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Government Security: Terrorists

NEWS: Part 1 reached #1! Thanks so much guys! Part 3 is here, link in description!<br />
Part 2 of the Government Security series! If you liked this please check out my other content! I also have another series, titled WTF?, and all of them have reached the front page!<br />
Part 3:funnyjunk.com/funny_pictures/327638/Government+Airplane+Warnings+3/<br />
Until then, peace

Because I got such a good
response to part 1, here' s part 2
in the "Governmet Warning"
series for your lols. Enjoy!
If you set yourself
on fire, please avoid
running.
If you spot terrorism, blow
your whistle or
yell really loud.
If you spot an arrow, pin it
against the wall with your
shoulder.
If you are sprayed with an
unknown substance, stand and
think about it instead of seeing
a doctor.
Use your flashlight to lift the
walls right off of your.
To eliminate smallpox, wash
with soap, water and at least
one armless hand under a
faucet with no sink.
People, animal corpses and the
biohazard symbol are all at risk of
being sucked into the
VOWEL
esults
Be on the lookout for terrorists
with pinkeye and leprosy. Also,
they tend to rub their hands
together manically.
If a door is closed, karate chop it
open.
If your building collapses, climb
under your table and practice yoga
Try to absorb as much of the
radiation as possible. The current
world record is 5 minutes, 12
seconds.
After exposure to radiation it is
important to consider that you
may have mutated to gigantic
dimensions: watch your head.
This concludes part . Part 3
coming when I have time if you
guys liked. Until next time, peace
...
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#23 - anonymous (04/04/2010) [+] (1 reply)
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IT'S ALREADY BEEN DONE
User avatar #1 - airguitar (04/04/2010) [+] (1 reply)
Haha the armless hand thing cracked me up XD
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User avatar #135 - eltunagrande (04/05/2010) [-]
this is the funniest thing i've seen on this site in a long time. thanks for the laughs.
User avatar #17 - Super Anon (04/04/2010) [-]
#2: blow your rape whistle OR do your best Vin Deisal impersonation.
#4: If sprayed with an unknown substance, stand there and contemplate your' new tattoo design.
#150 - viklord (04/05/2010) [+] (2 replies)
tihihihi, these are really funny :D
User avatar #153 to #150 - Smithington (04/05/2010) [-]
tehehehe*.... smithington strikes agaiin!
User avatar #146 - BisforBetter (04/05/2010) [-]
This made my day! You sir, win.... Thank you
User avatar #70 - ThatChineseGuy (04/05/2010) [+] (1 reply)
haha, these are hairlarious
keep it up! =D
User avatar #36 - xohollie (04/05/2010) [-]
This is from safenow. org, only there are better captions on safenow, lol
User avatar #189 - itehbitehkitteh (04/05/2010) [+] (2 replies)
the one with the pinkeye stuff the person has two left hands?
User avatar #190 to #189 - Excelsior (04/05/2010) [-]
Haha nice avatar dude
User avatar #160 - ROCKFOREVER (04/05/2010) [-]
oo dang.
User avatar #159 - Mikeyrulez (04/05/2010) [-]
wasnt as good as the first
#158 - iMwatchinYOu (04/05/2010) [-]
i literaly lol'd
User avatar #145 - Dementia (04/05/2010) [-]
i luv it when funny stuff gets on the website
User avatar #141 - XAnubusX (04/05/2010) [+] (1 reply)
giggle
User avatar #134 - charchar (04/05/2010) [-]
im laughing so hard im cying lololololol
#99 - stuppidppl **User deleted account** (04/05/2010) [-]
**stuppidppl rolls 711,869,502**
thats funny lol make more
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#87 to #84 - Vayrynen **User deleted account** (04/05/2010) [-]
You don't get the point of this site, do you?
User avatar #61 - helloppl (04/05/2010) [-]
this is a hell lot funnier than the first one. i lolled at every single one. i love you.
User avatar #33 - flaminscull (04/05/2010) [-]
this is even better than the first. i nearly pissed myself laughing
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