If i could go back in time 1
The fallowing is a factual acocunt cf the day that I
awake ta find a time machine in my bedroom, its
prim dead fram gunshot wounds.
Naturally, the first thing I did was travel
back ta 1776 ta meet cur fadding
My after formal did I nitice
that in my haste, I had arrived with
and my balls hanging cut cf my banters.
Luckily I was able ta pass it eff as the casual
fashion cf the future.
I saw the sights, met the improtant
figures cf the day, warned them all
Hitler and then returned ta my awn time
Fer all the , time travel seems like a
pretty beneficial technolgy. When I get back
there were ten times as many jews, and if
there were any negative effects cf my
meddling I hauo yet ta see them.