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#1566 - lissiexoxobear (03/20/2012) [-]
Overall pretty damn good <3 lolz I can't complain much
#1558 - cjsixtyseven (02/21/2012) [-]
age 10- really fat and ugly. always was getting bullied had about NO friends at all and was always sad. was on medication.wore glasses

age 13-Things still weren't great but alot better. Lost alot of weight but was still fat. had a good amount of friends.I could fight really well so i was not getting bullied any more. Relationship and sexy time wise, i wasn't getting it in at all. (probably because i was still ugly) wore glasses. Realized the only music i would listen to was bands like the rolling stones and Queen

age 16- even though by this time i still thought pretty low of my self, this age was a huge turn in my life. High school drop out. always getting into fights.super skinny but not buff. from what a lot of people told me was 'good looking'. I was partying around 3 times a week.
doing some of the really bad drugs.Always wasted. Having sex all the time. HUGE fucking rebel ,nobody could tell me what to do. I was the basic example of what every kid should try Not to become. Even though i was a bad kid, i was having a shit ton of fun being one.

age 20- when i was 17 i went back to school.at 20 i was a well put together guy. Have good moral values, my own house, and a well paying job until i pass medical school. More built than just skinny, but still skinny i guess.Only drug i do now is weed. In to politics. I am also a soon to be father.
#1557 - kalimah (02/20/2012) [-]
my life is very interesting
#1553 - anonymous (02/20/2012) [-]
10- happy, chubby, but healthy, cute kid with lots of friends.
12- mum and younger sister died, i was in the car, older brothers moved out, dad became an addict, constantly abused. only kid my age that drank, lots of psychological problems.
13- moved to new town with older brothers. pierced the shit out of my body, heaps of drugs, skinny, unhealthy, an asshole, some friends, no good ones. met a girl, she was crying, took her home because i felt bad, ended up sleeping together, she didn't know i had night terrors or that i just sat at night crying and that, woke up, saw me a mess, just talked all night. turns out she's just as messed up. chat for about 5 hours.
14- stopped going to school altogether, poor as hell, still skinny, in contact with her, somewhat close with brothers.
15- got some tattooes, the girl starts sleeping at my house (not sex, sleeping) oldest brother moves out, other brother's never at home, cant pay rent, dad calls and tells me he's sober and wants me to come home, hang up, girl gets kicked out, moves in, someone pays rent with me. hope she gets better
16- her parents ask her to come home, she does, tells them about me, girls parents pay for a therapist, got diagnosed with a bunch of shit, year was hard, dropped out, girls a lot of better than me, decide to move back in with dad at the end of the year.
17-get closer with dad, i suppose, take out the piercing, dye hair to a natural colour, tattooes are still there, forgets about drugs, enroll in school, turns out im pretty smart, a lot healthier, not a skinny kid anymore as well.
18-move back to the other town, see the girl, beautiful as always, grown to 5'8, healthier skin, long hair, she's heaps better. ask whats shes doing next year, going to uni, enroll in the same one.
(now, 20)- married with said girl, still have night terrors, but am more positive, put on muscle, 2 more years til we finish school. plan to have a big family :)
sorry if you didn't give a fuck, but i just wanted to share
#1555 to #1553 - millisayhi (02/20/2012) [-]
buttfuck mi
#1554 to #1553 - millisayhi (02/20/2012) [-]
hurrah on the toilet. ;3
#1556 to #1554 - millisayhi (02/20/2012) [-]
i sed fuck mi om i gu
#1550 - anonymous (02/19/2012) [-]
#1545 - endingendless (02/17/2012) [-]
I have shiity paint skills.
Call me an "emo Lamar Smith" idc. I just thought this was fun.

User avatar #1564 to #1545 - cjsixtyseven (02/22/2012) [-]
Fall of Troy ftw
#1543 - chupiter (02/17/2012) [-]
I want to be 10 again.
#1540 - AbsentMinded (02/17/2012) [-]
10: Into games alot. No real internet except from Youtube and Runescape.

13: Still used runescape. Kinda depressed. Xbox 360 quite a lot. Decided to masturbate.

16: Discovered f.j at 14... Got a girlfriend, lost a virginity. Play pokemon, Zelda, Halo, Minecraft and Magic the gathering.
#1561 to #1540 - cjsixtyseven (02/21/2012) [-]
I find your sex life at 16 quite . . . . False
User avatar #1562 to #1561 - AbsentMinded (02/21/2012) [-]
Legal age here is 16.

#1539 - vanalla (02/16/2012) [-]
pretty happy with my life right now :)
#1538 to #1537 - anonymous (02/16/2012) [-]
too god damn hard to read.
you should have had a man do it
User avatar #1546 to #1538 - ipodnano (02/18/2012) [-]
shut up or i won't make you a sammich
#1551 to #1546 - mrrandomness (02/20/2012) [-]
FAULTY WOMAN FAULTY WOMAN
#1534 - sonicblaster (02/15/2012) [-]
10:carefree plays video games loves alot of old school games

13:likes anime still likes old chool games has more games than usual on the pc

16: carefree toker and only likes little games like minecraft and gta etc..

