Welcome To The Brozone. . Me, enjoying same didya with a hugely attractive male friend. when he drops this Diapering, ygu' re tso cool. lets nice having a girl
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Welcome To The Brozone

Me, enjoying same didya with
a hugely attractive male
when he drops this
Diapering, ygu' re
tso cool. lets nice
having a girl
around who can
just be one of the
uys. you know?
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Submitted: 01/31/2012
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#25 - posalad (02/01/2012) [+] (2 replies)
- get supposedly close to a guy, talk every day, do stuff, etc, etc.
- he says he likes a girl, and says " She talks exactly like you and her name begins with an "A " ;)" (purposely trying to make me think its me)
- guesses someone else, he says no
- valentine's day comes up, I tell him I basically liked him
-He turns around and runs to our other friends and begins telling the story of how he "trolled me".
-Comes back and tells me that he cares about personality over physical appearance, but i was his "limit"
-He asked the girl i guessed the same day.

#59 - neoexdeath (02/01/2012) [+] (5 replies)
Psst...Hey...You're technically a bro now, so I can tell you this...Guy's aren't hard to figure out, just lay down on his bed in a suggestive pose while naked, and it'll all work out for you. Don't worry, I'll be downstairs seeing if I can do something about that fly that's been buzzing around the trash, but I left my I-Pod for you, its full of Barry White.
#57 - fluffymcnutter (02/01/2012) [+] (2 replies)
BUT....I'd bet that if you came on to him he wouldn't turn you down. There's the difference
User avatar #82 - mhden ONLINE (02/01/2012) [+] (2 replies)
>Get brozoned
>remove top
>out of brozone
>in to the rapezone

******* women . They dont know the agony ... they know NOTHING!
User avatar #37 - casedlsix (02/01/2012) [-]
lol, why do so many male fjers think that this is impossible?
User avatar #94 - aiphrem (02/01/2012) [+] (1 reply)
Brozone = I don't wanna go out with you, but it's kk if you wanna suck my dick.
#1 - sheiladude (01/31/2012) [+] (2 replies)
-Admit feelings for attractive male best friend.
-Nothing changed for a few days.
-I know that he has feelings for another.
-Ask about my chances with him.
-"We're just friends" speech.
-No more feelings for him.

#95 - djdarkshadow (02/01/2012) [-]
pay backs a bitch!
User avatar #91 - BobbyMcFerrin (02/01/2012) [+] (7 replies)
if you are remotely attractive there is no such thing as the brozone. guys have no reservations about banging their friends.
#49 - johndapro (02/01/2012) [+] (4 replies)
#146 - krispiez (02/01/2012) [+] (2 replies)
you ******* girls deserve a brozone every now and again, now you know how it feels.
#153 to #146 - genericindiekid (02/01/2012) [-]
you probably get rejected a lot, don't you?
#80 - extremezone (02/01/2012) [-]
nice try ladies, nice try!
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#156 - carolcifer (02/01/2012) [-]
I know how that feels bro... I actually don't but, whatever
I know how that feels bro... I actually don't but, whatever
#88 - leawesomeme (02/01/2012) [+] (2 replies)
Brozone is easy to get free from just get him drunk act naughty, but friendzone now that a hell of trouble.
#5 - ubergoatman (01/31/2012) [+] (2 replies)

I will now tell you a story. I used to be sensitive. I used to be the guy who hung out with a **** load of hot chicks, and I swear, nothing is wrong with me. I'm not fat, I'm actually athletic, but I choose not to play sports. I was the emotional tether to reality for these women. And I GOT FRIEND ZONED BY THEM ALL. I stopped talking to them... And now they want to date me now that we're in highschool and I've given up being sensitive. I am as stoic as a ************* stone. And you know what I say?... NOPE! My revenge has become a full circle prophesy, foretold by the gods of old!
And I **** you not, this is all true. And I love every damn minute of it.
User avatar #166 - Harkonnen (02/01/2012) [-]
You're ugly. that's the only explaination...or he's gay. take you clothes off for him and test it out
User avatar #133 - ishitincups (02/01/2012) [-]
That's when you proceed to say: "But I want you inside me."
No more brozone.
User avatar #98 - poppin (02/01/2012) [+] (2 replies)
so it turns out ive liked a guy for about a year and a half on and off. he has been in love with my best friend for a year or so and she has been constantly declining him and when both of them get in a speel over each-other they both came to me. I told said guy that i had feelings for him and he pretty much said im sorry but i dont want to ruin our friendship" so about a week ago he said he was going to ask her out again...so i forced my best friend to give him a try...now they are happily dating...what have i done?
User avatar #14 - Yams (02/01/2012) [+] (2 replies)
Shut up. It doesn't work the other way a round and you know it. Just give it to him and it's instant no friendzone for you
unless you're ugly... sorry
#18 to #14 - geometrysquid (02/01/2012) [-]
I know other guys don't think like you do, but if a girl "friendzones" a guy becuase she doesn't find him attractive, it's becuase she's a dumb slut right? And vice-verce, but still...
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