How does this happen. really?. 2 12704_ KB. pur, jpg) . I WAS JUST MASTURBATING AND EVERYTHING WAS GOING GREAT. I WAS IN MY ROOM, I HAD MY HEADPHONES (ON, I WAS
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**** . I WAS JUST MASTURBATING AND EVERYTHING WAS GOING GREAT. I WAS IN MY ROOM, I HAD MY HEADPHONES (ON, I WAS TATALLY NAKED SITTING AT MY COMPUTER CAPPING
AWAY TO A ) REDTUBE. ALL OF A SUDDEN THERE' S THIS REALLY SHARP PAIN IN MY DICK, LIKE IT JUST GOT STABBED WITH A SEWING NEEDLE. I JERKED MY HAND BACK AND IT BUMPED INTO MY
COMPUTER TOWER, WHICH SITS (ON THE DESK. WELL, I HAD MY STICK DE DEODARANT TDP DE THE TOWER, AND THAT BITCH FELL OFF AND LANDED DEC) ) ON THE HEAD DE MY
JDCK- HOLY ******* **** DID THAT HURT. AND ON TDP DE THAT IT HIT so HARD THAT IT ACTUALLY FORCED SDMB DEODARANT INTO MY URETHRA. WE NEVER HAD ANYTHING BURN so BAD IN MY ENTIRE
LIFE. I JUMPED DUT OF MY ******* CHAIR AND STUDD UP BECAUSE IT HURT so BAD; THIS CAUSED MY HEADPHONE CABLE TC) GET YANKED DUT DE MY SPEAKERS, WHICH CAUSED "OH YEAH BABY
COME DEEP IN MY TIGHT TEEN ASSHOLE UH UH UH" TO GET BLARED THROUGH MY ******* HOUSE AND ALMOST MAXIMUM VOLUME. NOW MY EYES ARE WATERING FROM THE PAIN THE DEODARANT
INSIDE MY COCK BUT I MANAGE TC) PUNCH DNE DE MY SPEAKERS HARD ENOUGH SC) THEY TURN (OFF. I LIDDED DOWN AND NOTICED BLOOD DRIPPING (OFF MY COCK: I GUESS THE LIP THE PLASTIC
N E DEODARANT THING BIT INTO MY FORESKIN AS IT CONNECTED WITH MY COCK. THE BLODD WAS DRIPPING DOWN MY LEG.
Elliot,
Cl Anonymous (( Sun) 18: 07: 38
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THIS ALL HAPPENED IN THE SPACE DE MAYBE E SECONDS. IT MAY SEEM BAD BUT IT GETS WORSE. JUST AS I' M STANDING THERE TRYING TO FIGURE OUT WHAT THE **** HAPPENED, MY
BEDROOM DOOR ******* OPENS. MY DAD WAS STANDING THERE WITH MY ACCEPTANCE LETTER TO JOHNS HOPKINS. I FROZE AND HE STARED AT ME, NAKED WITH MY BLOODY ERECTION FOR
MAYBE 15 SEC DNE BEFORE HE NOTICED MY COMPUTER h/ ION TOR AND THE BRUTAL ANAL SEX SCENE GOING ON . HE IMMEDIATELY CLOSED THE DOOR AND LEFT WITH OUT
SAYING ANYTHING. THIS MAY SEEM EMBARRASSING BUT MY DAD IS A SERIOUSLY CONSERVATOR CHRISTIAN. THIS HAPPENED ABOUT 15 MINUTES AGO AND HE HASNT SAID ANYTHING TO ME
YET. I' M STILL IN MY ROOM TRYING TO GET THE GOD DAMN ******* OLD SPICE OUT DE MY COCK. WHAT SHOULD I DO
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User avatar #3 - taelamin ONLINE (04/04/2010) [-]
**taelamin rolls 935,652,722** Who the **** uses Old Spice?
User avatar #1 - jordanttt (04/04/2010) [+] (1 reply)
dude
that turned me on...
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