Skyrim and Sex?. Yes, I reposted my own work.. On Christmas my girlfriend got me the greatest gift. It' s amazing that she cared so much. I played the game for
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Skyrim and Sex?

Skyrim and Sex?. Yes, I reposted my own work.. On Christmas my girlfriend got me the greatest gift. It' s amazing that she cared so much. I played the game for

Yes, I reposted my own work.

On Christmas my girlfriend got me
the greatest gift.
It' s amazing that
she cared so much.
I played the game for a few days. Not
many.
And my girlfriend would come and
watch. She was interested in it.
one day I' m playing and she starts to kiss
me and touch me and I was liking it.
So, We do it.
About three days later, the same thing
happens. I' m playing Skyrim and she' s
watching.
She starts touching me again.
So, We do it.
This same cycle happens four more times
when I notice it.
My girlfriends jelly over Skyrim.
And I' m getting laid because ofit.
I play Skyrim everyday now.
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#13 - zijoj **User deleted account** has deleted their comment [-]
#105 - sneakycub (01/26/2012) [-]
I know what you meanOH PEEexcept my girlfriend is a dog and my copy of skyrim is a jar of peanut butter
I know what you meanOH PEEexcept my girlfriend is a dog and my copy of skyrim is a jar of peanut butter
#110 to #105 - Fiction (01/26/2012) [-]
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#66 - milanovicseven (01/26/2012) [-]
his girlfriend
#80 to #66 - makalza (01/26/2012) [-]
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#69 to #66 - vukzgbl (01/26/2012) [-]
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User avatar #37 - nukinzerambo (01/26/2012) [-]
I have a girl that I like and i guess she likes me too, cause if she is over and watches me play skyrim.

She does not mind it cause she just watches and sits and plays Pokemon on her DS
But she gets closer and closer and then one day she paused the game and straddled my lap and whispered the sexiest thing ever
"Do me Dovahkin"

I woke up shortly after and kicked a wall for not being able to dream that ever again
#95 - glasgowrangers (01/26/2012) [-]
Seems legit
#134 - John Cena (01/26/2012) [-]
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#135 to #134 - John Cena (01/26/2012) [-]
**anonymous rolls 33**
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#113 - John Cena (01/26/2012) [-]
#98 - John Cena (01/26/2012) [-]
Meanwhile in reality
#16 - jarsquatter (01/26/2012) [-]
MFW i bought myself skyrim and the story ended the same way
#191 - WhyIs (01/26/2012) [-]
I bought Skyrim myself...

*sigh*
User avatar #33 - Scizor (01/26/2012) [-]
you lucky **** , all my wife does is bitch
#34 to #33 - CJT (01/26/2012) [-]
My good man, is it true that marriage is the end of all things good? Such as BJ's and sex in general?
User avatar #36 to #34 - Scizor (01/26/2012) [-]
i still get BJ's and sex. it's not the end of all things good, i have a wife who loves attention, if she doesn't get it she gets mad. i say it mostly depends on the woman you marry. for some people it gets better, others, worse, and for those in between nothing really changes for a good number of people, it's kinda like the same old life for them, it's all on the woman you marry, and the decisions you make with that woman. women are delicate territory, tread carefully and you should be fine
User avatar #52 to #36 - NolanNasty (01/26/2012) [-]
i have dated my girlfriend for over 5 years now... i kinda feel like we are married....she thinks skyrim is boring and she hates scrubs.... mfw
User avatar #56 to #52 - Scottizdaman (01/26/2012) [-]
Hates Scrubs?!?!?! D: no bueno
User avatar #57 to #56 - NolanNasty (01/26/2012) [-]
no es bueno indeed my friend :( okay.jpg
#35 to #34 - John Cena (01/26/2012) [-]
if not sooner once you get kids. you might do it after they grow up if she really likes it but even if that does happen that'll be roughly 18- 20something years from then. unless you have more than it'll be atleast 20 if not 30 :D and who knows if your pecker will even still be functional. get it out of your system early. you'll get over it wether you like it or not
#19 - ragingbrony (01/26/2012) [-]
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It's good to warm your girlfriend up before a good fap, huh?
#157 - iamnewhere (01/26/2012) [-]
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O­P's "girlfriend".
#164 to #157 - vexigen (01/26/2012) [-]
Bad Dragon FTW!
#170 to #157 - MasterManiac (01/26/2012) [-]
That's just disgusting.   
   
   
Pepsi is so much better than Coca-Cola.
That's just disgusting.


Pepsi is so much better than Coca-Cola.
User avatar #173 to #172 - MasterManiac (01/26/2012) [-]
Isa joke.
#188 to #173 - captainwow (01/26/2012) [-]
You never joke about cola.
You never joke about cola.
#175 to #173 - iamnewhere (01/26/2012) [-]
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And now i feel like this guy
#204 to #170 - daniboyi ONLINE (01/26/2012) [-]
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Ok... WHAT THE HELL IS WRONG WITH YOU?! Pepsi better than Coca ******* Cola?! It's like saying... Twilight is better than Lord of the Rings for christ sake! Coca Cola only made one mistake so far and that was Coca Cola zero. Everything else they make is just god.
#136 - carnagejc (01/26/2012) [-]
Oh OP, you never cease to amaze with your creativity.
#22 - aquosman (01/26/2012) [-]
Don't you just love PALMELA

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User avatar #42 to #22 - freakinacage (01/26/2012) [-]
pamela handerson
User avatar #167 to #140 - pharoahemonch (01/26/2012) [-]
but boy did his alcoholic whore of a mother pay dearly for it
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