I dont get it

**arweenk rolls 661**

Well did you considered she got mad because you
didn't noticed her moustache before, even though
she trimmed it nicely every day just for you?

**xspacemanx rolls 77**

>in class
>pretty girl asks me why i dont shave my goatee and 'tash off
>i reply with "i was thinking of asking you the same"
>throws up her hand to slap me
>i dodge her hand and grab her boob
>teacher sees me and gasps in shock
>i quickly put my hand in the girl's bag and pull out the first thing i find
>i throw it at the teacher and a dildo smacks her on the face
>everyone realises that i pulled out a dildo from her bag
>inspector arrives and opens the door
>jumps on the floor
>everybody walked the dinosaur

Thiieeves, filthy thiiieeves!

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It's a trap!

I love mustaches!

Mustache?

Send this to her.

MFW I said this to a girl when i was youger and she started crying

>Sitting in class, being a Socially Awkward Penguin
>Girl I like sits next to me, starts talking to me
>Says "You're starting to grow a mustache, it makes you look manly"
>Awkwardly smile and reply with "Thanks, you too" (It's the first thing that comes to my head when someone compliments me)
>Realize what I said
<mfw

Niggas love mustaches.

She was mad because you didn't notice her professionally curled happy trail.

Ah, she's just PMSing.

mfw when "she" ...ohh thats the joke..

I smell frontpage :D

hfw