Joke v2. Someone commented and gave me a punch line i like better, so here's version 2 of Joke.  Original: funnyjunk.com/funny_pictures/3242706/Joke/. Nevermind it' s to Long. Wanna hear a joke about Wanna hear a joke about my
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Joke v2

Someone commented and gave me a punch line i like better, so here's version 2 of Joke.
Original: funnyjunk.com/funny_pictures/3242706/Joke/

Nevermind it' s to Long.
Wanna hear a joke about
Wanna hear a joke
about my
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Submitted: 01/28/2012
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#14 - aBlindMoron (01/29/2012) [+] (20 replies)
>be in grade 6
>in gym class; nobody is doing anything
>decide to tell joke
>"hey, wanna hear a joke about my dick? nah it's too long"
>douchebag kid doesn't laugh, instead pants'd me in front of everyone
>i picked the wrong day to freeball it
>my prepubescent genitals flop out
>in a rage i punch the douchebag in the face
>he flies across the gym and hits a wall
>suddenly my hair turns golden
>i'm a super saiyan
>the school implodes
>everyone but me dies
>crawl out of the rubble
>go home that afternoon
>"how was school today?" asks mom
>"fine"
#10 - mrpersonman (01/29/2012) [+] (1 reply)
#216 - hauntzor (01/29/2012) [+] (4 replies)
>brother comes over to me
>HEY SAM
>I say "what"
>He says PUSSY
>GET IT?
>I say "no"

Mfw I realized
#97 - icedog (01/29/2012) [+] (9 replies)
#192 - qazaibomb (01/29/2012) [+] (8 replies)
wanna here a joke about my girlfriend?
#54 - NekustaII (01/29/2012) [+] (3 replies)
**NekustaII rolled a random image posted in comment #46 at Now I can die happy ** Might be related
#112 - isaacbarnes (01/29/2012) [-]
"wanna hear a joke about my pussy"

"no, I saw it on Funnyjunk "
#5 - mattdoggy ONLINE (01/29/2012) [-]
i would have loved to hear the joke
#114 - elitezombiee (01/29/2012) [+] (2 replies)
#72 - ArmaliteLion (01/29/2012) [-]
Bitches will be so mad when i use this 50 times this week.
#86 - jordanish (01/29/2012) [+] (1 reply)
At first I was like
#88 to #86 - jordanish (01/29/2012) [-]
but then I
User avatar #124 - icantusecaps **User deleted account** (01/29/2012) [-]
"Wanna hear a joke about my pussy, never mind you won't get it."
Me: "Hm...you're right, its probably to dirty for me anyways."
#193 - qazaibomb (01/29/2012) [+] (1 reply)
#210 - kottonmouthed (01/29/2012) [-]
meanwhile
#3 - relatable (01/29/2012) [+] (1 reply)
>hfw
>hfw
#163 - capn (01/29/2012) [+] (3 replies)
#113 - cleggerzzz (01/29/2012) [-]
well played.
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