Yo dawg. Bitches bitching is annoying, but bitches bitching about bitches bitching is too much...

Wait. Now I am a bitch bitching about bitches bitching about bitches bitching.

Her boyfriends beats her and your response is a mechanical "reassurance"?
Sounds like you're not much of a friend, even though I agree bitches bitch too much.

FUCKING THANK YOU!

Girls care way too much. Guys don't care at all.

SEXUALITY. Y U NO LET ME WIN.

There's no time like bro time, and let me tell you something! If you haven't had bro time with your besties then you're missing out, shit gets intense.

<--- Also this happens after bro time

I prefer female friends since you can just sit and talk to them, whereas guy friends don't have shit to talk to about thats half interesting. The annoying thing about female friends, though, is that either, they'll randomly get pissed at you for no reason, or start expecting you to start every single conversation and always make the first move. I eventually gave up on talking to girls after having to do literally everything in the relationship.

Marry me.

As a female teenager, I like to expand my variety of friends. I used to hand out with a group of my closest female friends, around 10, and have the best time ever. Then, one of my closest friends suggested we hang out with the guys downstairs, which were around 4 and one of them was her boyfriend. So I did for a week. First time I did, all of them told me to kill myself and that I was fat, ugly, and nobody liked me. Okay, I could put up with that. The next day, all they talked about was sex, dicks, and vaginas. Okay, I could put up with that. But one kept walking up to me in front of my friends and saying, "NO ONE LIKES YOU. JUST FUCKING KILL YOURSELF ALREADY." So I kicked him in his balls and he kept whining about how his "balls were bleeding." My girl group told me that he probably would still be bitching if I hadn't done that but that guy group hates me now.

This is why I eat with girls.

The exact reason why girls think 'men and women' friendships exist. NO they DO NOT exist, few exceptions:
- He's gay.
- He's in a relationship.

Girls, sorry to break your bubble, but guys will never say 'you are one of my best friends' to you. Unless he does that to get in bed with you.

**elitezombiee rolled a random image posted in comment #1663849 at FJ Pony Thread **i'm not a female but I am a whiny bitch

I completely agree, and I wish I could pinkie this at least 2 million times. I never realized what all my guy friends meant about girls being such emotional fuck-tards until I left for college and had to live with two female roommates. To be honest guys underrate it. Most girls are air headed, needlessly emotional, psychotic cunts.

Yeah, I gotta agree with you. Guys are so much easier to hang around with. I find that I am more honest and "myself" around them. A lot of people might contradict me but I personally think guys are better listeners than girls. Not that I hate my girlfriends, but sometimes I feel like they use me for a compliment machine and nothing else.

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who i hang out with

When she was reassuring the girls, I pictured Steven Hawkings voice saying it and laughed my ass off. pinkie for you!

lol, a female friend of mine once said "ugh, this is why i hang out with boys, less drama."