Why mother nature. . Gayes T have never been so horny in my life.. >Be 16 >Be dating some dude >Have your period > >Last couple of days on period >Hardly can stand it >Snap call him over >He comes over a
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Why mother nature

Gayes * T have never been so horny in
my life.
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Submitted: 01/31/2012
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#71 - izzalitious (01/31/2012) [+] (6 replies)
>Be 16   
>Be dating some dude   
>Have your period   
>						**************					   
>Last couple of days on period   
>Hardly can stand it   
>Snap call him over   
>He comes over and we start making out   
>Feels good man   
>Gets undressed except his boxers sticks his cack in   
>FeelsSoGreat   
>We finish and start cleaning up   
>Blood god damn everywhere on his cack and boxers   
>Looks at me "What the 						****					 is this 						****					"   
>Lie my ass off   
>Convince him he has something   
>Confesses that he actually does   
>No condom   
>FeelsBadMan   
>Get checked   
>All clean   
>Tell him to get out   
>He says fine but hes gonna need about a tree fiddy   
>God damn Lochness monster had fooled me agian
>Be 16
>Be dating some dude
>Have your period
> **************
>Last couple of days on period
>Hardly can stand it
>Snap call him over
>He comes over and we start making out
>Feels good man
>Gets undressed except his boxers sticks his cack in
>FeelsSoGreat
>We finish and start cleaning up
>Blood god damn everywhere on his cack and boxers
>Looks at me "What the **** is this **** "
>Lie my ass off
>Convince him he has something
>Confesses that he actually does
>No condom
>FeelsBadMan
>Get checked
>All clean
>Tell him to get out
>He says fine but hes gonna need about a tree fiddy
>God damn Lochness monster had fooled me agian
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#50 - xzenoo (01/31/2012) [+] (1 reply)
>I suffer of hematophobia   
>Doing stuff in the dark with gf   
>Dive in to give oral like baus   
>Tastes weird, gonna turn on the lights   
>Go 						*******					 insane as i realize my face covered in blood   
>Run around like a bitch   
>Trip over, bang my head in the wall, pass out   
>Wake up, seeing mother stare into my eyes, next to my 						*******					 embarrassed gf   
>Realize face still covered in blood   
>						****					 my life
>I suffer of hematophobia
>Doing stuff in the dark with gf
>Dive in to give oral like baus
>Tastes weird, gonna turn on the lights
>Go ******* insane as i realize my face covered in blood
>Run around like a bitch
>Trip over, bang my head in the wall, pass out
>Wake up, seeing mother stare into my eyes, next to my ******* embarrassed gf
>Realize face still covered in blood
> **** my life

#47 - gaius (01/31/2012) [+] (6 replies)
Eh, been there, done that. Ride the crimson tide mate. It's nowhere near as bad as people think, a lot more lubricated. My girlfriend and I actually both lost it while she was on hers, for one so the blood would be there anyway, and also since it would be easier (she's a small-bodied girl and we knew I was gonna hurt her) with the blood. Feel free to be disgusted, but it's the truth, just wash it off and deal with it.


#204 - anonymous (02/01/2012) [+] (2 replies)
**anonymous rolls 88** Dubs and I'll start my period... even though I'm a man!
#74 - blacksheepror (01/31/2012) [+] (4 replies)
Did it once.   
Looking down after was probably the 3rd most traumatic experience of my life.   
It looked like i 						********					 a small village with my dick.
Did it once.
Looking down after was probably the 3rd most traumatic experience of my life.
It looked like i ******** a small village with my dick.
#446 - datsass (02/01/2012) [+] (1 reply)
<< 5 seconds later to anyone who even looks in your general direction...
<< 5 seconds later to anyone who even looks in your general direction...
User avatar #87 - onkii (01/31/2012) [+] (4 replies)
usually the day right before my period is when i get really horny. i once *********** like 5 times and was still horny
#478 - thatcreepyguy (02/01/2012) [+] (1 reply)
the blood will be our lubricant
the blood will be our lubricant
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#301 - bunnybitchtits (02/01/2012) [-]
What Mother Nature was thinking.
What Mother Nature was thinking.
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#193 - danyella **User deleted account** has deleted their comment [+] (2 replies)
#281 - halfataco (02/01/2012) [+] (2 replies)
#162 - pluginbaby (02/01/2012) [+] (1 reply)
MFW girl on period wants sex
MFW girl on period wants sex
User avatar #504 - ipodnano (02/01/2012) [-]
Oh my God, how true is that? I feel as though the potential people I'd **** in my school (if I had to choose) triples when I'm on my period.
#313 - mcandrews (02/01/2012) [+] (12 replies)
fixed*
#175 - injerseyforever ONLINE (02/01/2012) [+] (4 replies)
I was 						*********					 and going down on this girl in her room without lights on.   
I finish and then right before she turns the lights on she says &quot;Oh by the way I'm on my period&quot;   
&lt;MFW I look in the mirror and see that my mouth and fingers are covered in blood.   
   
Oh, college, you so crazy.
I was ********* and going down on this girl in her room without lights on.
I finish and then right before she turns the lights on she says "Oh by the way I'm on my period"
<MFW I look in the mirror and see that my mouth and fingers are covered in blood.

Oh, college, you so crazy.
#397 - gordini (02/01/2012) [+] (2 replies)
A real man loves his woman everyday of the month.
#287 - anonymous (02/01/2012) [-]
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