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Tips for Men #1

You do this, girls will find you attractive! You don't have to be a douche to look nice, and vice-versa! God how simple-minded we are! Just pretend like you give a fuck when you walk out the door. That's all we ask.
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Submitted: 01/29/2012
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#9 - SpicerHyx (01/29/2012) [-]
Correction; This is what PICKY girls want.

In hindsight, just be yourself. What ever girl gives that much of a shit about how you look or what you wear is probably going to be picky about everything else.
#8 - anonymous (01/29/2012) [-]
yeah this is what the player/douchy guys wear
User avatar #7 - heartlessrobot (01/29/2012) [-]
Fuck that, I'll probably die before I'm 30, why bother?
#6 - anonymous (01/29/2012) [-]
i have all of these, still look like shit though.
#5 - missaphrodite (01/29/2012) [-]
Suit yourselves :P Just sayin, girls like guys who take pride in their appearance. Nothing douchey about it. I am NOT fat. Just the opposite actually. And I'm sorry you don't get to know what I look like, but you do get to know that I don't look like this:
#4 - anonymous (01/29/2012) [-]
#3 - petermosca **User deleted account** (01/29/2012) [-]
thanks! now i know how to look like a douche :)
User avatar #2 - zarrowsmith (01/29/2012) [-]
Well, are you hot or not? How would we know what kind of girls we are going to pick up if we do not know what you look like? It's just simple logic, isn't it?
#1 - duckking (01/29/2012) [-]
Bet a fat chick did this
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