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Joke v2
Uploaded by: realitysabitch
Someone commented and gave me a punch line i like better, so here's version 2 of Joke.
Original: funnyjunk.com/funny_pictures/3242706/Joke/
Nevermind it' s to Long.
Wanna hear a joke about
Wanna hear a joke
about my
Wanna hear a joke about
Wanna hear a joke
about my
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aBlindMoron (01/29/2012) [+]
(20 replies)
>be in grade 6
>in gym class; nobody is doing anything
>decide to tell joke
>"hey, wanna hear a joke about my dick? nah it's too long"
>douchebag kid doesn't laugh, instead pants'd me in front of everyone
>i picked the wrong day to freeball it
>my prepubescent genitals flop out
>in a rage i punch the douchebag in the face
>he flies across the gym and hits a wall
>suddenly my hair turns golden
>i'm a super saiyan
>the school implodes
>everyone but me dies
>crawl out of the rubble
>go home that afternoon
>"how was school today?" asks mom
>"fine"
>in gym class; nobody is doing anything
>decide to tell joke
>"hey, wanna hear a joke about my dick? nah it's too long"
>douchebag kid doesn't laugh, instead pants'd me in front of everyone
>i picked the wrong day to freeball it
>my prepubescent genitals flop out
>in a rage i punch the douchebag in the face
>he flies across the gym and hits a wall
>suddenly my hair turns golden
>i'm a super saiyan
>the school implodes
>everyone but me dies
>crawl out of the rubble
>go home that afternoon
>"how was school today?" asks mom
>"fine"
"Wanna hear a joke about my pussy, never mind you won't get it."
Me: "Hm...you're right, its probably to dirty for me anyways."
Me: "Hm...you're right, its probably to dirty for me anyways."