Snack Retrieval & Combo Guide. CCCCOOMMMMBBBOOOOOO- thumb it!!!!. snack retrieval guide 1- open fridge 2- microwave something from freezer section of popular op
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Snack Retrieval & Combo Guide

CCCCOOMMMMBBBOOOOOO- thumb it!!!!

snack retrieval guide
1- open fridge
2- microwave something
from freezer section of
popular options"
3- Return to fridge while
microwaving is in process..
Obtain beverage.. Pour into
drinking apparatus...
Pom murmur TOO MUCH INTO cuss MP my PORTMAN our
BY MAKING mun SLOW? NOISE'"
glass if not already in
4- Stop microwave before it
beeps'.
5- Start thinking about how
to carry everything back to
either room, family room or
basement.. oi) )
dim
6- Pocket cell phone
Put laptop under one
arm
DO EPIC BUTTPLATE
PS: This guide is only to be
used when girlfriend is out of
town, or there are no women
around..
you know you do it! thumbs..
...
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Submitted: 04/04/2010
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User avatar #14 - ThatRussianGuy (04/05/2010) [+] (5 replies)
ur chicken fingers with ranch (btw i fukin love that **** ) look like dicks with sperm on them
User avatar #18 to #16 - Eziolieksbrushie (04/05/2010) [-]
i just thought, is that **** ? nah, for the sake of making myself hungry, thats bacon....
User avatar #8 - AlexPancake (04/05/2010) [+] (3 replies)
I'm a girl and I do this. XD Why must I leave town?
User avatar #11 to #8 - smets (04/05/2010) [-]
also because we don't necessarily like dealing with your emmotions and all that horse ***** so we send you on trips around the world to discover and retrieve exotic BACON!
#7 - dreamofmirrors **User deleted account** (04/05/2010) [-]
wow........that was my life in one post....good job. and chicken strips with ranch ******* rules, especially bacon ranch. and a code red mountain dew
#6 - xxxsonic fanxxx (04/05/2010) [-]
its like you've known me my whole life
#3 - Twatsepage (04/04/2010) [+] (2 replies)
why wouldn't you just put the plate on top of the laptop while carrying the glass in the other hand? DEEEEERP
User avatar #5 to #3 - mazzagon (04/04/2010) [-]
because the correct way to carry a laptop is obviosly by holding it under your arm while having the hand of the arm you are holding the laptop in the corrisponding pocket DEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEERP
User avatar #1 - phoenix grinder (04/04/2010) [+] (1 reply)
few have ever been as correct as this man is right now
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#4 - diddler **User deleted account** has deleted their comment [+] (1 reply)
User avatar #10 to #4 - smets (04/05/2010) [-]
welcome to the club!
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