Skyrim and Sex?. Yes, I reposted my own work.. On Christmas my girlfriend got me the greatest gift. It' s amazing that she cared so much. I played the game for
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Skyrim and Sex?

Yes, I reposted my own work.

On Christmas my girlfriend got me
the greatest gift.
It' s amazing that
she cared so much.
I played the game for a few days. Not
many.
And my girlfriend would come and
watch. She was interested in it.
one day I' m playing and she starts to kiss
me and touch me and I was liking it.
So, We do it.
About three days later, the same thing
happens. I' m playing Skyrim and she' s
watching.
She starts touching me again.
So, We do it.
This same cycle happens four more times
when I notice it.
My girlfriends jelly over Skyrim.
And I' m getting laid because ofit.
I play Skyrim everyday now.
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Submitted: 01/25/2012
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#13 - zijoj **User deleted account** has deleted their comment [+] (2 replies)
#66 - milanovicseven (01/26/2012) [+] (2 replies)
his girlfriend
User avatar #37 - nukinzerambo (01/26/2012) [+] (3 replies)
I have a girl that I like and i guess she likes me too, cause if she is over and watches me play skyrim.

She does not mind it cause she just watches and sits and plays Pokemon on her DS
But she gets closer and closer and then one day she paused the game and straddled my lap and whispered the sexiest thing ever
"Do me Dovahkin"

I woke up shortly after and kicked a wall for not being able to dream that ever again
#105 - sneakycub (01/26/2012) [+] (3 replies)
I know what you meanOH PEEexcept my girlfriend is a dog and my copy of skyrim is a jar of peanut butter
I know what you meanOH PEEexcept my girlfriend is a dog and my copy of skyrim is a jar of peanut butter
#134 - xxxsonic fanxxx (01/26/2012) [+] (4 replies)
#135 to #134 - xxxsonic fanxxx (01/26/2012) [-]
**anonymous rolls 33**
#95 - glasgowrangers (01/26/2012) [-]
Seems legit
#113 - xxxsonic fanxxx (01/26/2012) [-]
#67 - helforce ONLINE (01/26/2012) [-]
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#71 - eldeeko (01/26/2012) [+] (1 reply)
That's quite frightening that esact thing happens with me, except she got it for me when it first came out..
#78 to #71 - angelisk (01/26/2012) [-]
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#98 - xxxsonic fanxxx (01/26/2012) [-]
Meanwhile in reality
#136 - carnagejc (01/26/2012) [-]
Oh OP, you never cease to amaze with your creativity.
#157 - iamnewhere ONLINE (01/26/2012) [+] (8 replies)
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O­P's "girlfriend".
#117 - xrayglasses ONLINE (01/26/2012) [-]
#88 - spectralbanshee (01/26/2012) [+] (1 reply)
Well I haven't played skyrim yet + I did not get laid yet... A possible connection maybe?
#90 to #88 - soronbe (01/26/2012) [-]
No man, I played Skyrim already

There is no connection
#16 - jarsquatter (01/26/2012) [-]
MFW i bought myself skyrim and the story ended the same way
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