This is how things are done around here

i wish i could give you a million toenail clippings.

HAHAHAAHHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAH toenail clippings

i see absolutetly no reason why you started preching us here, but yeah, its annoying

Do YOU want to anger the banana gods?

**nazkillah rolls 40**

ALSO IF THE MONKEYS COULD TALK THEN THE OLD MONKEYS WOULD'VE TOLD THE NEWER MONKEYS ABOUT THE SHOWERjust saying...

Yes...but a) the monkeys have no way of determining that, and b) what if the sprinkler is still on? The scenario thatOH PEEpresents doesn't seem to correspond to anything in reality.

The scenario only works with animals anyway. IfOH PEEwants to comment on human social behavior then he should do so directly. No real point is being made here.

The version of this joke I read made much more sense. It ended with something like "And that's how business policies are made" or some shit. It's pretty much the same thing but had a better ending, which is why I was arguing.

I suppose many business policies are made that way. Also policies like not eating pork because it was once unsafe to do so 2,000 years ago. So I guess the post amounts to "check your premises before you make policy".

Be nice if Congress, Parliaments, etc. would follow that rule.

They do have a way of determining that. It's called actually going up the ladder. The point of this is to encourage people to go against the norm and question everything around them, regardless of what everybody else says. Live and learn for yourself. That's what I took from it anyway.

> They do have a way of determining that. It's called actually going up the ladder. The point of this is to encourage people to go against the norm and question everything around them

If you're going to make a point about human behavior I'd think it best not to use animal behavior as a premise. Animals can't reason like humans and can't communicate like humans, so beating the hell out of each other is about the best they can do to keep order in their society.

Now, a story about how *scientists* beat each other up if they go near the ladder...say, pointing out how legitimate, formerly-respected scientists were beaten up and thrown out of academia for daring to approach the ladder of the truth of the "Global Warming" fiasco...*that* would certainly make a point.

worth it

made me lul

www.youtube.com/watch?v=3yw... play this song at 2:45 with your gif. JIZZED!