthe ONLINE (02/05/2012) [-]
**lolwatthe rolled a random image posted in comment #2461 at Funnyjunk social thread ** you may be able to fend it off with this.
User avatar #216 to #214 - blargmode ONLINE (02/05/2012) [-]
Use cute girl to fend of spider? I'm doomed for sure.
#218 to #216 - lolwatthe ONLINE (02/05/2012) [-]
**lolwatthe rolled a random image posted in comment #12 at How could I forget ** When the beast is eating her you can either beat it with this or run away
User avatar #222 to #218 - blargmode ONLINE (02/05/2012) [-]
What!? The spider gets to do nasty things with her but not me? Fuck this I'm outa' here. Mr Super airplane guide can do his shit alone
User avatar #223 to #222 - lolwatthe ONLINE (02/05/2012) [-]
Well after the spider tires you may get your shot... or if the guy manages to beat the spider off you could club him.
#206 - anonymous (02/05/2012) [-]
#205 - bilsonfc (02/05/2012) [-]
bitch please
#209 to #205 - anonymous (02/05/2012) [-]
Fucker!! Beat me to it!

I concede, great minds think alike, toenail clipping for you :)
#204 - hereholdmyoranges **User deleted account** (02/05/2012) [-]
Spider fun facts:   
-Spider's are not poisonous, but venomous. Ingesting Venom will not hurt you.   
-All but two small families of spiders have venom glands.   
-YOU CAN be bitten by a daddy longlegs. You won't die.   
-Only around 25 of the about 50,000 know species of spider can cause illness in humans(that's 1/20th of 1%)
Spider fun facts:
-Spider's are not poisonous, but venomous. Ingesting Venom will not hurt you.
-All but two small families of spiders have venom glands.
-YOU CAN be bitten by a daddy longlegs. You won't die.
-Only around 25 of the about 50,000 know species of spider can cause illness in humans(that's 1/20th of 1%)
#203 - gypsumrose (02/05/2012) [-]
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#201 - anonymous (02/05/2012) [-]
drown the bitch, shut the drain and door turn on water and wait,
if it evolves and grows gills your fucked
#199 - anonymous (02/05/2012) [-]
Big deal.
User avatar #193 - funnyfuuuuuu (02/05/2012) [-]
Spiders aren't poisonous, they're venomous. The difference between poison and venom is that venom could be consumed orally with no ill effects while poison cannot.
User avatar #192 - lanstar (02/05/2012) [-]
big spiders normally aren't poisonous..
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