Idiot Customer

Me at work*
I think I' ll take m
break now"
Customer*
Excuse me, I' d like to return a few items"
Of course
ma' m. Just give
me a moment to
call a cashier to
the service
desk"
And I demand you follow the store policy. When a
customer returns an item, the store pays double the
money back. That is you' re policy, satisfaction or double
your money back"
Not our policy... or any policy"
I' m sorry ma' m but
that is not our policy.
Do you have your
receipt?"
Harps
HERP' S
DERPMART
USELESS CRAP
MORE CRAP
Helps
Bout tree fiddy"
so I SAID "Goo DAMMIT Loch
MONSTER, I AIN' T GONNA GIVE YOU
No TREE I-‘ IDDY. If I HAD TREE I-‘ IDDY
To ]UST GIVE AWAY I WOULDN' T BE
WORKING HERE!"
DAMN MONSTER BOTH] -RING ME AT
won. LET ME ASK YOU THIS, " HE' S
GOT MONEY To SPEND ON GIANT
MASKS, WHY DOES HE KEEP
BOTH] -RING ME ABOUT TREE
AND STOP READING THIS IN MY
VOICE DAMMIT!
AND THAT WAS THE FAITH TIME ll SAW THE
I. OCI' I NESS MONSTER