current age: happy smooth flowing guy got friendzoned so fucked
#1535 to #1534 - sonicblaster (02/15/2012) [-]
made with ms paint
#1533 - theivindon (02/15/2012) [-]
Well here it goes.
#1532 - Sagetwentyone (02/15/2012) [-]
me... i'm proud
#1528 - banette (02/15/2012) [-]
10:
Friendly, oblivious, carefree kid. I was very fascinated with the tropics and animals (specifically speaking, wolves, coyotes and gerbils, but mostly gerbils), and my obsession at the time was Pokemon. I loved Cubivore: Survival of The Fittest and Pokemon XD: Gale of Darkness each day after school and during the summer, all throughout the day and night. I got Animal Crossing: Population Growing (I've always been the person who got games years after they came out) from my uncle during the summer, and I developed an extreme interest in kangaroos after Valise and Astrid moved into my town, "Wolftown".
I thought all the kids in my class loved me (since I personally loved all of them, except maybe one or two) but I later realized they thought I was just strange. I had a crush on Princess Peach and my first friend (I was new to my town) Carlie, but I didn't really realize that I was infatuated with either of them. Umbreon became my favorite Pokemon and my oldest gerbil Salt died. I cried for months. I loved classic rock, 60's music and disco.

13: I started middle school with my 10 year old personality and everyone made it clear that they hated it. They also made it very clear that they thought I was quite ugly. However, I still didn't notice that I was not exactly miss popularity until I walked past a mirror in Wal Mart and realized I looked much different than the girls my age.
I started changing the way I looked and acted, eager to be approved of, starting with straightening my hair (it was normally very, very wavy and frizzy, but that's what comes with being redheaded), not wearing bell bottom jeans, wearing shoes (I would only wear Converse), wearing only light colored pants, and wearing nothing but black shirts because I was too scared to try any other color. I never spoke out of fear that someone would notice me and call me ugly or weird, but people still noticed me and called me both ugly and weird (which took away my already diminished self esteem) .
User avatar #1529 to #1528 - banette (02/15/2012) [-]
My "crush" Brendon Lee did so as well as every other kid in my grade and it made me hate myself but also become even more obsessed with earning his approval. I tried using self-tanners to please the girls in my grade and Brendon who were always calling me "albino", or "the white bitch", but I ended up looking like a character off the Simpsons.
I started having mental issues and I was diagnosed with Asperger's Syndrome and severe depression. My friend Carlie became unusually controlling and would pressure me into spending every day and night with her, although she said I wasn't allowed to leave her room. She would set the channel on shows she knew I hated and would take the remote into another room or stuff it into her pants and then stay in the other parts of the house for hours.


User avatar #1530 to #1529 - banette (02/15/2012) [-]
16: Got fed up with trying to please braindead wastes of space that placed an amazing amount of importance on looking like anorexic, bleached-blonde versions of oompa-loompas (and I ditched Carlie). I laid off the self tanners and starting wearing clothes I actually liked (bell bottoms, large t-shirts with stuff I liked on the front of them, flip flops or no shoes at all, but I still stuck with converse). I cut my hair to the way it was when I was ten (well, the bangs anyways) and I started not fearing whether people thought I was ugly or weird. After having horrible experiences with every man I ever dated, I became a lesbian and told my mom, who was surprisingly accepting about it. I still love video games, animals and Pokemon, and I plan on becoming a zoologist or a video game designer. I became nocturnal on accident, and I hate it, so I spend all of my nights with my gamecube (still playing the same games from when I was ten) or with my computer. I developed some extreme paranoias that keep me awake at night, too scared to sleep, but other than that, I'm okay mentally. I also came to hate Jessica Nigri, hipsters, wolfaboos, furries and Suethors with a passion. I no longer have any friends, but I started to get very close with my family, in particular my dad. I rarely leave my house other than to go to Wal Mart now that I am homeschooled, so my social anxieties worsened, but I cope with it.
#1527 - anonymous (02/15/2012) [-]
AGE 10 - I don't really remember, but I do know that it was just a little bit after this that I was being treated as a gifted student. You know the ones: Those kids in your class that had the best test scores on the provincial/state tests. You might've been one of those kids. Who knows. Nothing of importance to note, though.

AGE 13 - Probably only started figuring out how the world works around this time, or at least what nature tells us. I'll argue that my mental health is probably lower than shown, because I really didn't care much about "the talk," when most others claim it's horrifying at that age.

AGE 16 - And so, the anti-social jerk begins to arise, training himself to join the army of internet folk that probably won't get laid too quickly. I dunno, I just became more cynical around this time.

AGE 18 - Today, I am currently hating the world and all that live within it simply for their existence because I simply cannot get over the stupidity of humanity.
User avatar #1559 to #1527 - cjsixtyseven (02/21/2012) [-]
I can't get over the stupidity behind i can't believe it's not butter
User avatar #1525 - zistheman (02/15/2012) [-]
>hate life, dad dies when i'm 8
>smoke weed
>military school for smoking weed (get kicked out for smoking weed)
>smoke weed


#1526 to #1525 - zistheman (02/15/2012) [-]
lol forgot this
#1524 - guidedhand (02/13/2012) [-]
my life is amazin' :)
#1523 - anserine (02/12/2012) [-]
guys, i was a weird ten-year-old.
User avatar #1542 to #1523 - AbsentMinded (02/17/2012) [-]
How was your sex life better when you were 13?
#1544 to #1542 - anserine (02/17/2012) [-]
got more bitches.
#1547 to #1544 - lanolderen (02/19/2012) [-]
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#1549 to #1547 - anserine (02/19/2012) [-]
yeah.
yeah.
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