A funny joke a friend told me.. This is a awesome joke. Tell it to your friends they will freak out! OC BY ME!. Hells !\fnnyjunk. A friend es mine just told me
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A funny joke a friend told me.

This is a awesome joke. Tell it to your friends they will freak out! OC BY ME!

Hells !\fnnyjunk.
A friend es mine just told me e joke wee time age.
It is the funniest joke i hese ever heard end I literally laughed
as hard i threw up. I will new try he it inks e
he share it's awesomeness with yen.
Please excuse my enemman which might enstein wee mistakes es I em
net e native .
Three men sit in e hen end drink e sew beers, when suddenly e seany
appers which promises he anent thhee wishes he each es them.
seany
The sonst es the men diesn' t belief hen end whishes sen e
new red Ferrari.
rile
The seany gnorts this wish end e Ch
brasses- seinens appears in frank: es
the hen.
The secend guy is like "oh wohl" end wishes sen e Bugatti vs)/ run.
The seany gnorts this wish tee.
The thind guy pander: sen wee time end then comes up with his wish:
he wents the seany he make his night em twitch all the time.
The seany wanders why he would
went thet hut then alas gnorts
his wish.
esten thet, it's the sonst guy's tum agein. This time he wishes his
girlfriend he get e really sexy bland medal.
The seany gnorts this wish tee end '
his girlfriend turns he e bland
The secend men wishes the seme, just thet he wishes his girlfriend
he became e brunette.
The seany hes nu
rising this
end gnorts his wish.
This is when it's the thind guy's tum agein. Just like last time
he needs wee time he eema up with e geed wish agein. .
But final tells the seany he make his left em twitch teal
sst? ct
The seany is stiil censused about
hew this is making him happy hut
gnorts the wish es she is supposed
he he.
new each es the men gets his last wish end the sonst ene gees sonst
he wishes he hese 10 one one e en his : at.
grasses' b-"
The secend men wishes he hese in one one one e en his bank .
The seany gnorts this wish tee
end makes him freaking rich.
J Tts
new the seany is about he anent hen last wish he the thind guy whise
ems ene shanking end dashing all entend.
Thoughtful he comes up with his last
wish:
he wents his heed he twitch just like
his ems.
The seany is really pissed new because
she really doesn't get hew this is geing
he help him.
But agein, she gnorts his wish because she hes .
The seine's jab is dene end she . The men also gs he thein
heme agein end live thein lives.
They finally meet agein 5 yeers esten thein eve at the hen.
The sonst es the thhee men stints he explain:
wen, I already last mest es my maney end hed he
sell the car. But at least my girlfriend is stiil
with me end i stiil hese enaugh maney he live
under quiet geed conditional
esten thet the secend men stints he ten his steno:
Ten me it get even better: I all my
maney, my girlfriend is new my wise end I hese
five hugetits night nowl
esten him come: the thind men whise ems end heed ene stiil
wtch' xss! y like crazy end he says:
I thin): I sheeit hese wished sen samething Oise.
The end.
Is it wasn' t es sunny es I promised,
I em sanny, meybe it is sunnier he get
this steno conneted ener...
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Submitted: 02/01/2012
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User avatar #1 - zoef (02/01/2012) [+] (1 reply)
i thought he was wishing for two twitching arms and then a long cack that could constantly cum so he could fap for all eternity like a true forever alone guy
User avatar #8 - butisit (02/01/2012) [+] (2 replies)
Good effort.
+1
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#14 - Womens Study Major (02/02/2012) [-]
So this is what happens when people who aren't funny make comics... They end up with no punchline.
User avatar #12 - remsaman (02/02/2012) [-]
i was expecting some sort of twist...
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#4 - annogram (02/01/2012) [+] (1 reply)
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