Snack Retrieval & Combo Guide. CCCCOOMMMMBBBOOOOOO- thumb it!!!!. snack retrieval guide 1- open fridge 2- microwave something from freezer section of popular op
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Snack Retrieval & Combo Guide


snack retrieval guide
1- open fridge
2- microwave something
from freezer section of
popular options"
3- Return to fridge while
microwaving is in process..
Obtain beverage.. Pour into
drinking apparatus...
Pom murmur TOO MUCH INTO cuss MP my PORTMAN our
glass if not already in
4- Stop microwave before it
5- Start thinking about how
to carry everything back to
either room, family room or
basement.. oi) )
6- Pocket cell phone
Put laptop under one
PS: This guide is only to be
used when girlfriend is out of
town, or there are no women
you know you do it! thumbs..
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Submitted: 04/04/2010
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User avatar #14 - ThatRussianGuy (04/05/2010) [+] (5 replies)
ur chicken fingers with ranch (btw i fukin love that **** ) look like dicks with sperm on them
User avatar #18 to #16 - Eziolieksbrushie (04/05/2010) [-]
i just thought, is that **** ? nah, for the sake of making myself hungry, thats bacon....
User avatar #8 - AlexPancake (04/05/2010) [+] (3 replies)
I'm a girl and I do this. XD Why must I leave town?
User avatar #11 to #8 - smets (04/05/2010) [-]
also because we don't necessarily like dealing with your emmotions and all that horse ***** so we send you on trips around the world to discover and retrieve exotic BACON!
#7 - dreamofmirrors **User deleted account** (04/05/2010) [-]
wow........that was my life in one post....good job. and chicken strips with ranch ******* rules, especially bacon ranch. and a code red mountain dew
#6 - xxxsonic fanxxx (04/05/2010) [-]
its like you've known me my whole life
#3 - Twatsepage (04/04/2010) [+] (2 replies)
why wouldn't you just put the plate on top of the laptop while carrying the glass in the other hand? DEEEEERP
User avatar #5 to #3 - mazzagon (04/04/2010) [-]
because the correct way to carry a laptop is obviosly by holding it under your arm while having the hand of the arm you are holding the laptop in the corrisponding pocket DEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEERP
User avatar #1 - phoenix grinder (04/04/2010) [+] (1 reply)
few have ever been as correct as this man is right now
#4 - diddler **User deleted account** has deleted their comment [+] (1 reply)
User avatar #10 to #4 - smets (04/05/2010) [-]
welcome to the club!
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