Dearest Daddy. a beautiful story about dear old dad. Hey Funnyjunk. My dad, who i love, is in hospital now, with terminal athlete' s foot. He' s a great man, so
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Dearest Daddy

Dearest Daddy. a beautiful story about dear old dad. Hey Funnyjunk. My dad, who i love, is in hospital now, with terminal athlete' s foot. He' s a great man, so

a beautiful story about dear old dad

Hey Funnyjunk. My dad, who i
love, is in hospital now, with
terminal athlete' s foot. He' s a
great man, so i wanted to share
our last proper conversation with
you all so you could get an idea
of what sort of person he was. i
hope you' ll bear with me til the
end of my story.
It was about a week ago,
before the athlete' s foot
took his voice, and we
were sitting in his
hospital room playing
chess. I was letting him
win, because you don' t
beat a dying man at
chess. He stopped, mid-
move, and looked at me.
Fm/ adm/ e, i need you
to promise me
something." i smiled
back at him, expecting
some speech about
living my life to the
fullest. "What is it, pop'?"
What he said next will
go with me to my own
grave.
I need you to promise
me that you' ll give me
about tree fiddy"
And that' s when i realised
that my Dad was a 400
foot crustacean from
Scotland, and that damn
loch ness monster had
got me again.
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User avatar #2 - nightauditor (02/03/2012) [-]
I read the first paragraph and immediately went to google to check if athletes foot actually can be terminal.

Should have read on first hehe...
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